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Joe out. Personal reasons. Wife going into labour?

Betty lying comatose now, gone all blur on a drip full of morphine. But you can be sure in some nook and cranny of her mind she is still thinking of old Liza with her lizard tongue...

Never dispute the wisdom of the Box

Aussie Rules Fitboll - No Jiggaboos Need Apply. 

Joe the Lion!

Nurse

@FrankOh Frank do pipe down. Stick that pacifier back in your mouth, climb into your crib, and get back to sleep.

Baby wants to fuck! Get ready to fuck. You fucker's fucker. You fucker. Don't you fuckin' look at me!...Baby wants blue velvet...Don't fuckin' look at me. Don't fuckin' look at me. Don't you look at me. Daddy's coming. Daddy's coming home. Don't you fuckin' look at me. Daddy's coming home...Don't you fuckin' look at me! Now it's dark. Stay alive baby. Do it for Van Gogh.

Frank is it?

Only one Frank around these parts. And he sings the Blues.

Frank Blues that is.

"Even in the mud a lotus can flower."

Book review:  The Nitrous Books #1 - Notes of a Madman - OSHO

Rajneesh also dictated three books under the influence of nitrous oxide administered to him by his private dentist. Claims he later denied.

"Now watch: whenever you comment, you fall asleep.
The mind has come in, and with the mind the past and future enter.
The vertical line is lost – and you become horizontal. The moment
mind enters you become horizontal. You miss eternity."

@Mad MikeYou talking about the Orange Man from India? If so, forget it. That clown only spoke absolute nonsense!

It is the Market that can only give us a solution that will keep up our prosperity.

According to Rajneesh socialism is the ultimate result of capitalism, and capitalism itself revolution that brings about socialism.

@RicardovitzYou are such a party pooper Ricky. If old Fucknuckle gets his jollys from thinking of Satanic sex then it's just none of your business.

If anything you shouldn't have got him excited with your pea brained religious imagery.

Them evil stirrin's of yers, Hairy, is gonna git you in a heap 'o hurt, boy.  Been reported that Satan git a 66 spiked hot-steel pecker that he shove of the anus of them who love him so, 'n unleash pure molton lava intar yer soul fer all eternity.  You dern't want none 'o that - jes stop yer think'n on such evil!!!

@RicardovitzA "devil-fornicating Satanic Harlot"? Why Ricky, do you mean a woman mounting onto of the Horny Lord of Hell, in the throes of wanton sexual abandonment? All legs akimbo with the Prince of Darkness?

Well... Hmmmm... I sort of can imagine this. Oh dear, what a frightfully horny sight...

Oh yes.

Now, where is that box of tissues?

Yours with a soggy sao of tissue,
Hairy Fuckyourunckle

Google is a Devil-fornicating-Satanic harlot!!!  Duck gotta be mak'n thar money somewares, but it thar best we git.  Chan - gotta say, you done good work - point'n out ware nefarious slimeballs is steal'n our souls  - ram that big dynomite stick up thar shitter 'n light it!!!

The owner of duck duck go is as dodgy as fuck. Only a few weeks ago after getting called out for sharing data with Microsoft he came out and apologised saying but but but, I forgot we had an agreement with them.

startpage.com a better bet.

Maybe we could sell ourselves to the FSB... The Chinks... The Indians...  Shit, even Mossad.

How about ASI-fucking-O?

Fuck 'em all. We have our integrity! A proud history we would never give up. Not for a shekal or a rupee!

But for a piece of ass? Hmmmm...

Tex Lumbago,
Editor

Lee Camp on CIA Google take over, spinach, Biden and living high on the hog.

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Hey, smarty-smart you dern't know nothi'n. Thar local women-folk love me - cain't git 'nuff of me!!  Dern't need no sissy fer fornication 'n that Devil's whatnot.  I git a heap 'o land tar tend to.  If'n you wanna make some money 'n git "high" fer free, come on 'ower here 'n git ta work!!!

@rICARDOVITZCelebrate it in the usual style Ricky? Poking your sister with your teeny weeny Peeny and stuffing your fat self with corn pone?

I am sure it was all a hillbilly hoot in Clayton Georgia.

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY!!!  Thar day 11 Ships 'o Fallen Angels, gett'n a new chance on life, took a entir continant fer WHITE PEOPLE.  They done set 'bout transfermi'n a big 'ol nasty desert intar a paradise fer smart folks. 

Southern Pride 'n Republic Day fer all!!! Join forces with ALL SOUTHERN NATIONS, Under God, 'n with liberty fer those who CAME 'N TOOK IT!!!

Love that pic of The Rodent aka John Howard. What a slimy little cunt he was. Person most responsible for sending the great land of Oz down the gurgular.

ScoMo. where the fuck will this clown end up? Maybe as another shit4brains columnist in the NewsCorp media? A presenter on Sky? Or even better, a traveling preacher, hawking his dumbarse religion to any passerby...

Have we ever had as big a fuckwit as PM? Shit, Billy McMahon looks a genius next to him.

Decisive retort to that nonsense from Ricky, Mr Boxhead. Please go on living the good life and acting as example to us all.

Seems like someone is taking my advice, with a targetted strike on one of Putin's idealogical heroes today.
Putin should realise that the noose is getting closer and soon his neck will be in it if he doesn't surrender and give back ALL of Ukraine's territory.

God bless,
Patriot

Typical latte sipping nonsense from Max. Last I looked old squeaky Albo was PM. Shouldn't he be doing more about the sky rocketing cost of living rather than trying to drum up some hate on our former PM? Seems the labor losers have no ideas to govern and just want to play the blame game. Keep that up and for sure squeaky will be a one term loser like most labor hacks!

@RicardovitzDidn't John the Baptist have a nice farm in those parts back in the day? He used to wander around, leaning on his staff, bringing in the sheep. And then stuffing their heads under the water until they would scream in agony.

Quite a holy place is the Middle East.

Thar Joos ripped that thar Shebaa Farms outa yer swarthy sandn*g*e* hands, 'n you ain't done lickety shit 'bout it.  LICK THAR JOO BOOT, SWARTHY SAND-APE!!!  It git yer daddy's rotten ballsack inside!!!

Bring it on Mr Patriot. We will kick Israeli arse just like every other time they poked their head over the border fence.

I ain't sure I wrote that!!!  Thar Lord musta bin use'n me fer future-tellin back then.

Boxy. Your words of wisdom fall with the pleasure of soft rain on the barrenness of Europe's drought ridden streams... Each drop agglutinating into a larger whole of knowledge, wisdom, and enlightenment.

Oh Boxy! Please free us all from the shackles of Life's Pain. Tell us what to do!

@RicardovitzOnly 8 years too early with this one Ricky!

Did thar Joos kill all them swarthy sandn*g*e*s yet???  What in good heavens is they wait'n fer?  My gooberment done gave 'em BILLIONS 'o bucks 'n I dern't see no ded sandn*g*e*s!!!

Could it cure Cancer?

If yes, I am writing the patent right here.

Any chance of a pinkelwurst samich?

I mean...

I get a very hard horn.

Sir Circumfrence that is an eye opener of a poem. Gets me thinking of many uses I could have for this little virus...

Could I use it, for instance, to grow the thing in my pants? You know, make my self more attractive to the opposite or near adjacent sex?

Man, it has got me thinking of all the wicked things this virus could do for me... hmmm, just imagine...

Hold on. I think I have thunk too much. Better get that tissue again.


Yours virally horny,

Hairy Buttfunkyouruncle

Is it CRISPR or COVID we should be worried about then?

@RicardovitzOh you can milk me anytime you big brute Ricky!

Muscles ya can git from work'n my land.  Pick'n.  Plow'n.  Weed'n.  Milk'n.  I'm gonna git ya right boy - come on up here 'n gimme a li'll honest work!!!

@RicardovitzWhat about mussels Ricky? Big ripply muscles? With smooth skin...

Come on Hillbilly boy, I know you do ;)

Ernst, I been spout'n thar good word that HOMOSEXuals is a Race.  Glad tar see a smarty-smart boy like you sees thangs thar right way too!!!

@Mussels from BrusselsWhat is it with dykes and mussels? You lot in Belgium are truly obsessed. Maybe get back to doing penance with your creepy Catholic Fathers before you spout your homophobic rascism.

Until they pull their fingers out of the Dikes I will still believe they aren't nothing but dutch perverts.

The whole fucking lot of them!

Was that what thar drug-guzzlin hippy sing'n 'bout? Gett'in some homosexual ass-fornication?  Musta git someth'n tar do with that faggity island in Jew York - Fire Island.  When Jew York becomes a Confederate State, we gonna rename it "Burn-a-Cross-Fire Island".

@RicardovitzOh come on baby light my fire! we can have a hillbilly and ladyboy fiesta Ricky :) I am sure you will love it!

I feel a Cross burn'n fix'n tar come yer way, Ted - Jest ask Kladd fer a ticket-price, 'n we'll make sure 'n git ya the best seat in the house!!!

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