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@Helen WellenmelonCan you smoke it?

I'm voting for the Ficus plant!

Vote Fer Ricardovitz, 2016. Dern't foget,,,YA DO GOT A CHOICE!!!

Ii is amazing how useless Turnbull is, given the great press he got when he took over. If he can't stand up to the moonbat loonies on his back bench, they might as well have Abbott back leading them. Won't be surprised if Shorten beats him in July.

What a surprise. Turnbull mimics Abbott to confirm his policy on housing affordability that can be articulated with a simple three-word slogan: "Choose rich parents"

@YUGOHas it gotten any better Yugo?

@RicardovitzNew Meth? Sounds great Ricky boy. Obviously you never had the pleasure of a methed out root-a-thon. Too busy thumbing that Bible on your dunny while dreaming of diddlin' your sister I reckon. Take it from me; have a toot of the good stuff and you'll be banging ya sis all round the front porch.Try some doing for a change hillbilly numbnuts!

Thar Gooberment's git yer number, Franz. They gonna find ya, shove thar New Meth thru yer veins, 'n send you to bug jail ware a cockroach 'll bug-rape yer earhole...

@Gavrilo PrincipIt only takes one bullet to make some change, hey Gavrillo?

@RicardovitzIdiot

The Liberal Nationals are traitors to Australia and should be abolished as a political party

We ain't gonna need no Unions in thar future. The New Meth is commin boys 'n girls. Cheaper. Right more Powerful. 'N easy ta transport. Y'all's younions ain't git a chance to come 'tween my slaves 'n New Meth. Yer gonna like the new world, Max. I'm gonna keep you doped up, happy, 'n workin. You'll be wistlin Dixie 'n pick'n my tomatos. In thar New World, there's only gona be Bosses 'n slaves........'n New Meth. I even wrote a li'll ditty 'bout it - put it ta music: You cain't beat that feelin, have some New Meth 'n a Smile; It's the Real Thang; Always 'n ferever - New Meth 'n You; You 'n Me 'n Work makes three. Hippies started it; We jest gonna take it all ta the next level.

Father Ted for PM!

I don't have time for percepts

Lord, I pray ya dern't make no flicker-shows as awful as yer writin!!! Ain't you never herd of a PERIOD??? Looks sorta like a one of them buddah dots, cept smaller. You gettin it all fused up with this here dash " -" . A dash tain't no dot, boy. YOu dern't see no brown buddah-babies waren no dash! Li'll fussbucket cain't seem ta stay off the Meth. STAY OFF THE METH, BOY - I CAN SMELL THAT PISS-N-VIn*g*e* stank all over yer writen. Stank-eggs, pecker-sweat 'n carb cleaner. Wooooo, you STANK!!! (lookie thar, ma code-fer-postin is "DXiE3" prays God!!!)

Can you chance your time?

I'd like a little time... A little time to go back and spend it with that Catwoman Nastassja Kinski! Man oh man.I'd swallow here whole like a python... if you know what I mean ;)Hmmm... things here getting out of hand...but those eyes...those lips!Ahem...yes indeed...oh...Whoops. Looks like another mess to clean.Yours single handedly,Hairy Fuckedcarbuncle

@RicardovitzAre there gangs in Syria as well? That is dreadful! It is bad enough they are polluting the environment here in South Caulfield.

Syria, Y'all needa git back in yer sand-flea desert huts 'n git out of thar South. Aussie-Dixie dern't need yer kind 'round stank'n thangs up like a rotten onion jn a festerin cooter.

Yeh it's a good one

Not pro-jihad. Pro-business. There is a big difference mate.

Gladys put down your gladiolis and calm down. Glen Iris is our turf now. Back in your home before we have to matyr you.

@XenoxNews Social DeskFuck YOU! Stay off our turf or we'll choke you with hair rollers, punk!

Glen Iris Gangbanger? That's a new one. Do you have a leader? Is the purple rinse your colour?

Yeh, it's sin city writ large on a motheaten tapestry only found Down Under. But it's OUR city. And it always will be!

@RicardovitzWoohoo! Let's get on the Satan train! Bound for Hillbillyville GA. Gunna string up them Christians and toast them in Hell's flames! Time to get in line for Lucifer's blessing Hillbilly!

Hillary rides bitch with the Devil.

Take crazy man Trump over establishment shrill Hilary anytime...

@FlimFlamManRonald McDonald Trump has declared Esperanto a gay lefty illegal muslim migrant plot to destroy a once great nation that can be great again if only everyone votes for Ronald McDonald Trump

Whatever happened to old Esperanto? The language of the world.

Trump's a jew york Yankee - he ain't no good. David Duke might like Trump, but I dern't need him around anyhow. I'm votin fer Southern Party Candidate, Gene Champman. Y'all should too!!!

Well blow me like a two dollar whore if there ain't a scintilla of truth in your fine diatribe, Ghost. The good Lord knows Americans need a wake-up call like a blocked sewer pipe needs a plunger. Now I'm damn certain Trump is a can short of a six-pack and will burn out like a skyrocket of the Fourth of July but maybe out of the ashes some good will come of it. Anyways, Congress and the State House sure are a pile of crap the way things are

Insightful reasoning there.
Look, if the man takes a fraction as much care with the country as he does with his hair, then I'm sure he will do a tip top job.

Remember, remember, the 11th of September!

Turdball is as dodgy as Abbutt ever was

@RicardovitzHoly smeg! I had no God had an arsehole more powerful than anything you "git"... And  you are a rolled gold GIT, dickhead!

I'm a gonna leave you with this here little ditty on God's Arsenal Fer the End Times Warriors:This book been made fer the believer who is hungry ta taste of real freedom from thar past life. Freedom by being released from the bondages of past life tis a real test of faith and trust in Jesus' power. Freedom done finally come. Jesus' powerful grace and mercy raise four people from the dead. One 'ol boy been guzzlin all kinds of drugs; been hooked on heroin, meth, crack, PCP, LSD, pill drugs 'n liquor. Without Jesus' power thar Devil 'll find a place. The words found in this book are powerful scripture on how ta win a war on Satan's hosts of darkness.

You blasaphame the Lord! God git an arsenal more powerful 'n anythang I git. Jest one of his Angels could destroy this here Earth, 'n probaly more. God's biggest gun he ever showed us is Jesus. What else he git in his Arsenal, I dern't even protend to know.

So many voting choices, no little intelligence

@AnonymousYep you're right there. All fixed now.

@RicardovitzHow big is God's gun? I'd reckon he'd have a whopper! Be all shiny and stuff too...Who knows what else this God fella would have. I bet his doodle dangles down past his knees that's for sure. Poor old Mary woke up sore the next morning when he visted her back in the old days; don't you think Ricky ;)

@AnonymousWill I need an Attorney for this Journey?

@RicardovitzAre you on day release, son? 

Typo? "...the Middle East maelstrom George W Bush and his accomplices unleashed in 2013." I think you must mean 2003, surely?

@RicardovitzYou don't have a soul you ignorant inbred gimp

@Never Lied OnceYou can't unring a bell, son

@Henri of NavarreNot only the loss; it is the pain inflicted.

Tain't NO ONE takin away my guns, boy! Nosiree, I git 'em. Gooberment ain't gitti'n em. 'N you tain't God, so you dern't git at tell me I cain't take 'em with me when my soul departs this here earth!!! I'll be back, lickity split, 'n. I even git some burried ware I can find 'em when I God sends me back down here ta do His good work!!!

Loss is what life is all about. You get to keep nothing. You do not get to go back. There is no fixing what was broken. All you possess will be taken from you. Everyone you love will leave you. Acknowledge that. Accept that. Embrace it and live on in the sure knowledge that you are utterly alone, everything is temporary, and the only certainty is the nothingness of Death. Enjoy!

There's nothing innovative or exciting about a charlatan like Malcolm HIH Turnbull typical of his NLP brothers and sisters will screw you over for a fast dollar quicker than you can say Double Dissolution