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These clueless nut-jobs are making it up as they go. Cannot believe Australians voted for this sorry lot and booted out someone Gillard. Then out comes Joyce like the village idiot to make matters worse over a couple of dogs. Seriously? We need a federal government minister to tell Johnny Depp he'll kill his dogs if he doesn't bugger off? Yet again Abbott and his team of know-nothings make Australia into an international laughing stock

@Joni DepBarny leave them dogs alone

@Mr JupiterSame clowns writing the script - Textor and Stinker pollsters

@Roland the Headless Thompson GHe sure did. When Judas was poking his skinny jewish arse in the Garden of Gethsemane he was screaming out for his mother and his old man! In the entire range of Hebrew epithets  

Did anyone else notice Hockey's better times ahead lie is suspiciously identical to the recently re-elected UK PM's scripted shite

Did you watch Bill Shorten's impressive Budget Reply speech? The public gallery was constantly cheering and applauding while Abbott's front bench sat grinning like stunned mullets. I've been studying these prunts for a long time but I've never seen anything like that. I think the Abbott Government really will be a won term wonder.

Won't anybody think of Boo and Pistol!!!

Wanna laff? How many of Abbotts Fiberal MPs wifes are double-dipping paid parenting schemes!

@RicardovitzHey Ric, answer me this: did Jesus use obscenities?

Youre all a bunch of Nancy boys. If we can't swear about the fuckwits in charge now when the fuck can we swear? You cock munching twat slurping arse fucking dickwipes!

Thar Devil's whores cain't help but git drawn to cursin. They talk 'bout butt-mess, fornicatin, 'n revel in the nastiness that come from sick fornicatin cuz they worship dirt 'n mud. This why the Bible CONDEMNS the mud-monkeys of this world 'n bannish 'em ta suckle the teets of the Devil.

Yes, no need for so much swearing. Good enough without.

Would be a much better analysis without the foul language....

You, sir, are clearly a man after my own creed. So leave me the fuck alone, for pete's sake!

Them tain't the Picts. Thars Vikings from the Aryan Nations giv'n yer women the strong seed. My pappy say our folks come from Ulster Scotts. Lore says them Picts come from the Phonecia - jest a fancy name fer semi-dark, mixed folks from Ayrab mud nations.

It maybe you think that those of a conservative bent are prunts; but the majority of the civilised people of England certainly prefer them. As for the barbarous Picts to the north I would say those whisky swilling, dress wearing, savages are the real prunts. Time to cut those baboons loose

Two dumb Muslims git in trouble with the law in Texas! Praise God, them two mud-monkeys git shot dead with only two boolits. Dixie whooped Isis butt. Cartoonists who drawr perty pictures of Profit Mohammed (thar li'll kiddy diddler) is safe ta spread the good word. Mohammed raped li'll girls 'n it jest tain't right to shut up good folks drawerin pictures 'bout it. Praise God, Praise Dixie!!!

That Bill Shorten has really let himself go. Split with Missus did he?

the war to end all wars begat ww2, the cold war and the here and now

@FlimFlamManWell if she is a good looker, and you use the right protection, I say why not? Don't care what any crazy religious book says.Christ I haven't had a root for so long I'd even do my own sis' over.Have to dig her up out of the box first though, she has been dead for a while.

Aussies are dumb as a sack full of hammers. I went there once. Godawful place full of godawful ignoramuses too stupid to know how lucky they are

And the Lord sayeth thou shalt gorge on the teat of the barking mad bitch that bore you, Ric!

@RicardovitzThat all maybe true Ricky, but you still havent answered why you were sucking on your Mama's titty in the KFC. Don't reckon there is any reading of the Bible that supports that. Or diddling your sister, which is something else you seem to regularly do.

I tell ya what I ain't. Ain't git no "rolled gold", twar that is. Ain't git no poo-fer-brains neither (Swarin is fer you drug-guzzlin, video gammin, brain-shrunk throw-backs). I git smarts - smarts like you dern't no nothin 'bout. Smarts 'bout black 'n white, Godly 'n the godless, the Righteous 'n the wicked, good 'n evil, 'n Jesus's toy bitch, Lucifer. I can see them who ware the mark of Cain plain as a goat knaw'n on mountain bugbane. Funny how them who ware the mark of Cain cain't see it. I reckon crazy is mirror blind.

Max that photo of you (?) reminds me of my last trip to South Carolina

Who the fuck is Ricardovitz apart from a rolled gold shit-for-brains

Scull? Skull? Skol? Ask PM Tony Dickhead!

Them folks is Yankee queer liberals. Real southern white folks dern't eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken. Kentucky ain't no real southern state and housed a heap of Union sympathizers. TRAITORS!!!

@TITULAR HEADTit noggin you must have been born a mummys boy if you dont like footy. So if you don't like it get like the great Mackenzie and get the fuck out of here!

could be worse. have you seen aussie rules "football"? the darn thing's not even a ball, its shaped like an egg. egg-ball?

seamus, you're clearly no fool yourself

ok i get it that rick is a commentator but "thinker", political or otherwise, is a horse of an entirely different color. rick "thinks" like irrititable bowel sydrome... well, you guys get the analogy. I'm sure

Oh Ricky! You filthy little pervert.

@Seamus O'GormlessSeamus you wouldn't be a homophobe by any chance? Why else would you strike at the foundation story of Australia!

Max my boy you're a canny lad and that's no lie and your truthful words fall upon the ear as shimmering flakes of gold from sweet Leda's nipples, to be sure

Trust the misbegotten English to invent a game as dull and pointless as cricket. Jesus never saw such a load of codswallop

I've heard tell that the historic Aussie grail of mateship was forged in the hot furnace of colonialism when the first convicts - almost all of them male - sought tea and sympathy in each others arseholes. Is that right?

@Asian Feminist!Yes, stick it to these White bread men who probably still live at home with their mothers

*DEAD PAN* YAWN

http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/04/empowered-vs-objectified/

Yes. Yes it is.

Compare what another country celebrates April 25 for: https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/philosophy/1697-april-25-a-holy-day-for-two-nations To quote: "Yeh there is something peculiarly Australian about going to die for someone elses war in someone elses country. And losing."

I've always felt rather bemused by Australia's apparent obsession with Gallipoli. With respect to those who suffered and died in wars, is it an Aussie trait to wallow in shame, embarrassment and defeat?

Ricardovitz, you and your cretinous, inbred and sulking brethren are more than welcome to remain right where y'all are. In time, you boorish malaprops will be forgotten with not even a greasy spot to show where once you sat festering like last year's jar of yogurt. That, old sport, is what I call genuine Dixie Beautification.

I reckon I dern't give a hoot what thar whole world is sick of. Outside a Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, northern Mississippi, Northern Louisiana 'n north part of Florida (Lower Alabama), 75% of the World is a ugly place. But, a li'll Dixie Beautifulcation would git Austrailia in a good place again.

The history of human people is the history of migration and settlement. It just a matter of time for white Australia to become natural part of south east Asia

Mr Ricardoviz you make God weep with you savage stupidity

Mr Ricardoviz the entire world is sick of USA extremism and violencia. You ancestors floated to north America. you know. Without Africans USA would today be a eunuch among nations. Without black slaves kidnapped from Africa and policy of total genocide of local peoples USA would not exist.

How many Chinese in Antananarivo anyway? Not a fucking lot I reckon.

@My Old Panama HatWhat do you think? That Australia just appeared out of nowhere 200 years ago? The 'smarter hard-working' asians had thousands of years to take Australia, but they were too lazy playing mahjong and smoking opium to do anything about it!