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The real problem that the Roman Paedophile clergy have with Marxist regimes is the scarcity of choir boys. I suspect that the Lord will not protect the clergy, because he did not protect the children when they needed protecting. You need to exist before you can do any protecting.
Father Castrato can take his fictitious Lucifer and his non-existent Lord with him to his favourite imagined Inferno.

It cannot be true. Monkey Wrench must be kidding. No Santa Claus? No Jesus in the sky with lollies? No white picket fences? No Howard/Costello prosperity? No happy multi-coloured people gently engaging in quaint little multicultural ethnic wars? "Skilled" migrants really drooling savages from the jungles of the third-world????
Oh no! Have we all been living a lie? [lots of sobbing here]

Labour party is the correct way of spelling the name of the party if it was a fair dinkum Australian organisation.

The spelling now reminds us of the US style politics of the one was workers party.

Note - the otherwise poor spelling on the banner might suggest it was put together by someone of lower socio-economic scale education - in other words a traditional Labor voter. It is the traditional lower socio-economic labor voter that the ALP hurts the most. It appears they are starting find this out.

Vultures like Bill Shorten prey on socio-economically disadvantaged areas to get his power base, while his true goals are for making more money for himself and other high flyers.

There is little difference between the corruption in labor and liberal parties.

Wake up, smell the flowers, and get over it.

Don't worry there's a cure.

I only know of the L-a-b-o-r Party. And what does the phrase "riches political party" mean?

After the excitement of the Howard era!

I can make stuff that is so awful, that reading just one line of it will kill you.
This is automated, it can run like an endless towel of various strange stuff.

Rub it in, why don't you? Cured me.

We have all seen just how much confidence the Oz public has in the Liberal Crime Party's capacity or will to protect us from anything at all.
In fact, most Aussies have concluded that most of them need PROTECTING from crazy old John's gang of misfits. That's why they have been flung out. Why do you think most Aussies would not let a Liberal Party stooge anywhere near their valuables under any circumstances?
As any sort of decent opposition they are total washouts, so don't look for help there either.

It is very sad that the Victorian ALP has been completly over run by branch stackers.

Fake invoices, kickbacks for family and business associates, dodgy process, the ruse called VCAT.

The Victorian ALP is about to pass laws this week that forbid the public from making Freedom of Information applications!!!

The ruling goes along the lines that if an FOI applicant can be deemed 'a nuisiance' (don't laugh, this is in the legislation) then they are forbidden to place FOI applications.

And who could be more than nuisance than someone requesting documentation which would reveal corruption in government, kickbacks, PPP deals etc etc?

So if you request a document from the Victorian State Government they can (as of next week) legally refuse to show you the docs on the basis that a minister considers you a nuisance.

And the minister is a bloke hand picked by a branchstacker near you.

Digger is spot on - the ALP (at least in Victoria) is being run along lines similar to the Bjelke Petersen era in QLD.

Brumby not only emphatically refuses an independant corruption commission like most other large states in Australia have, but now he (and the rest of the Labour Unity faction) are shutting down the Freedom Of Information act.

Oh I'm missin' you Johnny
Baby I'm missin' you
What did I do to deserve this?
I didn't even get one last kiss,
from you
Oh baby, Dubya took your love from me
He needed an angel so it seems
I need to feel your hands all over me
I need to feel you kissing me
I need to feel you holding me
I need to feel your touch
Cause I miss your love so much
And I can't keep on living this way
I need you here with me
Why could he take you away, from me?

Having a sulk are we Digger? What a pack of whining parasites you John-loving suckholes really are.
If you clowns miss Johnny so badly, you should form a groupies club and follow the little non-core arsewipe around the world.

Who is in power in all Australian governments? You cant continue to blame PM Howard for all our ills. It is about time the loony left took some blame for all the problems our country faces now we have wall to wall inept and corrupt ALP governments.

Digger,

Cranbourne

He got cornholed by the doctor.

Cracked it yet Tuttle?

With Dumerica sinking fast, the best is yet to come. Hang on to your skirts, folks!

"Spioneless?" The champers was biting I think.
Yes, let the putrid bastards stew. Their filth is in plain view now.

Opened the champers, sat back, and chortled my way through Monday's show as one Lib minister after another dumped all over Howard. What a pack of gutless bum-chewers! And what a spioneless old brat Costello is! And what a arrogant ponce Downer is! Rot in opposition for the next decade, boys, you earned it!

Digger says: "Labour crooks are worse than Liberal Party crooks." BZZZZZZZZZZZT WRONG!
Now I KNOW you are pulling my leg Digger. BTW, why aren't you in Iraqistan fighting alongside John and Petey to protect Oz property values?

Close to decoding this. When I have the full story it will blow the lid off the biggest scandal to hit the dimwit public since the Gib Gnab (or is that the Big Bang?)

In Australia the long tentacles of Satanic evil have set up their infernal clones: The GST and the FTA. So terrifying are these shady operations that the greasy media halfwits don't dare mention either of them.

Finally that tyrant Castro steps down.
But wait; he wants his brother to rule instead. Typical of his tinpot dictatorship.

Hey Fidel, not long now and me and my friends from Miami will be back to reclaim what is rightfully ours.

Tony Montana

I think that only good could come from encouraging our politicians and captains of "industry" to play with loaded guns. If they bring their usual competence into play, they would be blowing themselves away with great gusto. I can hardly wait.

No more late night coffee for me!
Finally start to sleep but then this friggin' nightmare. A crab thing that is really little Johhny Howard is scuttling along the pavement when suddenly he is lifted right up off his feet. His stumpy little legs whirl like a fan but some horrible thing like a giant mantis has grabbed his skull and is delicately eating away his head. The worst thing is how the mantis has such perfect table manners.

Is it a good enough reason to hate the Liberal Party merely because they are a pack of smug, homicidal drones?
I think it is.

Herr F, you did not mention the enemas. How one can get a sore throat from an enema is a secret that Alexander Downer will take to the grave.

dear sir are you referring to me... of a masturbating idiot...??? It is true I am shrouded in the horniness; it bites my soul and plugs my arse. But do you, dear sir, insult me with my dick tugging and pulling? My bed sheets are clean sir!

Lost in a wilderness of naked dreams,
Herr Fuck-my-knuckle

No we dont want the gunning and shooting...
We want the loving and rooting!

will Rudd deliver us that?

Yours in congealed pants,

Herr fruitfinger

In Australia they have The Sons of John (Cain). This outfit was run by a crazy old wino and a pack of gangsters. So after over a decade of mayhem they were all put out in a wheelie-bin for the last time.

Ayn Rand. Was she conservative? Maybe. But just what was she conserving really?

You didn't take them, but dammit, I want them back. AUSTRALIANS ARE DEMANDING THE RETURN OF THEIR FIREARMS!!!!

Rudd, we'll wait and see if'n you gonna deliver. But, we ain't waitn forever, boy.

Through the capture and interrogation of Iranian Clerics by American armed forces, they have been able to determine that most Iranian Clerics hide the Mark of the Beast 666, beneath their heavily bearded faces. Thse clerics are sworn to secrecy about their fraternal order of Satan. Otherwise known as Sons of Cain, they have sworn their alegience to serve the devil. The Sons of Cain advocate murder, rape, torture, skinning alive, acid baths, eyeball smash, electro shock torture, leukectomies, and poison induced trauma to fulfill Muslim Prophacy. US investigators have just begun to uncover this secret Muslim Sect, and are currently engaging in further intensive investigation of this matter.

is that it's the right thing to do just after you ship them all back to Africa where they came from.

The lady knew what she was talking about, regardless of her foreign ancestory. She was a bold conservative that kicked liberal ass before it was popular to kick liberal ass.

It's a pleasure to have you back.

Manilow - just more proof that there's a homosexual - Joo conspiracy out there.

First off, I reckon that Hillary will use Billy's Arkansas KKK to keep that black man down. Good chance she get's the nomination.

Second, ain't no one but blacks and idiots going to vote for the Muslim darkie.

Lordy, I am happy to help produce as many babies for the State as the corporations need to elevate their return to the CEOs and the fringe benefits to the trustworthy politicians.
As long as I don't actually have to eat them myself (the babies I mean, not the CEOs or the politicians)...

Yes CO, keep on contributing to that need above all else; economic growth.

I detect a snide implication that all is not well in Robopathia. Surely, if we absorb the received wisdom of the media halfwits on the idiot-box and watch spectator sports and do as we are told we will all be safe!? For my part I am determined to work harder, longer, cheaper, drive extreme distances to my rotten job, and live in a tent if it helps the property market.

John Howard worked his guts out for 11 years to make our nation the envy of the world. Why don't you lefty losers stop hounding him? Why don't you put your pea-brains on the current hack we have as PM; Kruddy. Oh, I'm sorry, I remember now. Kruddy can never do wrong, everything is Howard's fault...

Dimwits.

Digger,
Cranbourne

Can you do a piece on JohnHowlio the Lord of hot air?

Looks like a very small pair of balls and a pimple dick

Once is enough. Have they all left on the same train as Sir John Poxlington Howard? They can go with my blessings, and set the old wino up as their new Fuhrer somewhere far from this solar system. Yoo-hoo, Alan my little parrot, that means you too darling.

and extreme right wing political parties... those brown shirts sure could sing! "Tomorrow belongs to me!"

Not going to "embrace" this one. This is almost as exciting as the incurable, bacterial arse-rot that gays often get. The testicular MRSA in San Francisco is an incurable hoot, with all the huge pus-filled boils. Get your disinfectant out - now!

Should have really been "SORRY & THANKS FOR THE REAL ESTATE"

Where is Ricardovitz when you need him...

Probably still in shock that his Nation of Freedom looks like electing a black man as President!

Guns. That's how we sort this out. The way God intended from the start. You try to conquer me, and you get an arse full of lead. Okay?
Hundreds of Governments cannot be wrong.