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As usual, Labor inherits a Liberal (in name only) mess. Once things come good again, no doubt the libs will get back in and claim success. Democracy? You are dreaming!

No thanks. Even five-fingered mary gotta be better

Rubbish! Where are the short skirts and white socks?

Those chicks can sure work harder for me...

I'll handle the longer bit!

Herr 'horny' Fucknuckle

I have given this long thought, and I think that I must tell you. I deplore the scarcity of insane hatred directed at Australia's worst Subprime Minishitter ever, and I hope Xenoxnews does something to address this pathetic shortfall. I am only a lonely voice in the wilderness - Lord knows, I have tried...

All you Howard supporters are so quick to accuse "lefties" of sitting on their arses, but tell me Digger what do you do for this country aside from whine and bitch all day, and perhaps steal money off your employees? Australia IS bankrupt, not that 11 years of tyranny had anything to do with that. Oh no this occured over the past 2 months I suppose? And should I even get onto Howards' days of Treasurer? Or how about the fact we've been in a useless 6 year long war that no good has come of? Except bring the eyes of terrorists TO us.

Take some responsibility for a change.

Digger, you must mean crazy old John's massive multi-trillion dollar household debt that is destroying so many Aussies.
I hope you have noticed the latest victim of non-core John's new media laws - the Bulletin magazine has been closed down by its foreign owners. John really increased the foreign ownership of Australia, while leaving the battlers with massive debt.
Now piss-off to Iraq and do your duty for toxic John and his rich neocon buddies.

Your insane hatred of Australia's greatest ever PM is blinding you to what new PM Kruddy is doing. Soon Australia will have a bankrupt Government and it's trillion dollar economy in turmoil as Krudd and his Union bosses begin their inept management of our economy.

Pretty soon even the most hard core leftie loony will be pining for the days of John.

Digger,

Cranbourne

I will draw your attention to the pathetic condition of Aussie markets. Why would anybody buy or trade shares? Did John and Peter feed the economy Ratsak(TM) for all those long, awful years?

Dry-up Digger, you are just a pathetic wreck. I doubt John will pay any tax for real, but who cares? I'm after non-core John's blood.
BTW, have you noticed how his "prosperity" was just as false as his non-core promises?

How about you dole-bludgers and petty whining lefties repaying the rest of us hard working Australians by getting of your arse and doing a decent days work?

Digger,

Cranbourne

I would pay to see the little non-core lunatic (if he was hanging from a meat-hook, slowly twisting in the breeze.)

I'm sure we will get the usual Xenoxnews quality. Just get it out! Who cares?

It obviously hurt you more than it did me!

Don't you know? To shift a blockage, just playback a John Howard speech. Always gives me the shits anyway! Very high productivity!

Well, it is hard to win when pricks like Garrett betray us.

There is no hope for the earth.

Talking about ships- farewell port phillip bay. Another environmental disaster we can thank Garrett for. Thank you - you fucken bald headed moron.

Dumping tonnes and tonnes of toxic waste in the middle of our bay. Good one knob head.

I thought the bald one was the pinup boy for you lefty losers? He is a perfect role model: loves to spout rhetoric while actually doing nothing.

Like all-talk-no-action lefties!

Digger,
Cranbourne

Or put Garrett on it and call it The Bounty

Look what happened after non-core John and gormless Irwin started shamelessly hugging each other in public. Irwin kills himself stupidly, then his mate John throws it all away politically.
I tell you, no good can come from naming a ship after Steve Irwin. Why not name it The Flying Dutchman or the Titanic?

there's just no getting through to sub-humans such as digger and other lowlife pissweak scum like him.

I just love it when self-styled "capitalists" brag about the wealth they have "created" out of thin air. Nice conceit, but it will not save these retards from their own incompetence and idiocy.

I want to save the world but I need my computer and car and the fridge, the occasional trip on a jumbo jet, Hollywood movies and Safeway products. Will that be OK?

Interest rates and oil prices were set to rise before Rudd was elected. You think the damage Howard did is gonna be fixed over night just like that? Quit your bitchin' sure saving the whales isn't the best thing Rudd should be doing but at least he's doing something.

You greeny nutcases would have us all living in caves and chewing grass. You forget that it is capitalism's ingenuity that has created the wealth we have now and it will be capitalism that will handle any problem that 'mother nature' can throw at us.

But if you pot smoking hippies don't agree, fine. Just piss off back to your caves and stay there. Let the rest of us get on with the business of making wealth for ourselves and our children.

Graeme,

Caulfield

More heat, less water, less food, less oil, more people... Hmm, no light at the end of this tunnel, just a long, slow slide to catastrophe for a species too greedy to think beyond today

Those blubbering sooks were happy to get stuck while crazy old John was making non-core promises. Now they want sugar-daddy Rudd to save them from their greed and stupidity. Will he try to save the babies? I don't think so.

Intelligence? Has it already arrived? Must have missed noticing it. It must have been a very short visit indeed.

We can only hope that Rudd lets the John-lovers fall right into the shit trap that non-core John laid for trusting Aussies. Why should Rudd try to fix Johnnie's debt mess? Fuck them all! Try and get non-core John's tar-baby off yourselves you trusting idiots. Blaming Rudd will get you nowhere.

Guess what Digger? The stock market is crashing; and guess who is PM?

That's right, the darling of the latte sippers Kruddy. This union toy-boy is going to lose all our super because of his inept economic management.

Fuck him, fuck the whales, and fuck off lefties!

Da Cordial is in da House,
The lefties shit their pants...

Send crazy old John the bill for Iraq, and then sue him for deceptive trade practices in a class-action by all the suckers who trusted him and borrowed big because "John promised..."

A better effort than Howard's - he couldn't even save himself! Moving government debt onto the back of private citizens was his only trick (other than the filthy GST.)

They love him in Saudi Arabia!

Mom

Trev my good lad - I forgot to ask. Do you want fries and GST with your torment? Of course you will get them, even if you don't want them - stuffed up your nostrils with chilli powder. Thank you for choosing Satan. Have a good day.

Dearest Trevor, even though you are so far unaware that you are now living in Hell, I would be happy for you to smoke as many dystopian futures as it takes to start you screaming and gnashing your teeth. Of course you will be allowed to gnaw off your feet in agony - your tongue can be chewed to good effect as well. We cater for all torments.
- In the service of The Dark Lord

Here's the bottom line. There are about 6 billion people in the world today. There will be about 12 billion people in the world about 5 years from now.

Global warming is melting the polar icecaps, and coastal land will be going underwater.

Inflation is at about 7%

So, you tell me, which would you rather own:

1. $400,000 US currency
2. $400,000 Stock in US steel
3. 444 ounces of shiney yellow metal
4. 4,000 barrels of unrefined oil or:
5. 30 acres of beautiful, lush green mountain highland all to yourself that you can call your own "kingdom" or subdivide it into little kingdoms that only very very wealthy Chinks can afford in 10 years?

Dear Chang, as much as I like "soggy pretzel in the rain" - the pretzel that nearly choked Bush is my favourite.

even a dimwit like bush must have suddenly wondered how history will rate his antics. this sudden interest in palestinian justice is just another vague thought bubble that will pass from dubya's brain like a soggy pretzel in the rain

Mons, What I want to know is why were the Iranians patrolling their own coastline. Don't the Yanks own everywhere now? Many Iranians see Americans as devils after the manipulations and horrors they suffered at the hands of the USA. Not everyone forgets these things.

I don't know about bedrock, more like bedbugs I think. Labor is somewhat infected also. Lie down with real-estate parasites - wake up with bedbugs.

This is almost as amusing as the news articles reporting Iranian speedboats "menacing" those poor little helpless U.S. warships in the Gulf.

They are the bedrock of Liberal Party membership.

Is there life on Mars?

Where is Jesus? I want to see Jesus, and I want to get my reward! Shit, it's hot around here! This is not Kirribilli House, is it?

Errr, I hope you paid GST on that, Hippy. I suppose you have noticed how much better life is since GST was imposed. You have noticed that - haven't you?

I thought you would have curled up an died after listening to your dreary Cure music all summer.

Digger,

Cranbourne

i'm with ya on that one, Howard Hater. I've requested the fuckwit Digga and his inbred ignorant bumchums to fuck off to Iraq and Afghanistan to do their pathetic patriotic thing but they are all too gutless. they talk but are yet to walk. a bit like members of the arsehole Ausmerican cricket team.

No point in having those daffy, crack-fed good old boys shooting each other down!

I demand that Xenoxnews sacks the Foreign Affairs Desk. The writer is obviously drunk and disorderly. A bloody disgrace! What's happening to this pesthole? Has everything been subcontracted to Mugabe Governance Incorporated?

It is always comforting to see how community leaders have their fingers on the pulse in their usual expert way. I believe we can all sleep easy - in the manner of those who were blissfully unaware of the Wall Street crash that would greet them in the morning.