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This is... what... poetry??

Wrong again, Pat Riot. The "vast majority" of Australians (is that the same bunch of airheads comprising the "silent majority"?) do NOT agree with you, because the vast majority aren't even aware of what's going on. I was talking to a bloke the other day about Howard's pathetic attempts to "help" that poor sod hanged in Singapore. This bloke was a Lib voter last time round but reckoned he would not vote for the Rodent again... I asked if his change of mind had anything to do with the Rodent's un-Australian sediton laws. "What sedition laws? he asked. Yeah right: the "vast majority"!

Good on yer Greeny! Another first for Xenoxnews!

here's another good movie coming to a pay TV near you:

Homecoming

manufactured celebrity...welcome to the "new Wolrd Order"...no job no hope no peace no rest...

It's a pity that voters did not read this article before the election. The little cunt's lying an buying got him a fourth term.

Sober up Max!

Whatever moral highground the Americans may have once claimed (always a dubious, long shot), that clearly no longer applies. Under the Busheviks, America has demonstrated that is acceptable to invade other nations on a pretext, to kidnap and torture at will, to hold the world to ransom. No agreement, no rule, no law applies. Saddam may as well be relased from prison and given his old job back!

Johhny Boy - 4 eyes - thatsit

"Fuck you Johnny boy"?

I dont think I was thinking that at the time.

Given the Lying Rodent's complete stranglehold on parliament and his own cowardly party, the only recourse left to fair-minded Australians opposed to his divisive, deceitful and idealogically driven agenda is - as the Rodent is very well aware - by breaking the Law... the NEW Law, as enshrined in the L'i'l Bastard's draconian Sedition and I.R legislation... this IS war: a War on Rodentism!

You are having us on Iscariot!

Why do you people hate freedom and democracy so? Do you really want to live in a world run by Osama and the Mad Mullahs of Tehran?
By opposing PM Howard and President Bush on their crusade for freedom and democracy in the Middle East you are directly supporting the terrorists. When will you realise this? When you are forced to bow to Mecca 3 times a day?

I for one are glad we have the strong leaders like Bush and Howard facing down the terrorist threat. And guess what?

The vast majority of Australians agree with me, and not you.


Patriot

ps Coming soon more news on how Iran is behind the cowardly terrorism in Iraq.

Wouldn't drink it myself.
But you should feel free to
indulge yourself.
I won't tell...

Drinking dog piss now. Some people...

Attack Xenox? I can't believe
it's true!
Scrape up all the bits of the
little prick - I want to piss
on them with some recycled
dog piss.

John Judas Howards new terrorist laws only goes to prove he's by far the biggest terrorist in Australia. He should jail himself for life for being such a hypocrite.

That 70 year old prick must have blew a hole clean thru the wall!

Thanks RepoMan , you made my day !

Chato...an add for your graffiti-word art has been posted on aus.politics directing all and sundry to review your contributions here. Look out for
a flood of interest. .

Fuck that bitch Earth! She's here for OUR benefit; we are not here for hers!

The tart has the last laugh anyhow - we feed her with our rotten corpses.

Meanwhile she sits here mocking us. Well let's burn her fucking down. Use up all her resources and then piss off to another planet and see how she fucking survives all alone and barren of intelligent life.

Mother Earth? She is a barrenless dry cunt best represented by that dessicated old bitch Mother Teresa!

Burn baby burn!

FlimFlamMan

Got any pics of the carnage?

Howard was always a mean bitch!
When he was fighting the Turks
to preserve property prices
for the British empire, he was
only stopped by being wounded.
For his viciousness and his wound
he received the DSO
(Dick Shot Off).

I hear Jim Dandy was a great jockey.
And also a bugger in the sack.

Long John Lithgow

Australians voted in one of the most conservative corporate-driven governments Australia has ever seen. Did they expect anything else from this government? Isn't it ironic that the Howard government places so little faith in the vast majority of those who voted for it?

Good to see Ruddock is standing firm on the sedition law changes. This is the sort of rubbish we need them for; objectively pro-Al Qaeda nonsense that weakens our resolve against terrorism and puts our brave soldiers at risk.


Digger

Cranbourne

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they lose." - Mahatma Gandhi

There's no question that U.S. forces and their mercenary accomplices are engaged in war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan, but how can the world's most powerful criminal elite be brought to justice? Amerikkka under the Busheviks have discarded long established international agreements and legal conventions and run amuck like a crack head with a chainsaw... Shoot to kill?

Your people may have sold us
down the river, but I firmly
believe John Howard would never
ever do that to the Oz public.
Never - ever!
If I lost trust in the little
hero it would make all my faith
over the long years wasted, and
my life rendered meaningless!

If the sulky passive-aggressive
is reading this - go kill yourself
you useless cunt!

Why so blue? Look on the bright
side you silly old bugger.

and forever have it related to John Howard forever with a follow up post by Chato. Wow, real inviting.

As long as the leaks showed
"solidarity", (however violent,)
they were OK.
Any leak that suggests disunity
in the "coalition" is threatening
to the illusion of unanimity.
It is even worse when it suggests
that the main partner is a loony.

O course, by "birds" we mean
Leperal Party vultures.

The suffering of millions of poor and disposessed around the world does not even feature on George W Bush's 'to do" list as a side bar... America's only hope for redemption - and the world's only hope for a better future - is the impeachment and crinminal conviction of the current U.S. President and his cronies (Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld in particular).

Damn those birds.

Dear professor As-Featured, is there any truth to the rumour that Adolf Hitler survived WW2 and is secretly directing the fucken Bush Regime from a secret bunker beneath the Oval Orifice? After all, the Spear of destiny is - as we all know - in the hands of the Amerikkkans!

I never realsed history could be so entertaining. Please, does Xenox News have an insider who witnessed the Blair/ bush meetings? There must be some fascinating grist for the mill there!

I will.

LordyLordyLordy

I think they got paid by Centrelink
and went home after shaking hands
with Uncle Suckhole.

Have a nice long drink for me!

Y'know some days i feel just like Col Kurtz...

Exterminate the brutes!

But now Im calm. I sit here and watch the bubbles rise in my glass. Never ending. Most of the time its hard to give a shit..

Thank you MrChato for telling me the way you feel. Obviously its a help to you and the rest of us.

I pause to top the glass.

Lying back in the summer sun I watch the day go by and it washes over me and keeps me feeling warm and high.

Y'know there is not much better than drinking by yourself. Perhaps a nice lass with her lips round the flagpole; but that warm feeling and the knowledge your going nowhere but downhill...I dont need to fight it...reminds me of the balcony on Fitzroy St...

Dirty old town I live in.

Ive thrown the fucking phone off the balcony this time. You can text this right up your arse.

Now I remember what I was going to say.
Whatever happened to all those terrorists that were gunna blow us up?


LordyLordyLordy

He is in character alright,
Cap'n Short John Suckhole banging
the crew stupid. They seem to be
getting sick of it lately.

those Aussie surfers who beat off sharks with their fists...
either they are mean sons-of-bitches or the most peverted people on the planet (i mean, to beat off a shark with your fist can have two meanings...)

Buck
Dallas, Tx

Xenox News readers are no doubt wondering if the ship's crew have signed individual Australian Workplace Agreements as mandated by the scurviest, nit-infested, arse-sniffing pirate that ever sailed the seven seas: old Cap'n Short John Winston Harrrrr-arrrrr-ward!

His actions expressed the essence
of rugby - a real man's game...

Use Beazley as a pull-through.

I like to retain the illusion
that a female would not be so
dull.
I know. I'm a dreamer,
but I'm not the only one...

awwwwwwwww!
youse just all suck!

Raspberry Cordial

You meant:
"you're quoting a poof"

to use "your quoting a poof"
is incorrect.

I hope that this is the help
you were seeking.

Wasn't there some Rugby guy who liked to do exploratory surgery on the field, y'know, like poking his finger up your bum.

That sounds like a true mean arsehole of a Australian sport!