Collinghate

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Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as a contraceptive?
A. His personality.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q: You are trapped in a room with a crocodile, a tiger and a Collingwood fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What do you do?
A: Shoot the Collingwood fan – twice!



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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    Who, or what, is a Collingwood?
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    · 16 years ago
    A Collingwood is like a pestilence.

    It reeks and has a filthy stench.

    Mindless drones embrace it en masse, like dumb thirsty cows running to a dam full of contaminated water.

    The Collingwood = The Filth
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    · 16 years ago
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    · 16 years ago
    We're bigger than the Toon army...We are the mighty Aussie Magpies!

    All others gaze on us and despair... We are mighty and strong!

    The rest are useless, damned never to win
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    · 16 years ago
    A Collingwood Girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator.
    The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."

    She says: "I'll take the red one."
    The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
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    · 16 years ago
    Saints fan walks into a crowded bar and looks around for a fellow supporter.

    But has to leave cause there is none.

    Ahhh... the life of a football minnow supporter...
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    · 16 years ago
    The weather started getting rough,
    The tiny ship was tossed,
    If not for the fear of the courageless crew
    The minnow would not have been lost, the minnow would not have been lost.

    [img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/collingwood-1.jpg [/img]

    R.I.P. Collingwood
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    · 16 years ago
    The problem with the minnows is that they never take their chances...

    And it is always a long, long, LONG time between them...

    Carn the Pies!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    A Collingwood is something that is affected by colliwobbles.
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    · 16 years ago
    Two men of Jewish faith walked into the Collingwood membership office and ask to buy season tickets.

    The lady behind the counter asks, "Are you circumcised?"

    The gentlemen reply "Yes, of course!"

    To which she replies,

    "I'm sorry gentlemen, but you have to be a complete dick to be a Collingwood supporter.”
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    · 16 years ago
    Oh the shit upon your faces come Saturday afternoon will be a lovely sight to behold ;)
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    · 16 years ago
    One way or another, this Saturday I'm gonna slay me some Magpie meat

    [img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/Baker.jpg [/img]
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    You got it quite right sir.
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