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What tunes do they have? Only Kurt Cobain knows for sure. And I'm not trying to go and ask him.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord: He is trampling out the vintage where the guns and powder is stored; He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword: His truth is marching on. ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallehuja! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! His truth is marching on. I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps, They have builded Him a Burning Cross in the evening dews and damps; I can read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps: His day is marching on. ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! His day is marching on. I have read a fiery gospel writ in burnished rows of steel: "As ye Devil be my contemners, so with you my Lord shall deal; Let the Hero, born of woman, crush thar Devil with his heel, Since God is marching on." ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Since God is marching on. He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat; He is ripping out the hearts of men before His judgment-seat: Oh, be swift, my soul, to answer Him! be jubilant, my feet! Our God is marching on. ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Our God is marching on. In the beauty of the lilies thar white Christ was born in Arab land, With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me: As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free, While God is marching on. ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! While God is marching on. He is coming like the glory of the morning on the wave, He is Wisdom to the mighty, and firey wrath upon the Coward's grave So the world shall be His footstool, and the soul of Tenants His slave, Our God is marching on. ( Chorus ) Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Glory, glory, hallelujah! Our God is marching on.

Karma Chameleon?
Instant Karma?
The Lord's Prayer?
Like a Virgin?

Put a nickel in and be free of your sin...

I don't understand. Is this written in Welsh or Gaelic?

Cain't be all bad if it's in Clayton. Even if it's a Clayton that ain't got no hills, no waterfalls, no branches, or none of God's Glory.

the devils red wife.

As soon as I get the details sorted, you will be able to buy six-packs of genuine Holy Jesus Stigmata from Jesusware(TM). Made in China and untouched by human hands (factory staffed by monkeys).

Now that is something I can get off on. In fact I have jacked off so many times over Padre Pio I'm starting to get smegmata on my hands!

Wake up Aussies, this here boy is talkin in terroist code. Li'l ol me can figure this out, but thar gooberment ain't got no clue, now do they.

Almost feel sorry for the nutless libnats.... NAH!

they are all cunts out there

Ain't that smuptin! But, fer all you smarty smart city-slicker egg heads, that ain't ware I'm from. Nosiree, it ain't. That dang Nonash be flatter than Sis's 'lil titties.

Nope - ware I'm a from thar's big 'ole beautiful mountains. Ain't no sissy flat lander place.

Have they found the penile stem cell yet???

My Dear Ricky, I must have missed something. I have been checking my accounts, and truly cannot find that I've had recent dealings with the yellow folk or their government.
As for subhuman parts - the John Howard clones have absolutely flourished! I have never seen such growth outside of a culture of cancer cells. So, as you can see, I have no need for extra tissue.
I often think of you Ricky when I look at some of your excised brain that I have in a jar of formalin down here at the Recreation Psychiatry (TM) clinic.

Take all the letters in some text, assign a=6, b=12, c=18, d=24 etc., and add all the letter values to get a result.
Here is an example list of names that equal 666 :-
centrelink
computer
rotten egg
santa claus
satan shit
simon crean
illusion
insanity
judas shit
kissinger
mark of beast
nauseating
new labour
new york
evil turd

Here is a list for 444 :-
english
gematria
gospel
harlot
homicidal
increase
jesus
jewels
jewish
joshua
lucifer
martial
masonic
menorah
messiah
obedient
occult
sabotaged
severe
shithead
tarot
the key
the king

How in gods green earth do you "apply simple English genitalia to the Max Gross name"? Is this some form of perverted Xenox News hazing? Does it occur to new members (figuratively speaking)? Or can anyone join in? Please...

All yer perversion, cursin, and blasphomey. Yep, he's lickin his chops, knowin yer time ain't gonna be long. Nosiree, you bad people is gonna be all his.

You jest tell that 'ol Devil that Ricardovitz tried to save yer soul, but you were too dumb to listen. Yer Devil, he fears me 'cuz I got The Lord on my side.....It's like havin a GE Minigun to defeate one spear chucker.

Fake jesusware? How about your fake jesus? The only place you or anyone else will spend eternity is in a hole in the ground, son. Oh, hang on, you're already IN one Mr R!

Thats it! All the fairy tale drivel and quasi-historical confabulations from the so-called Christians is Jesusware! That includes all the creepy bibles and suchlike. If the hypocrites haven't already got a copyright on that name, I will use it for my Jesus-power relics and Jesus-magic shops. Please understand that salvation is only available from genuine Cynical observer "Jesusware" outlets.

You go sell yer bit of fake Jesusware. Cuz, when you git yer website all set up, I'm a gonna buy me a piece.

And, when you die, and yessiree, you's gonna die, I'm a gonna be thar right next to Our Lord, with my fake Jesusware. And, I'ma gonna turn to thar Lord and say: "Yessiree, Lord, that thar's the servant of Satan that done sold me this bit of Jesusware, blasphamin and slanderin yer good name all the while.

I have confidence that thar Good Lord 'll kick yer Satan-Sellin fake Jesusware ass way back down to thar firey hell where you's gonna spend all eternity.

My dear Monsveneris, I'm sure that Christians do not pray to any Jesus who died at any time. It is crystal clear that Jesus as described in the Bible never existed. Even those Jews who thought he existed need not worry - you cannot be guilty of crucifying the man who was never in that time and place. But - if you are a true believer - I'll sell you a piece of the actual cross Jesus was nailed upon, and a little bottle of his holy dried blood that can cure all ills. Genuine cross nails need to be pre-ordered, as I have to import them from China as required.

Nothin but a liberal scam put up by a bunch of drug guzzling old hippies like Billy Ayres and Bernnie Dhorn.

I was greatly alarmed when I applied simple English Gematria to the Max Gross name and returned 696 (not 666).
Here is a short list of some 696 names:-
Max Gross
John Howard
Tony Blair
Old Hellmaker
Pecker licker
Smegma licker
Queer nazi
Queer joy
Ratlike liar
Reheated nazi
Spellbinder
The Warlock
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think I know nothin. But, I do. Yessiree, I do.

See, I know what's goin on in this here Satan-Sicko world of ours. I see thar Devil for what he is. Thar Devil is Muslim. And, anyone who dern't declair "MUSLIM IS EVIL" from thar heart, they's just been had thar eye's spraypainted black so's they cain't see. Blinded by thar Devil's spraypaint.

Now, I'm gonna sum it all up fer ya:

1. Obama's a dumb nigga who dern't know nothing 'bout nothin. Dumber than a retarded field hand.

2. Drug-guzzling radical old hippies got Obama all Hollywooded up and got that dumb ol' boy incharege of USA Nukes.

3. Yer Kevin Rudd ain't nothin but a pansey-assed, lame-brained, pot-smokin porn hussler. I got a 8 year old cuzin who could curb-stomp that thin skull of his lickity spit.

4. Max Gross is a Muslim-humpin Joo who done guzzled so much drugs and licker that he dern't know his ass end from his dern knee-cap. Boy, I'm here to tell you that old Anarchyists dern't know when to mind thar own. Nosiree, them old Anarchyists they go a workin fer thar CIA. Ain't that right, Maxy.

This world's been a takin over by Muslims, curtosey of thar Hollywood Jews and Homosexuals. It's time fer a good old fasioned Crusade!!

5. Thar ain't no aliens, fools - tain't never been none here on this planet.

6. Y'all need to listen up. Y'all need guns and plenty of ammo. Y'all need to quit huffin and puffin them drugs of yers. Y'all need God in yer heart and Satan at the Muzzle end of yer gun.

Thar's gonna be a war. A BIG WAR. It's commin boys and girls, and y'all is still jest jackin around. What y'all need is someone like me to be yer leader. I'm tellin ya - pull that thar lever for RICARDOVITZ in 2010.

Well, I watched The Obama Deception and although it raises many valid points it really is just another product of the peculiarly American sense of self-defeating paranoia that the world just shakes its head in despair at. It is so convoluted, confused and confusing that it's impossible to take Alex Jones seriously. And when the film attempts to dismiss the scientific consensus regarding Global Warming, when it protests against the serious need for gun control, and when it refers to "God's Law", well, that's when I just couldn't stop laughing. Too bad, because the key message is sound: that Obama is just a new face on an old scam. Stick to Xenox News, Joe, Alex Jones has been too long in his bunker!

A good name for a fraudulent Zionist product: "I can't believe it's not Jew!"

I could not form any readable anagrams from the Max Gross name. That proves that the name is some kind of fraud. The world is full of these unperson black holes named Max Gross. How can they be Jews when they don't even physically exist? My best theory is that the aliens are projecting some kind of mental implant into the vegetable folk of this planet. If I am right, we should soon see the motherships of their transgalactic expeditionary extermination force in our skies.

Unfuckenbelievable that the Isnotraelis keep getting away with fucken murder. Anti-semitic my ass, Palestianians are the true semites and Isnotraelis are just imported Europeans, Russians and Yanks. Fuck off back where you came from and give back what you stole you fucken locusts!

Jesus fucken christ Ricardo are you here as well. Why aren't you out back squealing and rolling in last weeks slops with the rest of the redneck retards? Hell when did they release you from the retard farm anyway?

I cant believ you know how to use a fucken keyboard let lone read or wtite you dumb shit. When did they connect electricity to your redneck hovel? Probably got a bidet as well, right?

Jesus H Christ I'm gone a few fucken months and the News has turned into a fucken basketcase redneck paradise. Max your the only one making any fucken sense round here. and as for that drivelling dork dickhead Ricardo he's had one fucken jam jar of lightnin juice too many! maybe breathing in a little too much of that home grown bomb making fertiliser shit?

Would that be orange joos or perhaps apple joos? Rather than fruit beverages, it was my understanding that Max has a distinct preference for vodka spritzers.

Of course I mean to say 1000's of years ago. However, given that Christian fundamentalists (with an emphasis on "mental") think the earth is only 4000 or so years old, perhaps I was correct in the first instance?

Aint' got no money. Ain't got no kettle er pig renderin. Tain't got no vote cuz landowners dern't give no vote to Tenants.

Tenants is slaves, boy, dern't you kow that. You's my slave. Work my land, if'n I even let you on it. Boy, you do as yer told, or I'll crack you so hard 'tll make yer back look like a road map of Jew York City.

Dumb old Tenant, he just dern't get it, do he. Land Barrons like me, we have ways of turnin a dumb old geechie tenant into a hard worker. Yessiree, we do. See, dumb Tenant, I run thar store where you git yer vittals from. You sleep in my bunk house. Gotta pay for all them Amentitties, boy. "ntill you pay me for all them Amentitties you been usin, YOU AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE, BOY.

He won't be springing back!

Getting too excited! Should be "Labor" instead of "Labour".

Don't waste that pig fat. Just boil it up with their tiny landlord testicles. Deep-fry their grasping claw-like fingers for crispy entrees.

Sure is some plain talking in that. *CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* you have done it again!

Charles my good man, do I know you? You seem to have your own head well screwed on anyway. I look forward to more of your down to earth wisdom. It is time for some sanity around this place.

It never ceases to amaze me that a billion Christians around the world pray to a dead Jew who died 100's of years ago.

I've seen pictures of him!

The man who never was? When I see too many, I think there ain't any! Cthulhu, Satan, Cartman, Homer Simpson, even Jesus - all real enough I guess, but Max? Max Gross? What's in a name?

My dear Annemarie Smith, I find the list fine for my purposes, but please don't use the word "sight" when you mean "site" (your last paragraph)

I suggest building up the jaw strength by biting the ends off corn cobs. After that, the rest is easy. A variant exercise is biting the heads off real estate agents.

Squatter and the Ant

I'm all for it!

Ladies your chariot and stud awaits!

Yours standing to attention,

Hairy Fucknuckle

I say sweel them all!

I went on this site but found that alot of these are back to front for example
Banging your head against a silver lining.
Beauty is in a brick wall.

These two sayings are backwards

You might want to check this sight and sort it out as that was only two that were like that there are many more

You are a fruticake