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Can't a man blow his horn in peace nowadays?

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I mean, can he really?

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    · 1 days ago
    The peaceful shepherd rests after leading his herd to greener pastures. Y'know. The Ukraine, Donbass, and the Volga.
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    · 1 days ago
    When I see that shepherd I see a man content with his life. Resting on his balcony and staring out over Austria. Satisfied in knowing that his hard work and dedication will leave a lasting mark on the world. Blowing his pipe until his maid brings him his steamed brussel sprouts.
    Yes, a man of his time, and of ours.
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    · 1 days ago
    That orange prick is playing the weirdest fucken horn I've ever seen. He sure is an ugly looking freak. Can't imagine that sweet Melania banging him. She must be knocked out on valium or something when he does it.
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    · 13 hours ago
    Some people (Negros) say I have a big prick - well I do!  No one calls me Mar-a-lago slim.  My cock is thick and huge, one of the biggest pricks.  Why else would a porn star like Stormy allow me to Trump-root her silly? And, Melania - she can only handle my porno-prick half-way to the root and for 10 minutes.  If I'm not done, she slides me a couple $100's and tells me to pay Stormy to let me finish. 
    Did you know, some people tell me, that Goat-Fucking requires slim, short rat-dicks.  I hear Iranians have evolved over millions of years to fuck goats.  Atlanta Slim, did you get that name fucking goats?
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      · 1 hours ago
      @The Donald For your average American voter it is what Trump is doing for the economy, their community, and their lives that matters. But for your average MAGA nutter, say someone like Ricardovitz, it is all about his penis. 
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