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Could Morris actually be Jesus?

and the faux leopard skin tshirt, could he be wearing it underneath?

just a bit balder than I remember...

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Merry Xmas!!

There you go with your godless nonsense again Grinchy. The fact remains that this book has lasted thousands of yearsand it is read and believed by countless millions, and no amount of your piffle is going to change that. When you come before his heavenly throne you will be hoping that the forgiveness he preaches will be given to you. But I think with your `pride of knowledge' you have already sinned a step too far.

So where is Morris at now? Is he still a cunt?

God did not write the bible. He is a fictional character created by the men who did write the bible. Most of it was written hundreds of years after the "events" portrayed, by appropriating the stories of other cults and cultists. The story of jesus christ can be found only in the forged books of the New Testament, an assortment of gospels and epistles that required many centuries and hands to create. Even so late as the middle of the sixth century, the canon of the New Testament had not been settled by any authority that was decisive and universally acknowledged. Iit took well over a thousand years to canonize the New Testament, and the Old Testament canon remains different to this day in the Catholic and Protestant versions. This canonization also required many councils to decide which books were to be considered “inspired” and which “spurious.” Contrary to the impression given, these councils were not peaceful gatherings of the “good shepherds of Christ” but raucous free-for-alls between bands of thugs and their arrogant and insane bishops. Christianity - like all other cults - is all a huge con job.

The Bible just proves that people will believe anything in their panic. "Christians" prove that we are in the main still a bunch of dumb monkeys.

AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! and goodnite. One smart feller, and a bunch of no-nuthins.

The only 'fact' that matters is that the Bible was written. And by that fact alone it constitutes the most important work of art, a work of life, that has been handed to man. For why would God write a forgery? The words of the Bible speak of an ageless wisdom distilled down to it's essence; and from that essence only can man attain life immortal.So Grinchy stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

My wife gave me a ring. A penis ring. And she attached a chain to it and drags me all round the neighbourhood.Some say I am the laughing stock of the neighbourhood. But for me it is all worth it.

In ancient times, accepting a wedding ring constituted a legally binding agreement between husband and wife. The wife became property of the husband, a holding of sorts. It also represented protection to the wife—a protection against challengers seizing her legal and rightful position in a power grab. ___________________[silver jewelry | silver rings

There ARE no facts in the so-called "Bible". No "apostle" wrote a single word that appears therein. Christianity’s history is rife with forgery and fraud. none of the gospels was written by its purported author and, indeed, no mention of any New Testament text can be found in writings prior to the beginning of the second century of the Common Era (“CE”), long after the purported events. These “holy” books, then, so revered by devotees, turn out to be spurious, and since it is in them that we find the story of Christ, we must be doubtful as to its validity as well. It's all sham, scam and the greatest swindle in history. The ultimate mindfuck!

Poppycock Grinch. They wrote a big book about JC (ie The Bible), nothing about these clowns 'Jeye" or "Ieue" (what a stupid name). And as for Clement of Alexandria he was the idiot that burnt the Alexandria library down! How could you trust a fool like that?So, in a word, get your facts straight Grinchy or you'll be burning in Satan's flames like the rest of the godless fools.

I repeat, "Jesus Christ" was NOT an actual living person. "He" was a character/theme stolen by church founders from the stories and myths of older, prior cults and cultists.The followers of Krishna shouted “Jeye” or “Ieue” during celebrations.dccxlii This “ieue,” as we have seen, is the same as both YHWH and “Jesus,” as admitted by Clement of Alexandria (153-214), who noted that “the Savior”had been represented by the letters “IE,” the same designation found applied to Apollo on his temple at Delphi. The “Savior,” of course, was not a carnalized, historical person but a spiritual construct that, as noted, was known to many mystery schools and sects, which could thus be termed “salvation cultists.”Prior to the Fourth Century, there was frequent and general mention of “Christos,” and his worship to the east of Rome. But nowhere can be found any authentic mention at that time of a Jesus Christ. It was not until after the Nicean Council that the name Jesus Christ was ever known to the world.

Oftentimes people opt to be atheist. That's a lame excuse for not believing in anything.

Dern weddin ring made out of old light bulbs - yep, you ain't gonna git no sweetie ta gussie up to ya with that piece of crap. Maybe some dumb ol crack-whore who'll slice yer uglies off fer no dern good reason when yer sleepin 'll give up her cooter fer that ring, I reckon.Y'all is jest too dumb to get it. Don't kow nothin! Smart fellers know ta go git that fancy gold weddin ring ta match the one they git. Make that gal feel right special fer thar preacher man makes it all official like. THEN YOU SLAP THAT RING ON YER GAL, JEST LIKE YOU DONE BRANDED A PRIZE STEER! She's yers. You own that gal fer the rest of her life, and if'n she give you a bunch of lip 'bout that, I reckon many a gal's sickly health might could cut thar life spectancy short.Thar weddin ring you done gave yer gal - that dern thing betta stay put ware you done stuk it. And, if any 'ol dick-slingin-joe come 'round sniffin that cooter that done belong to you, I reckon that ring's yer licence go go BLAM! upside that cooter-russler's head.Now, y'all ponder that fer you go jibber-jabberin bout thangs you dern't know nothin 'bout.

I was going to write another spray about Abbott's surprise "win" but I just can't stop laughing. He was moe surprised than even Hockey! And did you get a load of Julie Bishop's glazed, painted on grin? Talk about stunned mullets! Maybe later.

He's got a fucking stalk on him.

Perhaps it is a Priest and a classic case of 'blue balls'? I always thought it could be a problem with those Opus Dei types...

/me scratches his arse

No Labor party and no Liberal (or liberal) party either. pity australia! soon to be a basket case like USA

Oy vay! Looks like PM Kev has just scored a guaranteed decade in office: the nut-jobs put the Mad Monk in charge of the Circus Maximus!

Krudd = Mendacious Midget Mark II

Jesus sole function is to save us from the wrath of God

Max we have even better news! That [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/Lifestyles/WHAT-DOES-DIM-BULB-IOPUS-DEI-/IDEVOTEE-ABBOTT-WEAR-UNDER-HIS-PANTS.html]self-flagellating[/url] god-cracker munching boxing loony Tony Abbott is Lib boss!

Oh to be popping the tinnies with you Max...

Must have been the shit you were smoking....

But but I I saw him, in the blazing light

Send them folks to Nevada. They can live in the fountains of Las Vegas.ps my security image was 'vulva'. What sort of porno place is this?

Jesus never existed. He is a fictional character created by the founders of the so-called christian church who co-opted the dates, places and stories of other, far older religious cults.

oh! now that's an excuse for me to be armed all the time. LoL.. still love Christianity over some religions.

Naked displays of power. Jaw dropping, dick dangling, scrotum stretching....NAKED DISPLAYS of POWERAnd for the rest of us the dirty desert brays a monkey´s tune:"Who pays the piper? Why you fools it is you..."The dust blows forwrds. The dust blows back.

The US and Australia need to conduct an inquiry like this one. The evil bastards responsible for 8 years of violence and destruction must be dragged from their crypts into the light of day kicking and screaming. Cheney in particular must be prosecuted

Beds ARE burning!

Firstly I would like to congratulate the publishers of this newspaper for updating the template. It looks marvellous.Secondly, in response to this poppycock about the 'legalities' of war, I wonder where were these lawyers when Saddam was torturing thousands and killing hundreds of thousands during his brutal reign? Of course they were nowhere to be found then. History will write the verdict for the liberation of Iraq and you can be sure it will reward President Bush and PMs Blair and Howard with the plaudits they deserve.God bless,Patriot

And now another endangered species: the ferocious Turn Bull!

I wouldnt mind his sexy wife visiting me.... shit Id even take a visit from Hilary...Im as horny as a newsstand!Yours with flaccid willow in hand,Hairy Stinkyuncle

"Pop Star" is Obama newspeak fer Porn Star. Perverts and Devil fornicators done took over Stanky Yankeeland....but not Dixie. We hate that n*g*e* In Chief...he too scared ta come 'round here none.

I can see the whole infered proto-stream-of-consciousness quasi-logic of such an endevour- It is almost like skydiving in a trans-planetary vacuum

Overly complicated piece of equipment. James Bond Gadget? What's next? Assault Riffle with UMTS connection to record kill ratings in real-time?

What about another pop star in government? How about Johnny Farnham as Treasurer? Angry Anderson Minister of Defence? Shit why don't we dig up Bon Scott and make him PM, couldn't do any worse than that lame prick who is in charge at the moment.Curious,berwick

I done responded to this 'ready. I reckon the Devil don't want y'all ta hear what I got ta say.;Ain't no sense in repeatin myself. I'll jest say this, though, when y'all do evil things with yer uglies, thar Devil 'll crawl upside of 'em. He'll swim right up thru that 'lill pee-hole.Once the Devil's upside of thar it's gonna take lots of pray'n, repentin, and a good bit of root medicine to remedy that.

Maybe someone rolled back the database dude. Hell, I might roll one back myself and crack open a beer

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Allah Ackbar done said "Burn them Palistinians in Ovens, cuz they ain't no good"!!! So, thar it is boys and girls, Allah Ackbar done said what we need to do with them filthy semites - burn 'em and burn 'em real good! Cain't argue none with Mr. Ackbar, now can I.

Brilliant! Kudos, Max! Is it possible for you to stay off the piss long enough to scrawl another crazed diatribe?

Well now Mr Rudd have given The Smirk a cosy tax-payer funded job behind a desk, no questions asked. How come Mr Rudd keeps rewarding former enemies? I don't get it.

This guy understands pain! The mental anguish of watching the girls go by...