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3 words... "Stop the Boats"

How in Hades did a horrible cunt like Abbott become your country's leader?

If Tony was more often in uniform himself. I am sure that would swing a lot of voters his way. Voters of both sexes and inclinations...

Austrlalia is big, rich, empty country so why not taking much more refugee? Austrialia make war in Iraq now Syria so must take much people from this bad places

Wow what a spray. Well done Max. May we please have some more?

Nay saying NObody... That's your Bill Shorten in one.

You object to "negative nay saying". How about some POSITIVE nay saying?

Good old Ricardovtz never fails to roll around in his own excrement for the amusement of passers-by

Tain't no delusion that yer Western Australia Gooberment is STEALIN YER BOLT-ACTION RIFLES NOW!!! Them gooberment stooges is gonna leave y'all with poo-on-a stick 'n kangaroo nuts ta protect yerself from the EVIL that is a commin. Y'all hate yer gooberment sooooo much. But, they done hacked yer nuts off 'n now they is goin anythang that squirms below the waist. So, chrome yer brains, shove that crack needle way up ta yer gizzard 'n hook up that gooberment feedin tube to the Aussie Big Bro liquifried food bank. Cuz, when they git done takin yer guns, that's what y'all 'll be.

Poor old delusional Digger :(

Really? Tony is only getting back what he gave out! On top of that he is the most divisive leader in my 50 years and has no obvious plans for the future for all Australians. Tony is only reaping what he has sown. He does not deserve the support or respect he thinks he deserves. That needs to be earnt. #formerLiberalsuppoerter

The so-called "Digger from Cranbourne" is obviously so intoxicated by all the crap from Rupert Murdoch's media, his brain has become dysfunctional.

Running out of storage space again. Need more top-shelf book shelves, Fortunately, it's quite acceptable for me to claim the expense of purposed-built, floor-to-ceiling shelves made of Bocote timber and charge it to the public purse and all those mug voters out there who voted for Tony and moi. As you no doubt know, Bocote is an exotic hardwood belonging to the Cordia, which is a genus of the flowering plants in Borage family.There are around 300 species of the shrubs and the trees, which are also found mostly in Mexico and Central/South America. With its striking, zebra-like contrasts, and bold figuring, Bocote can be a very eye-catching wood. And Ikea doesn't stock it.

Thanks for the clarification George. By the way, how is the book collection going?

Lordy, that depends on who he's doing it to

What if a Royal Commissioner does it?

"If the President does It, that means it’s not illegal" - Richard M Nixon, April 6 1977

Well, Tony's still blundering around like a crackhead in the dark and I'm still laughing

Well I have some sympathy for the ex-altar boy Abbott. He promised the world to Aussies so he could get the job of PM. But unfortunately, now he is in the hot seat of power, he has failed to deliver. Typical story of over-reach which has bedeviled the many mediocrities that make up Sydney 'intellectual' life.Where to from here? Obviously Abbott needs the boot soon. And if limp dick Turnbull doesn't act quick I would imagine Scott Morrison will get the job. As for Tony, I think he would be a perfect successor to Alan Jones on Sydney talk back radio.

Fuck him. Line on the left, one cross each arsehole.

Spot on Digger, our Tony is lovely. But if the Libs want to give him the boot I would prefer it is God fearing Mr Morrison rather than that Sydney lightweight Turnbull. That way we can keep the fairies at the bottom of the garden.

For me dancing is a solemn ritual. I take it very seriously. The rhythmic movement of my body in synchronization with the spiritual outpourings from hypothalamus.So if I wanna rub my naughty bits against some bump&grindin black temptress then god damn it that's what I fucking wanna do!So let me go and pray. And play. And raise my joystick to the joys of a Nina Simone lookalike doing the downtown boogie with me.

Lary, dern't let yer whoremones git the better of ya. I know you think you is better'n the Negro race by lighten'n 'em up some with yer white genes, but it gonna take a whole lot more white than 1000 of you can squirt in a tin bucket voyerin at nekid lady pictures glued ta the backside of a goat. Tain't no use ta try 'n save the damned paint'n em up with a heap of yer white stuff.

I want some of them naked hijinks in Atlanta. Bumping some lovely negress...

Jaysus! Ricardovit drops his jug of hooch and reaches for his thesaurus!

No comment! That's an operational matter!

Travis Belt Bickle - you dern't know NOTHin!!! 'Bout 3 ticks up from the fester'n evil dripp'n from Max Gross's shorts - thats 'bout ware yer brains 'n other whatnot aughta be strapped up over. Runnin a scared fer 73 miles faster 'n a lectrocuted jack rabbit suck'n on the meth pipe.

Max done ratted 'em out fer the gooberment. I smell gooberment stew 'round here. Yessiree, I do!!!

Hey Andie you wouldn't be a member of the House of Lords by any chance?

I hear Atlanta wants to host next Olympics. Maybe they will include the sister-shagging event so the white locals can join in? It is a simple competition; the sister hides in a field of hay bales and the horny hillbilly has to sniff her out, and then carry her off to have their wicked way with her. I'm sure Ricky would excel at it.

Living in a stank-pool. That doesn't sound too good. No, not at all. But it would still be better than living in the kudzu infested, sister-shagging, hillbilly shithole of Clayton. Yep, by a long mile.

How you like livin in that thar stank-pool, Otis? All them people livin on top of tharselves; crack-pipe Mary whorin her lady parts fer drugs 'n feed; telephone-talkers drvin thar shiny buggies all over them big roads clueless as poodle in China yappin away on about a bunch a nothin? How come thar tain't one white feller in Fulton county, cept fer the Northern tip of Fulton county, ware them white folks is tryin to seceed? Anywhoo Otis, I hope you 'n yer kind like it thar down in that stank pool, cuz we dern't need no big city dummies up here. Nosiree! Y'all hate Jesus - I'm alright with that. That why we git a BIG GLOWIN CROSS up top a moountain ta scare you big-city devil's slaves 'way from here. Jesus glows up here, boy. He'll burn his goodness right threw yer wicked heart.

Ricky not only likes to diddle his sister, but he has penchant for possum pie as well... That boy is as hillbilly as they come. In fact he never made it out of elementary school; his mama was sure they were teaching the devil's lies there. You can take as read no truth passes his lips. Just a load of a Bible babble and stuff...

Hey Boxy you like helicopter rides? How about taking a chopper with a witch?Bronny Bishop that is.

Take a toke of the coke. And then let the night roll...

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Tain't one Greek have nothin ta do with settlin, colonizin, or whatnot in Yankee Land. They dern't even have one dang jiggaboo island in the carribein like France, Dutch, Spain, 'n other countries had. Greece is famouse fer HOMOSEXUALS, MEN RAPING BOYS, 'n BEIN DEADBEATS!!!

If it wasn't for Greeks, the USA today would just be a parochial, myopic, ignorant, quasi fascist, militarist basketcase.... Oh, wait...

Flam, you git somethin right - A hard worker - always was, still is, and always 'll be - yessiree, that's me!!! Work'n hard fer the hard workin. 'N work'n hard 'gainst the lazy class, the drug guzzlers, the marijuana smokers, the meth hounds, the cracked heads, the smack zombies, 'n drug-push'n Boon comedians who dope up li'll girls fer ta rape 'em. Greece is loaded up with neferious good fer nothins; commies 'n queers; the lazy-class times tin. Greece needs ta go down in a blaze of white hot flames fer ALL them other foul-smellin waste-bucket lands ta see.

Working hard there hillbilly boy... even spelt Greek PM's name right. Unfortunately for you the situation in Greece is way above your intellectual level Ricky. Best to stick to things you're good at. Like diddling your sister, and thumbing the bible while on your dunny.

Greeks hear thee hear thee! Rise up against them Commies who done took over your country! Throw them out in the streets fer some good 'ol street justice. Tell homosexual Marxist fudge-packin fornicator Alexis Tsipras to butch up 'n pay them Germans back thar money, 'n stop bein the snivelin girley-man cry'n 'bout how other folks done caused Greece's troubles. Y'all git too much WELFARE. Too much PENSIONS. Too much money goin ta old folks who ain't no good fer nothin. 'N too much lazy commie-boys who rather be smokin dope 'n jack'n off like chimps than workin like men. See Greek boys 'n girls, GERMANS work. They work hard. Tain't nothin fair 'bout hard workin Germans payin fer Greeks ta smoke dope, drink liquor 'n jack each other off like dirty chimps. That kinda attitude 'll git a German think'n 'bout curb-stompin yer lazy asses. So, BUTCH-UP, get to work, 'n pay those Germans thar money so you ain't looked at as Europe's foot fungus any more.

We need your help hillbilly. The commies are in charge.

GREEK DEADBEATS is gonna burn thar own country ta dust!!! Tenants will be kicked out into the streets when rent dern't git paid. Greek Landlords already have posses in place to throw DEADBEAT TENANTS out on the Greek Streets. Greek Tycoons have hoards of gold, silver and cash, waitin like vultures ta scoop up distressed Greek properties. Greek Grocery Store owners are pullin food, drink, beer, wine, meat from the shelves 'n tradin futures in this stuff on the black market. The Greek Dummies (gooberment workers, unemployed, protester 'n other neferious socialist whatnot) jest sit in lines at the ATM machines ta git thar daily 60 Euros. Meanwhile, the top Wog, Alexis Tsipras dern't know what kinda hell his furious socialist minions have in store fer him. They so used ta gitt'n stuff fer NOTHIN. 'N now the socialist Greeks is cain't git NOTHIN fer Anything! Greek women is gonna try whor'n 'n sellin sexual favors - BUT THAR AIN'T NO MONEY. Greek men is gonna be introduced ta back breakin labor fer the first time in generations...but THAR AIN'T NO MONEY TA PAY FER THAR WORK!!! So, them Greeks is gonna git NOTHIN fer a whole lotta somethin. Greek Wogs, welcome to slavery - I'm think'n of flyin the Dixie Flag that South Carolina dern't want no more over yer country, Greece!!!

Those terrorists have kept me scared shitless for last 14 years...Somebody must be doing something right!

Forget that rubbish. What about the terrorists on the gAyBC? Unbelievable that our tax dollars pay for this. Time for Tony to sell it off and close down it's ugly sister SBS. I am sure the majority of dinkidi aussies wouldnt miss them!Digger,Cranbourne

@FlimFlamManDont see no fight back from the afflicted populations. I assume they are acquiescing to the situation. This is what happens with too much forgiveness.

Let me get the ball rolling...It was terrorism in Carolina; and those dim wit redneck muthafuckers are more a threat to us than  any numb nut in Syria.

Fuktd you have a point there.Now grow some hair so the rest of us dont have to look at it.But beside that... i am fed up with these glib new age exhortations as well. Only way things will change for the majority is if we organise. Not act alone and think that will make a difference.

Tony Abbott has never underestimated the sheer bloody-minded ignorance of the average Aussie voter

This is Australia, maaaaaaaate! We reward liars! We praise cheats! We elect crooks!