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I think it was the smell of victory in the morning.

And dear Dot what was that smell? The odor of an alien? Or just the smegma on her bedsheets?Dimwits.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

"She still remembers the smell — an odd smell that didn't smell of burned wheat. She hasn't smelled it since."[url]http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2010/aug/19/ufo-sightings-once-common-rural-kansas/[/url]"Then-Chief of Police M.R. Shelton said he chased it at speeds of up to 100 miles an hour but never caught it. He said it would run parallel to his car, or slightly ahead of it."

Continuing the great Tory tradition of disenfranchising the poor:and dismantling universal education, Abbott promises to cut a further $1.5 billion from education, including programs to help the poorest students to succeed at school and enter university: http://www.theage.com.au/national/coalition-to-cut-funds-for-poor-students-20100819-12s1z.html

Wow, these lads can dance!

That Red-Head gal might be a good gal all right. Tain't sayin she ain't. But, she got the look of a woman can drink down pure corn 'n not even blink. I'm a tellin you, I know this here gal - yessiree, she's thar spittin image of Francis - could be twins. 'N Francis - her best friend was thar Devil in a bottle...pure corn.

Not much to add to your perfect spiel above Max. Find it hard to get excited about this election, only hope the wankers (ie get the GST of the tissues) get a senate seat; preferably opposite that idiot Fielding.

Panic stricken at the prospect of losing yet another federal election, the Lib-gNats are foaming at the mouth wailing about DEBT! claiming that, under the heel of the Lying Rodent, they had rescued the nation by paying off the so-called $9 billion "black hole" they reckon Labor had left behind in 1996. What crap, as the charismatic Br'er Abbott himself would say. At the risk of putting myself to sleep, let's put that dog down right now, with this lengthy quotefrom that infamous old pinko commie lefty tree-hugger Ross Gittins: "In the days before the 1996 election, John Howard and Peter Costello had a Debt Truck driving around the countryside to remind everyone of the huge net foreign debt the nation had run up under the Labor government. By the time of the election it totalled $193 billion. Despite inheriting a "budget black hole" from Labor, within two years Costello had the budget back into surplus. The successive surpluses were used to repay debt and by June 2006 the Commonwealth's net debt had been eliminated. As Costello never ceased reminding us, the Libs had paid off "Labor's debt". Just one problem: the debt they paid off wasn't the one they'd made so much fuss about before the election. That was the net amount the entire economy - both the public and private sectors - owed to foreigners. The debt they paid off was one they'd thought hardly worth mentioning while in Opposition, the much smaller net amount owed by just the Federal Government - mainly to Australians. And despite the paying off of the Commonwealth's debt, the net amount the economy owed to foreigners just kept growing, completely unmentioned by Costello. By the time Howard left office it had more than trebled to $603 billion". [http://www.smh.com.au/business/debt-and-politicians-sleight-of-hand-20090602-bub3.html]Boom boom!What's more, Reserve Bank boss Glenn Stevens reckons Australia's current public debt is peanuts by global standards. He reckons our debt will peak at 6 per cent of GDP, Japan's at 154 per cent, the US at 86 per cent and even Germany 75 per cent. Done and dusted.Saturday should be a hoot.

So moving. I am always in debt to those tough old aussie diggers of yore. And you can bet they all would be right behind the 'Get the GST off tissues' party (https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/2802-announcement-the-official-launch-of-the-get-the-gst-off-tissues-party).

After all on those quiet nights in the trenches who wouldn't want to entertain themselves with thoughts of Mabel and Alma back home... I know I would!

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And thank God for England.

Unbelievable. Don't you see our proud Diggers marching every April 25? The ones who gave up everything, to risk their lives, so we can have our freedom? And you want their memory trampled in the dirt? You are a disgrace to everything that is Australian.And if you don't like it then fuck off to another country.

@Aussie Dave: please note that Gallipoli is in Turkey, not Australia. Should the Japanese be permiited to build a shrine in Darwin or Sydney or Rabaul and then swarm our shores annually to commemorate their dead soldiers? And our "forefathers" died fighting for Winston Churchill's ego. Our Diggers invaded another country, got their bottoms firmly smacked and then skulked off like the gullible fools they were and - given Iraq and Afghanistan - clearly still are.

What the fuck you talking about? Those Muslims are going to build a mosque on the hallowed ground of Gallipoli where our forefathers died fighting for our freedom, and you're talking about a boat?Wet Czech? More like Dick Head!

Like Digger you forgot to mention the boats.

Not only there mate... I hear the bastards want to build one at Gallipoli! Can you believe the gall of these Muslims?

Ricky I am ashamed of you! That red haired girl you speak of is one of Australia's favourite daughters. A truth teller; an oracle of common sense. She stood up to the madness of political correctness and won. But was then crucified by a biased media and elitist commentariat. In short, she is Australia's Joan of Arc - sacrificed on the fire of hatred and bigotry.So my good Georgian friend, do some reading about her. Our Pauline. Pauline Hanson.

That thar red-head gal looks like a dern drunard. I kin smell the white lightnin drippin from her pores. Reds fair out ta be drunkards most the time, 'n when they's drunk, they's git mean as a old bitch in heat gettin a swift kick to thar ribs.

Dern't reckon I give much a hoot 'bout Dixie-hatin Yankees dyin. On my Chart-o-Hate, Yankees is way down yonder compared ta Muslims, so I say 10,000 dead Muslimes ta 1 dead Yankee is a fair price. One dead Dixie would probaly start a Muslime-holocost of cosmic proportions.Anywhoo - jest ta educate some of you: Muslims is Devil-Whores. Islam is Satan-Worship. Ayrabs is a cross 'tween chimps 'n that dwarf-ape hobbit lookin thing they found in the Muslim Philippines. Folks, Thar's Evolution (Europeans) and thar's Devilution. Ayrabs is thar produce of Devilution.

Agree totally with you Max however in todays paper the electoral commission is reported as saying that after processing the number of rescued voting rights is actually 57,732. Still, its a pretty big deal and a step back from the anti-democratic abyss Howard led this country to. Keep up the good work Max. You should be on the front page of The.Age

Starting to think that Digger is a phoney. Not one mention of the word "boats" or "Stop the boats" ??? Repeat after me" Stop the boat" "Stop the boats" "Stop the boat" "never get off the fucken boat" "fuck you tiger" cunts

Spot on Patriot. What is that idiot Obama thinking? Building a giant Mosqu there is an invitation for another terrorist atrocity.Digger,Cranbourne

Digger! Mate! The average Aussie can't even read, let alone manage to put a tick in a little square on a ballot paper. And I hate latte: my preferred beverage is the noble vodka spritzer as you would know if you actually read my posts instead of just venting your spleen in your usual fact-free vacuum. And "my lot" have taken Mark Latham's stirling advice: we won't be voting on Saturday. What for? They're all cunts out there. Anyhoo, "my lot" will be far too busy bottling - and taste-testing - the latest excellent results of our home brewing co-op. Cheers!

Doesn't matter what you say Max. Your average aussie has had it up to here with the latte sippers and leftists like yourself.Your lot will get its come uppance next saturday.Digger,Cranbourne

Digger! Mate! Been fishing off Warneet lately? Good squid under the pier, I hear. And lots of selfish, dumbarse red necks. But... FACT: John F'ing Howard flushed away $144 Billion of the commodities boom buying votes with middle-class welfare largesse and tax cuts.And FACT: Br'er Abbott is a witless gimp.(Now that's what I call DEBATE!)

Fact: Max Gross is a terrorist sympathiserFact: Julia Gillard is a union stooge in the pockets of the AWUFact: Australia has never had days of prosperity and security like that under Liberal Leader PM HowardFact: Majority of Australians don't want unwashed reffos bludging off their taxesFact: Latte sippers are an over mouthed under-sized prportion of our populationFact: Tony Abbott will win on Saturday because he shows true leadership and is a nice young fellaStick that in your lefty pipe and smoke it Maxie boy!Digger,Cranbourne

The vast majority of schools are pleased with Rudd/Gillard's program: FACT! The vast majority of home owners who acquired insulation through the Rudd/Gillard program are grateful: FACT! Labour is NOT "borrowing $100 million a day", that's just a blatant Lib-gNat lie: FACT! And our economy has the lowest level of national debt of any Western nation: FACT! So what are all you flea-bitten terriers yapping about? Can't cope with wandering in the political wilderness? Suffer in your jocks!

Besides blowing all Australia's money on a unneeded 'stimulus' the ALP arealso clearly failing in the fight against Islamofascism. The main question when you vote on Saturday Australia should be: who will make my family and I safer from terrorism? Upstanding and proven Liberal leader Tony Abbott; or weak kneed and wooly leftist Gillard?God bless,Patriot

The Libals crap on about "skyrocketing debt" but the truth is our debt is smaller than any other western nation: 6% of GDP. Suck on that, Mr Rabbit.

Leave it a friggin hole in the ground. Those were ugly buildings anyway. And whats a few thousand dead yanks compared with the millions - millions - the mighty USA have killed and maimed? Entire nations destroyed. Trouble is the Yanks think they are the 'good guys" while the whole world knows otherwise

Yup - I member this here ditty I wrote 'bout Lesbian Peters way back in '07. Now y'all see that I give it to ya straight. Y'all want yer news - well, I give it to ya free of charge, 'n 3 years 'fore you even know who that thar 'lill lesiban whore was.Anywhoo. Till y'all git yer guns back, this here testical-snatcher's got every one of you nailed to a upside-down George Soroos burnin cross. Cowards need guns? Hell ya - I'm scared of George Satan Soros 'n his whores like Peters - damn straight I need guns with devil-whores like these folks clawin thar way ta be World King. Only a fool, blinded by the silvery shine of Satan's drugs is too drug-numb tar know no better. Dumb 'ol drug-guzzlin hippy Satan-whore.

Where's the friggin fuse box?

Cowards need guns

Hey Ricky! Is she a Jew? A lesbian? An anti-christ? A one-worlder? whatever she is she seems to be a busy lassy...Too busy for a lazy arse like yourself

Max Gross. Genius!

Fuck you evolution and the whore that bore you; science

No mumbling, dickwad?

party with Tina, definitely!

Will Abbot bring it back? Or Conroy? What will he be able to think of over the next 3 years if dullard gets in?

Is Brumby still going to go with the take the GST off tissues policy to save his sorry arse in the state election?

I vote for you Humby!!!

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Humby! You get my vote.As the biggest dickhead on the internet.

Humby to the rescue. My boat has sailed, I'm on my way.In the meantime, please let me entertain you with another of my great song and dance routines. After watching this, you will be saying...."What election? Just give me more Humby"

Too right Max but this is deadly serious. If we get a irrational Opus Dei zealot like Abbott for prime minister we will be crawling on our knees backwards into the Dark Ages. May as well put the Pope into the Lodge. Vote Green, vote Gillard, vote anyone or anything but Abbott.

Oh Ricky! You really are an excitable lad. Why do we need pop guns and alike? We have our police force to protect us and our armed services to kill for us.What more could we want?

Y'all is slaves. Cain't defend yerseves; cain't wage no revolution; ain't got no GUNS nor RIFLES nor WEAPONS of any sort. Slaves to thar Master Race. If thar Master Race say "let all them Chinks 'n Ayrabs in" - you thar slave too boy. That's right, 'till you git yer guns back, yer testicals is thar property of yer Master Race and all them Chinks, Ayrabs and Whatnot they whore 'm out to. Y'all dern't want no Freedom - if'n you did, YOU'D DEMAND YER GUNS 'N AMMO BACK!!!!!!!!!!! It's time that y'all either stand up fer Freedom or spread-anus fer thar Master Race.

Oh Max all your lefty progressive rants can't disguise the fact that fair dinkum Aussies like Tony Abbott and when he becomes PM next Saturday the rest of you radicals and extremists will have to put uo with it.And if you can't then you can all piss off to Cuba or North Korea where you belong.Digger,Cranbourne

Boats. Boats! Where can I get one? To get me away from this cunt-ry.

You fucking beauty Max!

Max you are always bring the truth!