AS PREDICTED IN BIBLE: PERSIA HAS 'STREET-SWEEPER' AS PRESIDENT!

You know I read the bible a lot. And it is filled with titbits about our future. And one of the things they said would happen was that a "street-sweeper" would rule Persia just before the Apocalypse.

Well guess what? It has fucking happened! Straight off the presses: Iranian hardliner Mahmood Ahmadinejad has been elected as President of Iran! He was previously the Mayor of Tehran where he was known as the "street-sweeper" because of his humble beginnings.

Oh Lord! The End Times are coming! Help me George! Bomb Tehran now!
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    · 21 years ago
    Chapter and Verse please.
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    · 21 years ago
    Fuck I don't know that! Somewhere after the Whore of Babylon bit I think.

    God Botherer
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    · 21 years ago
    Well here it is for your reference Click here to read
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    · 21 years ago
    And now it turns out that this fool was part of the terrorists that held Americans hostages back in 1979.
    It is time for the international community to stand up to the rogue government in Tehran.

    Patriot
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