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Not as DEEEEE-LISHHHHH-OUSSSSS as you, my tasty friend[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/The-Wailer.jpg
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You forgot to add that they taste delicious.DEEEEE-LISHHHHH-OUSSSSS!

Whales are affable and caring creatures dedicated to environmental issues such as recycling. Not only are they selfless enough to allow us to use their blowholes for golf holes, but they risk their lives beaching themselves just to recycle a golf ball. Some may call that dumb. I call it just plain kooky.Now, where was I?Oh yes..."Foooorrrrrre!!!"[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/kramer.jpg
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It is true the whales are dumb. Why else would they keep washing up on beaches to die?

..and a new bucket

Someone has a new toy...

Ah, that's better![img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/wc-hat.jpg
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I note you cite Churchill as some sort of authority. I have previously debunked old Winnie as a Fraud and a Pevert:
[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/travel/times-and-places/2673-blank-12550516[/url]

Perhaps you need to study your sources more carefully.

Abdul,

Tehran

You clowns will believe anything[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/robot.jpg
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The election is over so the UFO nuts come out of their bomb shelters to spout their nonsense. Still got your tinfoil hat on?There is little need to retort to the so called 'evidence' of the crazed UFOnik. The picture of the floating dustbin lid is reason enough for anyone with a cool rational mind to dismiss their rantings out of hand.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

That ain't no nose fellas.That's a bone big enough to warm the cockles of any real dog[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/GillardDog2.jpg
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Is that her nose getting longer?

Is that you, Julia???

On behalf of the Welhungh Institute, I'd like to present this plaque to the Australian people in recognition and celebration of the extraordinary events of recent days. It is a rare occasion indeed to come across a Parliament that is as well hung as this.[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/welhungh.jpg
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A hung parliament is a good thing as long as Br'er Abbott and his faceless factional minders get hanged.

Australia has just dodged a bullet but Br'er Abbott remains armed and dangerous and wants to fire-at-will. Please be advised, padre pencil-neck, the panto is over, the band has retired for the night and the circus has left town. Now there's serious work to be done so back to your factional minders you go for further instructions. Meanwhile, with the Greens as a moral compass and balancing force, we may get a glimpse of parliamentary democracy at long last. Not sure if we should celebrate just yet but what the hell... keep those spritzers coming, Tina. Cheers!

I done read that I'm a still in the runnin fer Prime Minister. Tain't been decided yet. Y'all Politicos need ta git hold of me 'n see what I can do fer ya. Form one of them Coalition type things. This here come from that thar Aussie-run newspaper calld Wallstreet Journal. So, all you politicos need ta tell 'em RICARDOVITZ, or I'm gonna smack-down you in a run-off.

Yes you witch; you have scared all the stiffness out of me!

Not so horny now, are we Trev.

"I got your Granny, and I'm gonna pop one right between her eyes if you don't keep ya filthy mits of me and me sister's Granny."[img]http://www.carlvogler.com/drawings/child_gun.jpg
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My Grooving Granny was definitely not like that. She was much more mellow and open to experimentation.

Hey! What me and your Granny do in the privacy of her boudoir is none of your business!Now get back to the workshop and keep making them iPhones ya little prick.

You just give me one chance sonny Jim, and I'll insert this finger so far up your you-know-what, you won't walk for a week[img]http://aardvarks.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/finger_salute_granny.jpg
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Now listen you young no hoper whipper snappers when one reaches the age of 108 there is no peer pressure so just watch yourself there kiddo.

"Keep your hands offa my Granny you sicko perv!!!"[img]http://step-by-stepsuccess.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/angry_girl.2302065531_std.jpg
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That ain't what I had in mind...I thought it was going to be John Denver!

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Hmmmm... Looks like my Grooving Granny[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Ethical-Conundrums/MORE-NEWS-ON-THE-GROOVING-GRANNY.html[/url]Woohoo! The good ol' days ;)

I love Aristocrat[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WoilQE_H3bFsvM:http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab7/SBRforum/GamblingGranny.jpg
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Things went downhill when Churchill left Aleppo... Some areas of the world just need the stern but fair hand of English Aristocracy.

"We can have a kinder, gentler polity" sayeth the mad monk. Really? Ask Mal Turnbull. Ask Brendan Nelson. Indeed, ask your mean and tricky mentor John W Howard who so assiduously undermined Mal Fraser to seize the party's leadership. Once a clown, always a clown. He really must reckon voters are complete morons.

"I shot the billards, but I didn't shoot the midget man"

But did you need a gun to do that?

so I slopped at the corner on cold chow mein and shot billards with a midget until the rain stopped

Mr. Flim, I reckon you might could be right thar.l owe a debt of gratitude ta Xenoxnews fer lettin me git my message out to all them good Australien folks. Yup, yall be good ta me. So heres a big 'ol "thanks" ta thar Lord 'n Jesus, 'n folks at Xenox news!!

Forget the lord Ricky; you know you wouldn't have gotten anywhere in the Aussie election without the hard working XenoxNews.com team.

PRAISE GOD, PRAISE GOD!!!! I campaigned hard fer y'all ta have yer guns back - AND NOW IT LOOK TA COME TRUE!. Well, I dern't know if I'm a goin ta be yer next Prime Minister.....yet. But, my good work tain't all fer naught.Jest ta let y'all know - that thar is a picture of a CZ75 9mm. Them Checks make a fine and dandy gun - git ugly paint on it, but not fer that its a real fine gun.

How the fuck did he find me out here! Where in the Universe can a Caped Crusader go to get away from a Commissioner gone batty![img]http://x1f.xanga.com/b6bf877b14135271178866/w216288802.jpg
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Finally I see it too!I can clearly see the angel Gabriel holding his hands together catching the universal mana as he looks over at the holy trinity.: The Father, Son and Holy Ghost.God works in wonderous ways and this miracle is sure proof that God exists!Bow down in obeisance people.

I reckon Abbott should go for a long swim, say, across the Pacific. And we'll do the right thing, we'll make sure there's not a boat to be seen as he sinks.

A sign Lord a sign!!! This is definitely a sign! OH PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![url=http://m.io9.com/5617965/whats-the-explanation-for-this-spectral-hand-clutching-at-the-stars][img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/custom_1282327069472_potw1008a.jpg
[/img][/url]"Unlike a lot of the cosmic phenomena the Hubble Telescope has photographed, this nebula hasn't received much attention and scientists still aren't quite sure what's creating its more striking features, like the extremely bright upside-down "V.""[url]http://m.io9.com/5617965/whats-the-explanation-for-this-spectral-hand-clutching-at-the-stars[/url]

Never get off the fucken boat[img]http://images.theage.com.au/2010/08/22/1833507/svLETTERS_AUG23-420x0.jpg
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12 seats sunshine. Stick that in your instant coffee Digger and have a dry retch.[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:c-_OsNqSbnYIuM:http://cutdowntherainforest.com/img/istock_000003249271devastation480x319.jpg
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The 'greens' are nothing but left over socialists and hippies in disguise. Their economic 'policies' would leave Australia's economy in ruins, and their social policies would have your children at risk of drug and sexual abuse.It is only by a fluke of voting that they have gotten their hands near the Government controls of power. Any of their demands should be dismissed as opportunistic grandstanding. Bob your party of misfits only got about 5% of the vote - you have no right to inflict your crazy agenda on normal Aussies.The only way forward for Australia is an Abbott government. Get out of the way Bob Brown, so normal decent Aussies can have a better future.Digger,Cranbourne

I would like to personally thank all fair dinkum Aussies and those with their feet off the floor.Special credit should also go to media outlets like Xenox News who tell it like it is naked and unadulterated.My partner and I have always understood the GST and tissues issue, and my constant travel away from home through this election campaign has seen us both go through an in-ordinate amount of tissues. (recycled of course) I think that their might be a solution whereby we take the GST on tissues and ameliorate it with a carbon tax offset. A measure like this might have a wonderful effect on both the environment especially if combined with the left hand technique.Thanks again you wonderful bunch of free speechers and innovative thinkers.Bob[img]http://images.theage.com.au/2010/08/21/1832719/bob-420x0.jpg
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Well my temperature's rising and my feet left the floorCrazy people knocking cause they're wanting some moreLet me in baby I want to know what you've gotBut you'd better take it easy this place is hot[img]http://www.prezzybox.com/data/media/11110.jpg
[/img]And I'm so glad we made itSo glad we made itYou gotta gimme some loving (gimme, gimme some lovin')Gimme gimme some lovin' (gimme, gimme some lovin')Gimme, gimme some lovin', every day

While one Bob will bring in guns the other Bob promises to deliver more love!Today Bob Brown said the Greens would use its extra political muscle to give Australia ``real leadership''.``We are in this to make this nation much happier, much more loving and much more responsive to the people and the huge opportunities in the future.''Good on ya Bob!

Accurate and succinct summary. The Taiwanese producers understand this country better than many who live here.

Sweeeet! Has the Parrot had his triple by-pass and brain implant yet?

How the hell can Aussies be trusted with guns if they get confused by all those boxes on their senate ballot paper?