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Our will is strong! The Russian bear will be declawed and defanged by our brave warriors soon!

I am sorry Les. I am fairly certain that nude fishing is no longer allowed in Victoria.

Slava Ukraini - Seig Heil, Seig Heil!
Come on everyone, sing along!
Slava Ukraini - Seig Heil, Seig Heil!
That's the spirit:
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Campaspe River? Where the hell is that? Any fish in it? Happy to join you if we can toss in a line or two.

I want to go and live near the Campaspe River. I don't know where it is but I like the name. I like the idea of being able to say to people, yeah, I live by the Campaspe River. The Campaspe will give me the type of cred I have been desperately seeking.

I reckon it could Julian! Maybe when he is commenting on Foreign Affair matters.

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They should stick a wig on him. Would change his look 100%. And don't just stick to one style. Serious matters it should be a flat toupee. More lighthearted, then get a curly one, a la Dylan in 66.
I reckon it would have an immediate turnaround in the polls for him.

@Looney LesIf it wasn't for Trump we might still not have a vaccine. Fauci had said it would take 3 to 5 years to develop but the self proclaimed "Father of the Vaccine" says he pushed the FDA to get it out within 9 months:
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But it is not only the nose. The eyes. The type of eyes you would only ever expect to see in the head of a white pointer shark.

"Dutton wasn't a natural or easy smiler," Roman Quaedvlieg writes about their first meeting. "He seemed to get bored quickly with detail. Once, when he saw I had caught him looking at his watch, he pretended to adjust a twisted cufflink. When he got apparently irritated his nostrils flared ever so slightly, but otherwise he showed no emotion when he was listening."

https://www.afr.com/policy/foreign-affairs/roman-quaedvleig-fights-back-against-canberra-20200520-p54utn

Let me start off with two words:

@FlimFlamManIts flaming everywhere https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Old%20mate%22&f=live

What about 'The Horn'? Still part of the banter and vocal interchange of today's youth? It was a jolly jape back in the day...

And when you had it. Well, that was a secret too much to reveal. A crease in your pants. A smudge on your jeans. You would lift your eyes and hope to no one it would reveal.

What a lexicon of lewd we used to have.

'Old Mate'? Never heard it mate. Must be the equator.

He has turned alt-Right. Was storming the Capitol on Jan 6. He is gunna 'Road-Run' right up the Liberal's ass!

What happened to Jojo? I thought he wanted to become a crooner like Charles Aznavour?

What is it, 2 weeks? And we already have forgotten about her.

But the King.

The King.

We always remember him.

He is Always on our Mind

@Horny TrevNot only Australia Trev. If only we had the Fucknuckle guiding us all from Washington DC...
What a difference that would make!

@YUGOOk Ok

Liz still lives.
Her beating heart keeping the Poms afloat.
They should hock her Crown.
Keep the Treasury in the black, especially now they have a Black Treasurer.
Dig up her old Hubbie.
Let them do a tour of the Colonies again. Raising the Union Jack together with their bony hands.
I am sure old PM Squeaky Albo will agree...
There's nothing like a Pommy Royal for an Aussie to see!

@Ken from KyevAs long you publish the new submissions before the war is over.

@TinyWe are gunna plink your Russki asses all the way back to Miscow!

Tain't noth'n better 'n a heap of widow Russian gals. I can buy 'em right cheap 'bout 3 months yonder. Put 'em ta work on my farm grow'n God's Greens 'n cotton. Supper 'round 6:00, 'n then I'm a goin tar do thar Lord's work 'n give them Russian widows new families. Yessiree - Work 'll set ya free!!!

That moment when the Ukranians converted the balalaika into a ukulele was a massive red flag. As usual the Ruskis were slow off the mark and now we have this shit storm and have to live with all of that god awful plinking.

Now it looks like the Ukies are gunna be driving onwards to Moscow. Historically not a smart move to go beyond the 'borders' of Russia, wherever they have drawn them.

The Russian police force and militia are clearly soft. They should take a leaf from their US counterparts and bring out the water cannons and mace to break up these anti-war protestors.

AUSSIE GOOBERMENT KILLS WHALES WITH SOUND XPERIMINTS...
A bunch 'o dumb whales croaked on thar shores 'o Tasmania.
That 'ol boy Albo blame it on Covid. IT WEREN'T COVID, DUMMIES!!! They was try'n tar git away from sonic booms louder 'n a Nigro's '74 Cadillac with chrome spinners blar'in thar Negro noise.

Soome dumb 'ol biologist (hired by Albo's gooberment stooges) 'n a vet gone thar tar investigate.

"These thangs dern't happen much offten" said some gooberment stooge. But, a handful 'o Tasmanians said they done heard it too - loud as all getout underwater BOOM BOOM BOOMDIDYBOOM, 'n then thar Whales raised a real fuss 'fore they croaked.

How long has this Squeaky prick been in power? Months!
Yet it seems he has plenty of dough to fly off to some dumb bitches funeral but none for us dinki-di Aussies. We're going backwards here mate!
Squeaky Albo you weak arse prick, swing some cash our way or else you will be out on your arse like that born again Christian fuckwit we had before!

I just saw an ad on facebook warning about the dangers of gambling. Thank fuck because I almost missed the jump!

Buddy! No need to get the jab anymore.
They gunna be putting it up your nose soon.
And boy, won't that feel good!

I been tryin
to get myocarditis baby
yeah I been tryin
but I's still feelin fine
im gonna try sneek a fifth booster
so's I can lay down and die

Well then Welcome to the Underparty my boy!

What if these pools of consciousness never fully form and you feel like your permanently stuck in between places? What then Professor?

Not by them. Never counts that way.

yeh... not much this game. Looking forward to next year we say

ok time to break out the cracker and balloon.

I... had a dream... 

All Hail King Charles the Turd!

Crowned leader of the Free World. Shining light of Anglo Saxon perfection. An English Jewel of Manhood.

And also the fella that wanted to be a tampon up his now-missus' cunt.

King Charley the Turd!

My girlfriend's cunt tastes a bit like hash.

Oh the perversion runs deep in hillbilly land...

Look Ricky, if Boxhead has a bit of tail he can chase I fail to see why it should be your business. How about before he says anything you start showing us that sister of yours you been doing the dirty deed with? A bit of quid pro quo...

Boxboy say "So, you like my sunnies?"  then he say they's someones else. I git me a Perry Mason on retainder, 'n he say that thar be called a ADMISSION.  'N ferthernot, thar tain't no one in any of them pict-o-graphs socializ'n with you.  Nosiree - jest you.  If you git some shelya thar, lemme see ya milk her titties, boy.

Anyone throw flowers on Liz's hearse, you know like when Lady Di was being driven by?

Oh do you remember that day? That was a funeral the world will never forget! Such crowds thronging London's streets.

Buried her beneath a tree I think, In her Old Man's backyard. That was a bit strange.

Maybe Mr Boxy just pokes a couple of extra holes in his headgear and that's how he wears his sunglasses.

A possibility I think.

Don't knock old PM Squeaky. He has given us all a day off to meditate and think about our former head of State...

Either that or go down the local bottle-o and grab a slab and spend all day toasting our new King Charlie!

"Oh my Queen Lizzie
I just did see you pass me by
And I will obey you & the Yanks till the day I die."

Wise words from Australia's greatest Prime Minister Rolf Harris.

And these would be wise words for the new PM Squeaky Albo to keep in mind. Otherwise, who knows, he could end up like Australia's worst PM Gough.

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So shove that up your poop chute!

Fuck COVID Boxy, what about our new King?

King Charles the Turd.

@BreakingMaybe is out of respect for Queen Liz carking it?

Late withdrawal in December = Late withdrawal in September.