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coooool :)

Please feel free to start experimenting on your neighbour's pet today.In return, I will start experimenting to see whether swine flu can be spread via nasal mucus by letting your neighbour's neighbour's children lick my dripping, flu-ridden nose.[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/swine-flu-pig.jpg
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I like #1. About time we did something about this nation of lard arses. Imagine how much more space we would all have if the obese half of Australia shed a few kilos and actually started to do something productive for our great nation.

I say after their mutt drops it's second load of shit on your lawn you are entitled to take it and practice surgery.

A Collingwood is something that is affected by colliwobbles.

This is just like Ancient Rome...Next the barbarians will sweep over us and do all sorts of nasty things!

"Heelllloooww!!.......Welcome to 2010 Australia!"[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/mitchcam.png
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Another holiday?I'm all for it!

The problem with the minnows is that they never take their chances...And it is always a long, long, LONG time between them...Carn the Pies!

Nothing surprising here. What does one expect of a semi literate ALP branch stacker?"According to Pipe Networks founder Bevan Slattery, the Department of Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy formed its fibre-to-the-home plan on a metaphorical island consisting of the minister, the department and consultants."He said the proposal was created in a "closed loop of people who have to have little-to-no experience in deploying networks".PIPE Networks owns and operates Australia's largest internet exchange. Pipe were voted '2006 Carrier of the Year' by the Australian Telecommunications Users Group (ATUG) and their Dark Fibre product was voted 'Best Communications Solution - Large Business'.Full article: [url=http://www.zdnet.com.au/conroy-ignored-industry-on-nbn-slattery-339305752.htm]Conroy ignored industry on NBN: Slattery[/url]

The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the fear of the courageless crew The minnow would not have been lost, the minnow would not have been lost.[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/collingwood-1.jpg
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Saints fan walks into a crowded bar and looks around for a fellow supporter.But has to leave cause there is none.Ahhh... the life of a football minnow supporter...

A Collingwood Girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator.The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says: "I'll take the red one."The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."

We're bigger than the Toon army...We are the mighty Aussie Magpies!All others gaze on us and despair... We are mighty and strong!The rest are useless, damned never to win

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A Collingwood is like a pestilence.It reeks and has a filthy stench.Mindless drones embrace it en masse, like dumb thirsty cows running to a dam full of contaminated water.The Collingwood = The Filth

"Up yours Australia""You're all complete and utter bastards"[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/TheYoungOnes.jpg
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Who, or what, is a Collingwood?

I'm just mad about saffron:[url]/url]

What do you have against saffron ya bastards!

Found some more Green Party demands:

1. A positive thinking health system that will eliminate all illness
2. No need for business; imagine yourself wealthy
3. Food prices up? No problem, try the 'Air diet'
4. Crystals for all - concentrate the power of your mind
5. Don't educate your children, send them to a Steiner school instead
6. Solar powered cars!
7. A prayer wheel for every home
8. Declaration of Lobsang Rampa as spiritual leader of all the world
9. Clothes banned; all must wear 'robes'

Christ on a stick, what a mess Australia is in.

Are we sure that these demands are unattainable? I mean, look at point #3. Perhaps that could mean watching a Lesbian performance piece. In all of its graphic detail.Surely in the interest of good governance that is not too much to ask or citizens to do?

Those Green demands look awfully familiar...

That's it. This is where I read them before:

[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news/asia/722-bolshie-buddhist-monks-threaten-fundamentalist-burmese-takeover[/url]

These Green dimwits should get out of the way and respect the wishes of the vast majority of dinky di Aussies:TONY ABBOTT FOR PM!Digger,Cranbourne

Time to resurrect it; especially as it seems likely there will be a new election soon.

I'm scared of robots too; especially ones that can play the violin.[url]http://dai.ly/bCnFBI[/url]

You got my vote Ricky!I love ya work.

Vote fer Freedom. Freedom from "twits, twats and ratbags", as y'all like ta say it. Vote fer Ricardovitz.

It seems clear that for this country to be run right we need the unique brains trust of Abbott, Pell, and Bolt. They will guide us through all the troubles ahead with a clear mind and conscience.

eyah right

Yes, we need another "Do Nothing Government". Just fund stuff for corporate giants, nest your own feather and retire on big super. Either Julia or Abbott will suffice.

Christ, that's all we need. A green fairy as PM. Just to finish off the disaster of the last 3 years of ALP government...

I agree. Bob would make a proud leader. In some ways he reminds me a little of William S Burroughs.Maybe Bob could organise to rename our country to "Interzone"?

Give the top job Bob Brown.

One week on and me and all fair dinkum Aussies are furious. How much longer will the ALP continue the charade that they have some right to govern? When will the left leaning media stop their bias and report what every fair minded observer knows is true; Tony Abbott won the election, and that he is the preferred PM. Gillard and her union thug backers should get out of the way and let him and the Coalition team get into office and drag Australia out of the muck that Labour has left us in.And if the ALP and their latte sipping mates in the media don't stop meddling then they will feel the fury of your average Aussie. We have had enough; put Tony in charge!Digger,Cranbourne

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My Father was Sister Ray!!!!!

We mean you no harmWe come in friendship and peaceWe feel at home here, because it is the only other place in the Universe where we are accepted and understood.We know this, because we mind-read it in Xenox NewsOn the surface, you may feel afraid. But, underneath it all, you love us.[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/AlienBaby.jpg
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First they came for the earthlings.And that was it; cause we are all fucking earthlings!I am not looking forward to have my remains squeezed out the arse of some alien god...Mother is that you what you meant would happen to me because i wouldn't eat my greens?

These alien visitations are the forebringer of a total alien invasion. They will soon be here and we face no other possibility but to answer their commands. The only question for you, dear XenoxNews reader, is how quickly will you obey their commands: Straight away? Or after the first jolt of electricity to your scrotum or clitoris?

Silly clowns.

Seems like Senator Fielding is angling for a new election...

Idots!! Brilliant!!That's the first bright idea I've heard in this debate![img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/idiotsburn.jpg
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The cloven hoof is clear for all to see. Only within the Holy Church of Rome is your safety sure.

There is nothing wrong with the right to self defense! and for those who love the Greens, read their policies! Go to their website. No coal power stations by 2020! Crazy.How are you going to generate BASE load power? Wind? Solar? idiots.

Looks like the GG plant by the ALP could be their saviour. What a disgrace that the Queens representative has been degraded into just another Union apparatchik.Your average Aussie won't stand for it if their desire for an Abbott government is thwarted by lefty corruption.Digger,Cranbourne

You fool!! If only you'd thought to look in Wikipedia, you'd have soon discovered who I really am... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winona_RyderBut now it's too late. Your future has been written.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/horowitzhorror.jpg
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Winona? Is that you?

You clearly rattle the foundatons of the sceptic with this article and evidence and you correctly predicted their feverish and emotion driven responses. Thank you for your informative and in tune with the modern world article.