70 YEAR OLD AUSSIE PM HOWARD SAYS: "CHIP NO POOF!"

Australia's doddering PM , 70 year old John Howard, today leapt to the defence of Aussie actor icon Chips Rafferty.
"I cannot believe Chips Rafferty was a poo jabber!" said PM Howard. He was responding to comments made at Aussie gay icon Graham Kennedy's funeral.
"I rememeber seeing Chips in the theatre when I was a child last century,"
said PM Howard,
"He was a true blue digger, not a freckle punching fairy!"

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