POPE JOHN PAUL II DEAD. AUSSIE 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD NOW WORLD’S OLDEST LEADER

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Aging Australian PM John Howard paid his respects to dead Catholic Leader Pope John Paul II at a Liberal party function in Melbourne today. “He has been a great warrior for freedom and democracy and a destroyer of that great evil Communism,” Howard said.

“And to think he remained on the job till he was 84! He really inspires me, and I am definitely planning to continue as Liberal leader and PM to that age as well.”

Showing all his usual spine when it came to standing up to 70 year old Howard, leader-in-waiting Treasurer Peter “Dickless” Costello had no comment on his bosses comment.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    I view the world thru rose colored glasses and my optimism is unbounded.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    The pope may be finished
    but plucky little bum-
    seeking missile of a P.M.
    is there to keep us on the
    straight and narrow!
    ONE LAND,
    ONE LANGUAGE,
    ONE LUST,
    ONE LUNATIC!
    He may be mad but we are
    even madder! We shall follow
    P.M. Judas W. Herpes to our
    final reward - no matter
    what we have to destroy on
    the way there.
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    · 11 days ago
    Nowadays little old Johnny would be considered young for a leader!
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    · 11 days ago
    Thank you my dźwięk.  I fight my whole life for Peace, Communism and Pedophiles - all da same thing, if you know what I mean. What wrong with a man loving little boy? The Ugly One with the red horns tell me dis a good thing, no?.Then I die and dis Nazi Ratzinger, he take my job. Ratzinger and his "traditional Catholic" values, wants to curb-stomp peaceful pedophiles and call Communism "Evil".  What do dis Ratzinger fella know with his "Heil Hitler"? Even his name, was dat Adolf's fadder's name.  One and the same, if you ask me. And, he love da wumanz pochwa - they don't teach you that in Sunday School, no? 
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      · 10 days ago
      @Karol Wojtyła's Holy Spirit Is that really you Papa JP2? Fighting for communism was never your bag. In fact you used to live in Ronnie & Maggie's arse back in the 80s. I was there so I know!
      No, this seems like some nonsense a hillbilly from the Georgian hills would say. 
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    · 10 days ago
    It's alright to lose your heart but never lose your head.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-tjCf7Cmyw
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