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those Aussie surfers who beat off sharks with their fists...
either they are mean sons-of-bitches or the most peverted people on the planet (i mean, to beat off a shark with your fist can have two meanings...)

Buck
Dallas, Tx

Xenox News readers are no doubt wondering if the ship's crew have signed individual Australian Workplace Agreements as mandated by the scurviest, nit-infested, arse-sniffing pirate that ever sailed the seven seas: old Cap'n Short John Winston Harrrrr-arrrrr-ward!

His actions expressed the essence
of rugby - a real man's game...

Use Beazley as a pull-through.

I like to retain the illusion
that a female would not be so
dull.
I know. I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one...

awwwwwwwww!
youse just all suck!

Raspberry Cordial

You meant:
"you're quoting a poof"

to use "your quoting a poof"
is incorrect.

I hope that this is the help
you were seeking.

Wasn't there some Rugby guy who liked to do exploratory surgery on the field, y'know, like poking his finger up your bum.

That sounds like a true mean arsehole of a Australian sport!

how do we know its a him?

Your quoting a poof about sport???

Its wankers like White who've addled our consciousness!

They say the only time Patrick White was conscious was when Mr Marr was wiping his dick off on him.

Raspberry Cordial

He is into being entertained
by others, don't expect too
much from him.

Patrick White:
"sport has addled the Australian consciousness"

Maybe Petey Costello can shove his big mug down there to clear the way...

The bastards stuck in the S-bend! We gotta use a big fucken plunger!

what about that aussie boxer who lost his world championship fight cause he binged on a whole pack of Tim-Tams the night before the fight?

He sounds like a "mean" aussie sportsman!

Pierre Robspierre

the answer is to give us the news your interested in.

Chato
Amen,,,,,joy to the world.
Marco

Jesus! If the Rodent shot out of my dunny like that I'd really be worried!

Why don't you just register chato.org and take your church there? Will only cost you ten bucks and save you hijacking the news.

Politics is boring

Suck on this turd!

A vote for turd!

The original dog turd.

Bad dope!

Joy to the world!

Let's get a turd into the act!

Turd goes up, turd goes down!

going by these 2 pics it looks like they are both sheilas!
got any moving pics of the two of them at each other? that'll be something to boost the xenoxnews profile!

Raspberry Cordial

Register Xenox as a church, make
the Reverend Dr. Chato the high
priest and Good Prophet, run as
the "Fuck Family First" party.

We'd just hafta win!

If she votes neocon, it's not on...

time to resurrect the xenox party...

Hi everyone.......sorry that my cartoon went off the air for a while.....i accidentally deleted it of my server..........but it's back up again...and seems to be working fine again.
Marco.

Hi everyone.......sorry that my cartoon went off the air for a while.....i accidentally deleted it of my server..........but it's back up again...and seems to be working fine again. Marco.

Maybe Yugo might have a suggestion???

Tex L

Surely, the most important thing
is to convert all the planet into
money. With enough money we can
have a great funeral as the whole
world is put in a grave.

I'm only quoting the Liberal Party.

I finally got the image,
(thanks Marco) but
not on this Xenox page!
I wonder what is going on.
Is Satan trying to stop me seeing
Marco's images?

Just read an article of another global threat that's killing people every day on a scale that makes terrorism pale into insignificance"

Hunger and malnutrition are killing nearly six million children a year, and more people are malnourished in sub-Saharan Africa this decade than in the 1990s, according to a UN report released today.

See here: http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/hunger-kills-6m-children-a-year-un/2005/11/23/1132421692595.html

Clearly, our national leaders don't really give a shit about life-threatening issues... unless of course they think they can glean some political mileage out of it...

Like our own discraceful PM Howard, Bush won't let a camera op pass! These people are creepy beyond belief.

Thanks Marco: you made my day!

And there I was thinking Bush was the most dangerous virus on earth! But when you're right you're right, Deadlink. Hell, more people have died choking on marmallows than from terrorist attacks. AIDS, or maybe some brand new pandemic (like the reconstructed 1918 flu escaping from a U.S. military lab?) is what the world should be uniting to fight. Too bad the Pope and the Shrub don't believe in using condoms... Too bad George Bush Snr didn't use one!

Hi Marco, for some reason
I cannot see your images on
Xenoxnews.

The future belongs to microbes.

Microbes in the dull masses.
Microbes in the mass media.
Microbes in business.
Microbes in government.
Microbes in religion.

I tried stimulating the phagocyte next door but all he gave me was some brasso?

Wiggins

Unmoved? Perhaps the PM requires a very large enema?

I've told 'em so many times,
"stimulate the phagocytes",
"just stimulate the phagocytes".
Did they listen to me? No!
It can make you feel so unwanted.

Well thank christ for that! Now I'll get some fucken sleep!

Isnt it good to have a true Aryan in charge of the Fatherland again?
And I agree with you Harry; it's about time those Poles moved over and let us have our land back!

M.Bormann
Argentina

When the Lying Rodent starts "freedom spreading" in Australia, I might shout you a beer at the local RSL, Digger. Meanwhile, enjoy the "bullshit spreading" the PM excells at!

Misha, that "somewhere" is an awful type of "nowhere".

"Honest" John is a destructive, deviant sociopath who must be put down like a rabid dog before this country replicates Nazi Germany. And dont say it cant happen here, bceause thats what Germans thought too... We're on the road to somewhere...