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Leave Putin out of it Max. He is clearing Nazis after all.

Oy vey!

You are wrong! Our glorious President is a genius. He's gunna find petrol on the moon. All you haters will look like fools then!

Yanks wait until fuel is 5 bucks a gallon then fly a rocket to the moon. Dumb as fark.

Eighteen A-10 Warthog aircraft have also arrived at RAF Fairford and Lakenheath. Low and slow flying murder machines. Taking out tanks and men their main purpose.

Breaking News:

Sales of war games flatten out. Little Jimmy: That shit looks fucken hopeless who would want to play that crap.

Trump releases new biography: Winning (Again)

Netanyahu claims Jesus a fraud. "We'd never get away with this shit"

Not very much there last major drop was in 2008

What are the circling B-52s doing?

Body bags pending.

Yanks have only 10% of the number of troops before boots on ground invasion of Iraq so likely small tactical operations than invasion.

Israel has fucked itself forever. So has the USA.

I reckon there is a very good chance the blighted lands of Western Europe, UK, and the 5 eye nations will join orange fuckwit and the little shithole country against Iran. As soon as the Homuz Straight squeeze starts to hit home it will be a perfect chance for them all to say 'Look, it is the Iranians causing all this. The only way to stop it is to defeat them and take the Straits for ourselves'.
You know what its like in these places, the car is king and anything that effects your god-given right to drive to the milk bar or bottle shop must be crushed. That'll be enough to swing it in favour of joining trump. Plus they can use it to get a crack at the Russkis at the same time, just claim they are helping the Iranians.

Fuck that Orange cunt. And good on the Mad Mullahs for sticking it up the Yankee and Israeli arse. Nothing better than watching those pricks in Tel Aviv copping a rocket or three hundred!

@RicardovitzShow me yours and I'll show your mine, sweetheart!

"Some say he even dared John Passos to fuck Gertrude Stein!" Well, you finally did it. You got me snorting beer from my nostrils, ya bastard!

@Denis (with one "n")I don't know about a reader, but it sure sounds like you are a poof Dennis!

It's starting to make sense now. The reason the USA bombed the girl school is because when they grow up they might go to New York wearing a nuclear vest and kill thousands of people. Only 90 million people to go!

I read a book once. Well it was more like a magazine. It could have been a leaflet with a discount for pancakes or something. Does that make me a, you know, reader?

@HeMan, Carlisle StHey there! What are your favourite reads? xxx

@Poofy PeteStill waiting... Maybe it was "101 years of Sodom"

@GlennNo Glenn, you got it wrong. Poofs only read books.

Wasnt he a poof? Only a poof would write a book

Had to read his book at school
Never thought he was this cool

Ernie earnestly telling his story, whether he be out on that boat or waving a red rag at a bull.

I tells ya he was a mans man.

@Jenny and the BetsNow, now, Jenny. Let's not go confusing the Boston Wonder with that Orange fool. JFK might have grabbed Marilyn on more than her coochie, but you can bet she enjoyed it a lot more than any of the poor girls who had that lardarse in the Whitehouse on top of them!

Didn't JFK grab women on the pussy too?

Hopefully he will go the same way as JFK. With a hot lead projectile right thru his empty noggin.

@BibiThat's all well and good Bibi, but when can me and the family come out of the bomb shelter?

@The DonaldOh Ricky. Your love for the Orange idiot is a sight to see. He is getting your Yankee arse kicked out of the Persian Gulf like Sleepy Joe got your arse kicked out of Afghanistan. But keep on ranting about 9 year olds. It is always good to remind us of The Donald's sexual proclivities.

@FlimFlamManHere I am, Flammy. Now, what are you going to do? Nothing, because you leftist, marxist, communist shithole-lickers never do anything. It takes a man like me, the greatest President of all time, actually the greatest world leader, only real world leader, to do the things you can't even imagine. The Afro-Iranian Obama, lead from behind? Yeah, he did a lot of things in his behind, didn't he!

Well, I'm not like that. I keep my word, making America great again. And, Lord knows we were on the verge of losing our country to people like that Max Gross drug-guzzling communist. People say Max now wonders around in Sydney like a Flakka Zombie. And, you know, they had him murdered. That's right, MURDERED. Now, I didn't want anything to do with that slime-ball Epstein, I kicked him out of my country club at Maralago. But, that Bill Clinton - people say he had some kind of problem. He loved 9-year old pre-pubescent girls, just like that character Muhommed.

Anyway, there's nothing left of Iran. We've destroyed everything. Communists are mad because you know, communists love islamists. Thank you. I love you all and God Bless you!

Mr. Lordy. I here, always walking about, smelling the fresh spring Israel air. Tinking about Iranian friends, I try call Ali Mohammad Naini. They tell me he go BOOM BOOM. Den, I try call Mojtaba Khamenei - and message say "Mojtaba busy fornicating 72 virgin male goats in heaven, will get back to you, leave message". Spring air make me feel like folksy sing song:

Where have all the Ayatollahs gone?
Short time passing
Where have all the Mullahs gone
Boom Boom everyone?
Where have all the Houthis gone?
Billy goats ass-fucking them every one
Oh, when will they ever learn?
Oh, when will Islam ever learn?

Where have all the Burka girls gone?
Their Husbands now Dead.
Where have all the IRGC gone
Short time ago?
Where have all the 9-year old girls gone?
They shot their Muslamic husbands, every one
Oh, when will they ever learn?

Oh that Orange dickhead is a petulant kiddie-diddling fuckwit. But he is going to blow up the Yankee world empire, so I won't hold all that against him.

@BibiCome out come out where ever you are Bibi...

Sissy, how you forsake my love for prepubescent farm creatures. This is a real MAN LOVE, just like I man-love those Georgian Clayton farmers who want to suck dick and make love to their cows. Nothing wrong with this. Jehovah say it ok.

Tank you, Donald. You great ally of Israel. You make boom-boom on the Muzzy bad-guys. But, Israel make Ayatollah's go KABOOM. My cousin, Shlomo Abramoisky stick his circumcised rocket up Ayatollah's anus and make big boom-boom. Other cousin, Hymie Hornstein dress up as Transvestite to entertain Basij men. They get little handsy, grab his shlong too much, and Hymie shoot lead out of man-sized Mossad dildo killing them dead, but with smile on faces. Dis how war is going, friends - you can trust Bibi.

I am killing Cohens and Marines and Yanks by the hundreds every day in the Gulf. Those bastards will be servicing 72 virgin male goats in Hell for all eternity. So, AMERICANS, COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE, and take back your country. Make the good 'ol USA nothing But A Shithole Again!

@Ricky's sisterHow dare you little girl accuse me of rape! It's only for the money. I only do to you what the fiscal imbalances told me to do, PBH&J.

Yes, fuck those people. They no stop old-man Profit Motive from raping me when I was 9. I tell Profit Motive - let's play with dolls, and he rip my clothes off and did horrible things to me with his stinky penis. Where is "Me Too" to help me from these awful people?

Having thoroughly researched the historical context as well as current events, and given this entire complex situation, I have come to the what I consider the most reasonable and rational conclusion: fuck Zionism and fuck Israel.

Hang on Mr Patriot. Just a month or so ago you said you want someone to shoot that Orange skinned muthurfucker. Now you are back up his arse, and praising his actions killing children.

I'd have to say you are even worse than him.

Yanks are losing planes, ships, and troops. Their 'allies' are asking them to leave, and hatred of the Land of The Idiot continues to grow.

All up, a crushing success for President 'Littlehands' Trump and his minions in Tel Aviv. Keep it going moron!

@RicardovitzOhhh Ricky! You like a redhead do you? Glad to see your sexuality finally coming out.

I'm more a Geert Wilder's contributioner. Be work'n 'ol Geert tar git 'm migrrated tar Australiea fer ta werk on snatch'n dat Prime Minister seat fer Ricardovitz. But dat Cory Bernardi - he support 'ol Ricky fer Prime Minister. He a bit 'o a middle-o-thar-road fence-sitter, but he git a "right" tilt to 'em. I can work him over tar my side. He fer stomp'n out Muslim goat-fornicators any which way dat work.

Now, who be dat MAGA-love'n, Trump-ass-fornicat'n rat in XenoxNews who dern't let thar Profit bring da Fair Dinkum news tar all good Aussie-Landers? Gotta be that Big-City ShitLanta MAGA who be suck'n cum-soaked booze from Max Gross's limp, rag-like chicken-pecker!!!

This is one of Ricky's favourites, right?

@RicardovitzRicky! Taken time away from diddling Sissy to give us one of your rants? Of course you are right behind the Orange idiot. When it comes to killing civilians and raping kids you know your favourites.

@Ghost of Dick CheneyOh Dick it is so good to have you with me down here Why I used to sing about bombing that country. But now they are running us out of the region and choking our oil. Old Orangeman will be out of his job soon because of all this.

Why are we such a country of fuckwits Dick?

Hooooo, that smell. Can't you smell that smell. That smell of burning oil, burning Iranians all around me. I never called him prince charming, but MAN is he doing what I never could get Bush Jr. to do. Iran, as the World knows it, their reign of terror is gone, Gone, GONE!

That Georgy Jr. couldn't speak a word when he was full of ludes. But, that Donald Trump - by God, he's the real deal. The one and only man who is bringing peace to this earth through the destruction of Satan's Islamic Sinners, the Ayatollah's of HellHoleia. I mean, I shot a fucker in the face and got away with it. Tits up, man! So, Trump, go on and stick them missiles in Iran. Cool, daddy'o, stick a fork in in the belly of the beast. Hooooo, that smell..........

@Max GrossJesus! John! Mary!! Here ye, 'o Infidels. By the power vested in me by Melania, servant of the Orange One, and RFK Jnr, the slithering Beast himself, I command you to embrace the knackers of the dead US marine, the nipples of Georgia and the hillbilly from Clayton, and fight the enlightened crusaders who seek to challenge my dominion over Oil. The Anointed One, Worshiper of Christ and man who likes to rape kids, who goes by the name of Donald Trump, has fucked up again and we are paying at the pump! WHAT SAY YE? WHAT DO THE? Nay saith my silent Arabians. Nay doth my cowardly Yankees. I fight for the Beast, but none fight with me.

WHY, I ask. WHY HATH THINE PEOPLE 'O Dixie AND texas FORSAKEN ME? Is it because of that one night where I made Ricadovitz do anal love to his beautiful sister? Is it because I saw Donald take the child bride, as Mr Epstein told him to, and deflowered the 9-year old making her a MAGA Woman? THESE ARE NOT MY SINS, my brothers, but blessings I have bestowed upon you. So forsake me no longer and blast the white knights who seek to cleanse this land of the najas I have brought to your lands. Forsake me not, saith Jehovah, friend of Iblis and of Jewis. Ride hard on Trump's chariot of fire, through the gates of hell to certain defeat and death.

@Max GrossDis 'ol boy, Profit Motive be disrepect'n yer Son-o-Satan? I done saw 'm ripp'n on ya, bafore some 'ol nigga take up fer ya. I reckon yer so festered-up 'bout thar goin-ons 'o sand-n*g*e*dry, swarthy persians, 'n Arab-darkies in that big 'ol desert 'n whatnot ya cain't get ta report'n on Australia no more. Sorta like ya done moved tar Paki-land 'er Fuckoffistan er Paliswine er one of dem shithole cuntries, 'n dern't give no nevermind 'bout Aussi Politik'n no more.

Well, I seen ware dem Aussie Po-po done shut up some mouthy Iranian whore fer exerciz'n her free speech!!! Cept, speech tain't free in Australia. Neither is guns. Austrailians done had thar balls cut off 'n stole from 'em, 'n now da aussie-po-po is beat'n yer mouths shut. I keep telli'n ya Maxxie, VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ - I'll git yer guns back, get yer free speech back 'n let all thar Racialists 'n Communists duke it out till thar's a final winner. THAR CAN BE ONLY ONE - like dat thar famous Aussie movie TWO MEN ENTER; ONE MAN LEAVES. Dat's wat Aussies need, Maxxie. 'N I'm a gonna give it to 'em. NO HOLDS BARRED. Ya aught tar support me fer my Prime Minister 'o Australia 'lection. Yessiree!!!

I smoted once. Smote? It was either that or somebody smoted me. Can't remember!

You smite, I smite, we all smite, goodnight!