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God = good
Jesus = good
Business = good
Landlord = good
payin tenant = good
guns = good
huntin = good
workin = good
farmin = good
Dixie = good
Appalachian Mountains = good
Shooter's Party = good
Now, I'll learn you 'bout BAD:
Devil = bad fer humans, but tain't nothing but God's servant. God gave man free will, and he's gotta root out the bad weeds among us. I reckon God's a groomin us righteous for somethin bigger than what a goin on here on Earth.
Muslim = Bad weed
Rudd = Bad Prime Minister - that's why y'all need to vote fer Ricardovitz in 2010
Obama = Devil's toung = bad
Yankee Carpet Baggers = bad, go home Yankee,!!
DeadBeat tenant = bad - thar's the lowest form of useless flesh tain't good fer nothin much thar ever was.
Gooberment = bad - we dern't need no nanny bitch-titties tell'n us no nevermind.
Drugs = bad - turn you into a no good lyin, cheatin, deadbeat good fer nothin Tenant.
Descendents of Ham and Shem - bad - that's why thar Devil turned 'em black.
Jews? Well, what thar heck is a Jew anywhoo? I reckon if God done gived them left-bent, drug-guzzlin thangs horns on thar head, then he wanted 'em to cozey up with thar Devil.
School = Gooberment indoctrination chambers = bad.
That's yer lesson fer today, boys and girls - think upon it whilst slippin 'way to sleep tonight. Nighty nite and sweet dreams.
I done told y'all 'thousand times - git yerself some land, work thar land, and git some tenants to pay you to use and farm it.
If you ain't got land, you ain't got nothin. And, if you ain't got nothing, you's jest a dumb old slave.
Now, if my boy Dick Cheny were President, we'd nuke those swarthy sand-snort'n, burka-wearin, opium growin Muslims till you could use thar radiated bones fer powerin up a nuklear power plant.
That's all it takes, folks - nuke, nuke, nuke-em till they ain't nothin but glass. Mow 'em down. Kill 'em good. Git them terrorists deader than runny donkey dung.
Corinthians?
Romans?
What propaganda is that?
What y'all goin thar fer anyways? That'd be like me goin ta Kenya wearin a Dixie Flag shirt.
Thar's jest some places in this big 'ole world of ours that ain't fit fer civilized folks. I reckon if'n yer country is called "INDONESIA" it's probaly 'cuz thar's a bunch of looped-up wild injuns runnin 'round.