Ben Cousins: Guilty or Not Guilty?

He had his shirt off...

It is a sure sign that he must have been smoking meth.

However...

Isn’t all still conjecture? Are you allowed to be sacked before you have been convicted?
I mean, whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty?

Send him to Collingwood. I reckon that is a solution that will keep most happy.
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    · 19 years ago
    The only possible use these football meatheads could be put to is cheap pet food or fertilizer.
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    · 19 years ago
    Footy is very good for the economy.

    Besides, all the louts would probably be kickin in your letter box and stalking your missus if they had too much time on their hands.

    Football is good for society. It keeps the streets safe and the pie supply fresh.

    Now bugger off and listen to some opera....now that is an entertainment that is good for the economy - not!
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    · 19 years ago
    I thought someone would try the silly "good for the economy" line. When you run out of ideas you try that old line. I hope everybody has worked out how parasitic sport really is. While Rome was getting overrun, the stupid roman citizens were watching their versions of sport. Morons!
    Who wants to eat pies made out of old football drones anyway?
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    · 19 years ago
    of a good old Southern Boy at the command of an American College Footbal coach, you don't need pads. American Football players wear pads because if they didn't they would kill each other after just 4 downs.

    That's like saying Female Jello Wrestlers don't use pads. Face it, your country has been completely feminized. Why don't you just go ahead and cut off your own nuts and hand them over to John Howard.....You've already handed him your guns.

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    · 19 years ago
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Women%27s_marking_contest_mark.jpg" target="_blank">http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Women%27s_marking_contest_mark.jpg ">Image:Women's marking contest mark.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Women%27s_marking_contest_mark.jpg " width=667 border=0> A pretty tough lot there, boys!!! Come on, don't any of you Ausies have any backbone? Do you still know how to fight? Is there any last one of you that has the testicular fortitude to beat somebody into a bloody pulp just for kicks and giggles?
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    · 19 years ago
    They're all cunts out there!
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    · 19 years ago
    Real bravery - just like watching chicken shit boxing with helmets. Look mum no padding! But that is too dangerous dear - hear - put these matresses on so you dont hurt yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVKG4QTMWDM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPLWsDJ9EyY
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    · 19 years ago
    Yeah those american footballers are real heavy weights! http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1383/american_football.jpg" target="_blank">http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1383/american_football.jpg ">
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    · 19 years ago
    But, at least they still have their testicals.
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    · 19 years ago
    That's not his testicles!
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    · 19 years ago
    Cant dispute Ricardovitz on this one. One would imagine he would have first hand evidence.
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    · 15 years ago
    Good writing, beautiful pictures, wow Ben we will always support you!
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