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We all the know the choice is easy: get rid off the Labor rabble and let's have some Government with responsibility and Intelligence.The nattering of the latte sippers has nearly bankrupted this country. The golden age of PM Howard looks like a distant memory for all those battlers with the high interest rates of Labor making their mortgages sky high.Vote for Abbott. A man with the guts and vision to make Australia great again!Digger,Cranbourne

Speculation about what our hopeful next prime minister wears under his clothes is pure piffle. I don't care if TA smuggles actual budgies in his undies -- whatever rocks your socks!We need Liberal leadership more now than ever because what passes for politics in this country -- Labor everywhere except Western Australia, and Tasmania was dudded out of necessary Liberality, has stuffed the country. The Workchoices bullshit had some merit in 2007 but the unions -- read all about Mark Arbib in yesterday's Herald -- engineered the entire thing and also stabbed Iemma and Rees in NSW. Rudd now has health problems exacerbated by the assassination by the GG's son in law -- more skeletons than Rookwood there, Bill Shorten, Karl Bitar and assorted ethnics from NSW -- the should be gaoled Tripodi and "Obeyed".

Raspberry cordial, you are a disgusting person. Bob Brown has more integrity than you ever will have -- and at least Mark Latham has the balls to say what has to be said.

Ha ha, the polls are turning! Funny how Kevin was stabbed in the back -- and now being stabbed (in an operational sense) in the front for his gall bladder. All caused by nerves. Caused by Labor. He could have cut out the middleman on 24th June -- I'm sure JG, Arbib and Bill Shorten would have done the operation for him. Doctor has told him he has to convalesce for two weeks -- the bloodnut won't get him to do her electioneering. Bring on Abbott -- game off for Julia.

The ALP factions are notorious for things like "Shot Gun Cartridges in letter boxes".A friend who used to be a factional player tells me they are getting filthier and filthier and he believes that we are not far from seeing factional thug related bashings and murder. Maybe this is the start of it unless he had been eating Pauline's fish and chips?

Was Rudd poisoned?

Its why she called it at the soonest opportunity. It was always going to go bad. And it will go bad whoever gets in. From bad to worse. Probably best not even think about them too much.

Vote 1 Spritzer!

I'm still wondering...

The longer the campaign the worse it gets for the Labor rabble. Gillard is shaking because someone is revealing the way the socialist ALP rrally works; so much for honesty in Government!Get ready for a new dawn Australia; a brand new day with PM Abbott and his team.Digger,Cranbourne

Buildings are expensive and not everyone can buy one. But, your pecker was created to aid people in such hard situations.

More like girls from home town when we drink vodka party! But little bit dangerous for dancing

I declare that the above picture will become the cover of our Policy Booklet to be released soon.I.L. ReffosHead of the "Let all the Refugees In Party"

I get a very hard horn.

Nail him up, I say. Nail him up.

On the edge of Lonely St, at Heartbreak Hotel.

you put VERY hard but smart questions............:)Let's find out the answers!Perpetual Motion Formula Review

At least Tony wears the pants. Unlike that red haired leftie.

"The role of the United States of America and the corporations it represents in the June 24 political coup against former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is clearly supported by the evidence, analysts point out. ""Gillard, on the very day the coup brought her to power, stressed her total commitment to the US alliance and the Afghan war. In an opinion piece published in major daily newspapers, she also repudiated the announcement made by Defence Minister John Faulkner on June 23 — just hours before the coup plot against Rudd went into action — that the Labor government would consider withdrawing Australian troops from Afghanistan within two to four years.Gillard wrote: “Bringing home our troops cannot be to a pre-set timetable.” The war was at a “critical stage” and “we must maintain our commitment to seeing it through”. Her government, she stressed, “will remain steadfast to the mission we have set ourselves in Afghanistan”.""In toppling Rudd so swiftly (the coup was executed within the space of just 15 hours) Labor’s faction bosses were simply taking action on behalf of the mining chiefs and other corporate executives, and their opposition to Rudd’s proposed 40 percent resource super-profits tax (RSPT)."[url]http://www.mathaba.net/news/?x=623974[/url]

Only queer-folk give a dern 'bout what a man ware. If a man be varnishn his log cabin, he ware varnishin clothes so's not to git no sticky varnish all up on him. When a man ate his dinner meal he ware a shirt 'n pants 'n shoes. When a man is work'n his field, he ware field clothes. Man dern't ware nothin when he sleep. If a man is goin into town, he ware his town shirt 'n pants. If he goin into town fer Church, he ware his other town pants 'n shirt.Any man who git more clothes 'n what he need tain't no man - must be a sissy-boy wanna be dress-up gal.

What a man wears is important. It tells you who that man is. What that man is.A bon vivant, leading a playboy life around town. You can spot him in an instant; with his Italian shoes and ruffled shirt.Your average Joe; stuffed into an all purpose non-descript Cotton Suit. Destined to go nowhere but straight to Dullsville.And then there is your kinky politician. Hidden underneath his public wares lay God only knows. Bras. Suspenders. CROTCHLESS KNICKERS! You cannot trust a man who doesn't dress like a man.So what about this case? The aforementioned MP wears a barbed wire leg wrap. Is it kinky? Or perhaps something a dedicated follower of fashion would wear? Where did he purchase it - maybe Milano or Paris? Or, more likely, did he purchase it from some sleazy online 'blogshop'?The bottom line is I wouldn't trust this fella; would you?

They will be lying low and will come out with their knives after Christmas.Poor Julia.Pork belly anyone?

Will the ALP use their Union goons again in this election?Digger,Cranbourne

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This Tony sounds like he is a man of the people and holds good spiritual values. Definitely the type of leader Australia needs in these dark satanic days of crazed Mohammedans and cloven hoofed scientists.

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I refuse to believe that the above picture is real.

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At last a political party that hears my needs!I know there are many other wankers out there who have strained their family budget because of the GST on tissues. What do the liberal and labor parties think - that we should wank into our hands? It is outrageous.I am ready to protest long and loud in support of this new party. I am open to suggestions on what we can do; a protest march? A wank-a-thon? I am keen to hear any other ideas people might have.Let's all tell Julia and Tony that there they ignore Aussie wankers at their peril.

I prefer to put into the hollow of a man.

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hey Julie; you're the big boss now :)

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Brother, I'm there

Redheads! You know they swallow!

So Digger, you made the move from Wonthaggi to Cranbourne? Why? More numb numbs there?

I was pissed once in Prahran...in Max's flat in fact!

Flame that pinkelwurst... on those cold lonely nights down south

That ain't no cucumber

Stick a fork in him and flip him over the fucker is done

I have a culinary yearning to insert my chorizo into your pinkelwurst

Would anyone like to try my pinkelwurst?

has settled into the moment, like this guy...

Dear Xenox NewsCan someone from your office please contact my people re a recipe for the aforementioned Chicken A La Peyote.We are hosting a special function to foster better relations between political adversaries, and I'd like to have prepared a special, very large serving, of your signature dish which I wish to serve personally to the leader of the opposition, Ted Baillieu.[img]http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2009/09/03/1225769/227540-masterchef-brumby-not-on-menu.jpg
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Sounds like you had a bad peyote trip broHave you tried mescaline?Humby used to be the CEO of a multi-national corporation...until he discovered mescalineNow, he lives a simple life, and is at peace with the world (well, most of the world...his neighbours still hate him)

Hang on I thought you said that this was an independent party but that looks like John Brumby. Pulling into this issue reeks of desperation and displays the length this man will go to towards getting over the line in November!