Confidential US documents released by Wikileaks recently revealed that the US Intelligence have known since 2008 that Osama Bin Laden and his family had moved to Abbottabad.
The released documents were certainly another source of extreme embarrassment for the US government who have spent over $1.3 trillion hunting down Bin Laden. In fact if, as the confidential documents suggest, the US knew where he was all this time, then the whole "War on Terror" would be further outed as a con job. In a nutshell; the jig was up.
So what to do people?
Hell; let's get him the fuck out of there before this issue grows legs. Before we know it camera crews will be rolling through the streets of Abottabad looking for Mr Laden. Damn this Wikileaks mess.
Ok, tell him we are shipping him out... again. (Remember the special clearance Saudi airline flight out of New York City after 9/11)
Don't worry, tell him we will say he was buried at sea so this time he can be truly disappeared.