So the clowns have decided to give the hoi polloi their say again. That's right it is Election Time!
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And I am sure as the election campaign hots up we will also hear the voices of the right with stalwart XenoxNews.com contributors and Abbott lovers Patriot, and his little mate Digger .
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The choice will be difficult this time around for the little aussie battler; will it be the newly installed red-haired wonder woman Julia Gillard or the pawn of the vatican Tony Abbott? Here at Xenoxnews.com we don't pretend to hide our biases in a fantasy of balance; we hate both with a passion.One thing is for sure, we won't let anyones spin stand in the way of our search for truth!
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Tex Lumbago
