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Gentle_Tenant 18 years ago Proverbs for the modern mind
Just like a barking dog, too stupid to shut up and save its own arse. You know what I hate most about southern pig-boys, Ricky? I hate their necks. Thick. That is bad enough, but they are short. So short that I have trouble finding the right place to cut without hitting too much bone.
BTW, I looked up your hero Gacy. He was the ugliest clown I've seen since that crack-freak that MacDonald's unleashed on the world. Gacy looked like another no-necker. At least Dahmer had a neck. Both dead now. Good.
Now, you just go run 'long and play with some yer own kind. Your just all pissy and such that your losing your ass and I got my eyeball on Some of that Tasmania land (you know, where you done already cleansed it of Aborigionies) fer $20/acre.

Yep, i got my eyeball out on that bit of green.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Are Australians Racists
The Tenant talks like a cement jungle monkey who's all wrapped up inside of some cement tower in one of them big Australien cities like Skidney or Hellborne. I seen pictures of them two Sadam and Gamora cities of yours - nothin good goin on there! Sin and blasphamey, y'all sure as a moon-cricket shows his shiny white teeth at night, is gona burn in hell.

FYI (that's internet for "fornicate you, Islamite) we don't do any inbreeding 'round here, like sisters and mothers and stuff like that. Cousins is fair game, though - they's fair game everywheres, even for you roo-screwers.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Proverbs for the modern mind
You's as dumb as a moon-cricket in the jowels of a slant-eyed locust

I got your pickle in my pocket, boy.


Nigga, Pleeeeeeze

He's as dumb looking as a blue-gummer sitten in a fresh plowed corn field.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago CHURCHILL'S COCK - AN OUTRAGEOUS MONSTER
Old Abdul from Terroran likes tiny peckers. Ain't that sumptin! You meet all kinda folks here on the internet, yep, all sorts of strange critters 'bout these parts.

See, I need to educate y'all on something here. Confederates don't write articles about tiny peckers. That just ain't what we is all about. No siree.
Well I am the author of the above article. But I am certainly not the author of that picture!

Abdul,

Tehran
Ricardovitz 18 years ago CHURCHILL'S COCK - AN OUTRAGEOUS MONSTER
I an't Abdul. Abdul ain't me. We ain't the same.

I cain't be no plainer than that, boys and girls

Only one of you Aussie Rainbow-boys or one of them Islamic Homosexual Cammel-Fornicator would put a picture of their penises fer others to gander at.
Never did we commence the bloodshed against Afghani sand dwellers! They attacked our kin-folk up in the Yankee States. That attack handed us the ticket to destroy all Muslims that we possibly can. Ain't no nevermind to me if you want to call them Afghani's Iraqi's, or Irunians.

If'n one of those Islam-preaching, butt-licking, dog-humping, goat-sperm-lapping Arabs kills one American in the name of their Satan-Allah, then we are justified to commit genocide on 'em all.

That's the way I see it, boys and girls, especially Sindy. We need to have a "scoarched-earth" policy when it comes to popp'in off Islamics terrorists.
LordyLordyLordy 18 years ago The Plain Truth
they'll be off the booze and drugs soon.
Unregistered 18 years ago CHURCHILL'S COCK - AN OUTRAGEOUS MONSTER
Has to be him don't it? OK Editor we need fair warning from now on.
Here's the Hillybilly translation but with Ricardoshitz spelling errors corrected:

Bad Noos Fo' Aussie Investo' Blokes..... Aestralia's stock market fell t'other 3 per cent t'a long time low o­n Friday, wif financial firms plummetin', o­n fears thet mo'e credit market collapses vaultin' th' US into a Great Depresshun unheard of on account o' th' 1930's. This hyar is murderin' th' global economies, an' Aestralia is gwine down wif it. THE Aestralian share market is in a quan'ary wif cornfidence badly sapped by bad noos about reckless lendin' an' pyramid investment hyar an' on overseas, leavin' all but th' sickess investo's runnin' t'th' banks t'git whut li'l money they haf lef' when share lostes approached hundreds of billions. As t'other volatile sesshun stripped huge percentages yessuhterday, stock advizzus were at a lost t'explain th' steep drops, sayin' investo' resilience had been shot t'pieces wif a complete absence of insteetooshunal buyin', made wo'se by a massive hedge fund sho't sellin' corntinuin' t'feed off th' dismal sentiment. Acco'din' t'repo'ts outta Sydney's financial districk, speckato's sar at least sevahal varmints leapin' fum tall buildin's. Th' benchmark S&P/ASX 200 index dropped 163.6 points t'5,271.9 by 0044 GMT, its lowess level on account o' th' Great Depresshun an' af'er fallin' agin in th' previous sesshun. Noo Zealan''s benchmark NZX-50 is at it's lowess levels evah. Aestralia's stocks fell, roun'in' out th' Aestralian All Ord'naries Index's mos' trimenjus weekly lost in two decades, af'er U.S. fo'eclosures retched a reco'd an' commodity prices dropped, cuss it all t' tarnation. South Car'linan cornsoomrs is ditchin' th' dollar fo' gold at a time when th' wo'ld is sellin' off huge gold resarves. Economists ain't evaluated th' long-term impack of this hyar yet, but o­ne South Car'linan economist, Dr. Fishkind, said: This hyar ain't fine; Ain't fine at all! Fry mah hide! Nashunal Aestralia Bank Ltd, cuss it all t' tarnation. tumbled t'a three-year low, leadin' financial companies lower, o­n corncern of massive home-loan defaults, as is happenin' in th' US, will provoke huge credit lostes. BHP Billy Joeiton plummeted fo' th' fust time in four days af'er a decline in metals prices. Margin calls were at a reco'd high an' investo's sar their retirement funds an' long term investments vanish into skimpy air. Babcock & Brown repo'ted thet "thar's no ind in sight.
Mouse2 18 years ago The Plain Truth
If any of these perverts sober up, we will both be in strife.
Mouse1 18 years ago The Plain Truth
Jesus! This place is dead! The hippies are stoned again, let's get the pics with cheese or bread in them.
You are a good man Doctor Benway. If you ever need anything sucked, I'm your man. It is about time that more God-fearing citizens stood up for family values, and property values, like you do. We cannot afford to have people doing whatever they want in a free country that John in his godly wisdom has granted us. You sure you don't need something licked, Doctor?
Hyacinth Howard 18 years ago CHURCHILL'S COCK - AN OUTRAGEOUS MONSTER
I thought this was about Winnie's poultry breeding.
DOCTOR_BENWAY 18 years ago Timeless wisdom
And Mouse2 would say: "They are all pissed or drugged out of their heads"
I miss those guys.
DOCTOR_BENWAY 18 years ago Timeless wisdom
Hanging out for stale bread and cheese man! Where's the hippies?
For some I suppose, this is a delicate subject, but down at the Recreational Psychiatry(TM) unit, we dive straight in with the scalpel - removing heaps of useless glandular tissue and those wasted areas of the brain. Rarely have I failed to convert a seemingly ruined example of sexual confusion into a useful toiler and consumer and taxpayer for the better people of society. And in our deepest souls, isn't that what we all want really?
Unregistered 18 years ago Coming Into Sydney
Unregistered 18 years ago CHURCHILL'S COCK - AN OUTRAGEOUS MONSTER
Aymericans are so full of themselves it makes me sick. And those in-bred Ricardo-types are like some sort of evolutionary throwback. o wonder you can't win any of the wars you start... Oh, wait there was little old Granada, wasn't there. Wow, what a great victory that was! Iraqis and Afghanis will be picking marines out of their teeth for years to come.
TEX LUMBAGO 18 years ago Timeless wisdom
dont matter. i fucked them. and they appreciated it.
Gentle_Tenant 18 years ago Timeless wisdom
Don't know about roots, I think you got arse-rot something fierce and it's travelled to your brain.
TEX LUMBAGO 18 years ago Timeless wisdom
very little...

i dont give a shit i got roots all over the world ;)
Gentle_Tenant 18 years ago Timeless wisdom
I thought you wanted some sheilas to visit this site. What are your chances now Einstein?
TEX LUMBAGO 18 years ago Timeless wisdom
One giant cock up ya arse!
Gentle_Tenant 18 years ago Timeless wisdom
I just seem to be needing a little extra help on this. Is there a prize?
Gentle_Tenant 18 years ago Are Australians Racists
You talking to me? Lordy, don't do that. Do I look stupid to you? Do I seem to be so socially retarded that I have to rape my own kin for some semi-human contact? Do I seem to be someone who hankers after naked pigs? Do I show all the signs of multi-generational inbreeding?
No, no and no, because I am not a dangerous hillbilly loon such as Ricardovitz. (Sorry Ricky, but I must defend my reputation)
LordyLordyLordy 18 years ago Are Australians Racists
Are you 2 the same person arguing with yourself?
Gentle_Tenant 18 years ago Are Australians Racists
You and the pigs been on the Jimson weed again Ricky? You have gone full mountain-loon crazy, bum-nugget. I thought you scrub bunnies knew about locoweed. I might become your manager and hire you out to Disney or at least a zoo or maybe a freak show.
Wasn't writtten in Hillbillinese.
Gentle_Tenant 18 years ago Australian Stock Market Anarchy: KA-BOOM!
Should have known it was you ape-boy. Seeing as you are so determined to steal decent folks' money, why not get your Jesus demon to do it for you? No point putting in any effort at all when demonic forces from Disneyland can do it all. While Jesus is out there father-raping and pig-kissing on your behalf, you could be lying in warm mud with your favourite pig, just as happy as a pig-boy in warm pigshit.
I wrote that...forgot to put my name to it.

Anywho, I'm hoping for the same thing. Got plenty of money and land, and looking to pick up some more real cheap. There are plenty of tenants out there looking to become my slaves.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Life can be beautiful
those funny little Gacey Clown pictures like they done took em theyselves.
Cynical observer 18 years ago Life can be beautiful
The links are to a PHP script. Images are not directly linked. Some servers disallow remote linking in any case.
Gentle_Tenant 18 years ago Australian Stock Market Anarchy: KA-BOOM!
The tenant is hoping that this vortex finishes a few rapacious landlords as well. Jump! Jump! Jump you filthy bastards!
TEX LUMBAGO 18 years ago Life can be beautiful
The links must be dead.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Life can be beautiful
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Life can be beautiful
Dahamer's techniques were juvinle compared with Gacey's: Gacy started taking on jobs as "Pogo the Clown" to entertain children and was given a job as secretary treasurer in the street lighting commission. Gacy continued to cause problems with his sexual advances, approaching a young boy named Tony Antonucci who fought his advances with a chair. A month later, Gacy attempted to handcuff the boy and undress him at his house, but the boy wrestled loose and handcuffed Gacy, making him promise that he would never touch him again. Gacy began to cause more problems when boys that worked for him started disappearing. A number of his employees had gone missing before the police brought him in for questioning. Gacy denied any knowledge of the boys' whereabouts, but the police ran a background check and, finding the sodomy charges, obtained a search warrant for Gacy's house. On December 13, 1978, the police entered his house and found plenty of incriminating evidence such as child pornography, handcuffs, rubber dildos, and ropes. After being unable to charge Gacy on anything other than drug possession, the police did some intense interrogations and began to discover that some of the evidence had belonged to the boys that disappeared. They questioned Gacy further, who admitted that he had killed someone in self-defense and buried them beneath his garage. The police eventually found thirty bodies on Gacy's property, as well as several other in nearby areas, such as the river. Police discovered a total of thirty-three bodies and Gacy's trial began on February 6, 1980. Gacy was found guilty after a short trial and sentenced to death by lethal injection. on May 10, 1994, after a failed appeal, he was executed, ending a criminal legacy that horrified the nation
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Are Australians Racists
I think its quite funny - ain't nothin wrong with it, the way I see it. y'all just get so riled up about mild racial remarks - its just plum funny to us Confederates.

Regarding Old Hippies - there's just sometinhg stanky 'bout the. Hate 'em. Cain't stand 'em. Ain't nothin better than kicking an old hippie boozin bum lyin 'round in the streets of some big cement city.
Unregistered 18 years ago Are Australians Racists
and don't forget

"waaah all Australian's are racists"

and

"waah old hippies complain all the time"
I reckon I didn't mean to cry too much - I knows you got your hands all fulled up with them Hippy cry-babies.
Ricardovitz 18 years ago Are Australians Racists
You old hippies is aways complaining 'bout something.

"I can't see, the types tooooo small"

"My lungs don't work, they's too clogged up with tar and soot"

"My hip needs replacing, and the guberment won't pay for it waaaaa"

"My Knee hurts and ain't no doctor gonna give me a new one for freeeeee"

"waaaaa I cain't get me cocaine and heroin"

"The planet's too hot"

"My 7th wife is too cold"

"I got mugged by a bunch of thugs and the police didn't do a damn thing about it waaaaaaaa"

"There are too many people with guns, and I ain't got one, 'cause I'm too stupid to figure out how it works"
Secret hook-up joint?!! Fuck no wonder I never pick up here. C'mon wave the rainbow flag and let everyone know!
Dazza 18 years ago Are Australians Racists
I can't read what the gippo is writing about it! Not even when I squint. The letters are too small. And I can't make the text bigger in my browser settings. Changing the text size to larger doesn't do anything! Which gippo dago cunt n*g*e* whore bastard created the stylesheet for this website? Some coolie web developer in Mumbai I bet.
DOCTOR_BENWAY 18 years ago Life can be beautiful
My dear Cynical observer, I do take your point, but I must speak out in defence of the poorly understood Dahmer technique. It is true that the method was crude in the extreme, but we must admire it for its sheer artistic verve. After all, I myself destroyed many perfectly good brains in the never-ending quest for the perfectly conforming consumer and worker. A more noble goal is hard to imagine.
Cynical observer 18 years ago Life can be beautiful
The Jeffrey L. Dahmer drilling technique is clearly still a black art, and cannot yet be called a mature engineering discipline.
(IMHO)
Gentle_Tenant 18 years ago Dalai Lama's Difficult Predicament
Ricky, you know how it tastes when you take your favourite pig to bed for a good old hillbilly butt-sucking? Well, it would certainly taste a whole lot better than that.
Cynical observer 18 years ago Are Australians Racists
With the putrid future that Aussies are building for themselves, one would think racism will soon be the least of their problems. I suggest mass-extermination of sports "stars" and their fans, to make a little elbow room and perhaps buy a little time.
Fragile Fritz 18 years ago Humanity Bypass #1
You're scaring me!


Where is Eva when you need her? My sweet little turtle dove...

 

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