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@Mr. RepublicanBaaa, baaa, baaaa.

SHUT IT DOWN! KEEP IT SHUT! SHUT UP DEMOCRATS! Power to the people. Federal Workers go home. Stay home. Don't come back. Ever. Because Trump just said "YOU'RE FIRED".

@PatriotDeath to reason more like it. Every one is off there head these days what the fuck happened. How the fuck can people even stand to look at a politician and fuck Pele anyway

Steal softly thru sunshine.
Steal softly thru snow.

Who is this McTiller fella? Seems like a right salty bum! I bet he is related to one of those pig-stealing Hatfields. In fact I'd bet my sister's well used pussy on it!

Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht! Die Jüdin Jungfräuliches Kind.

Silent is probably better for this one.

@UnregisteredDeath to treason!

I used play soccer with Pelé.

@Dennis (with two "n's")Doofus mate. I live in an a rarefied world of pleasure and chicks. And you worry about your pronouns. Stop being so shy and maybe you can get a root. Even if it is 'Lola' at least it is a place to put ya little peeny!

At least my name is not Pennis.

That's "two O's" Petterr whose birthing person didn't think to provide you with a correctly spelled Christian name. Regretfully, said birthing person neither thought to teach you proper grammar, rather releasing you into this world forever fated to speak like a Nigerian sniffing about for English money.

@Dennis (with two "n's")I think you are wrong there Doofus (with two 0). Lots of loving parents give their kids strange names nowadays.

@Denis (with one "n")Denis, as I have both a mum and a pops, they both thought to provide me a proper name - Dennis with 2 n's. This demonstrates that they care about me. Thus, I walk with a spring in my step and joy in my heart. You, quite evidently are missing an n and from this I deduce you are missing a parent. I suppose they did not care enough to give you a proper name, quite wretched.

I recognised someone once. Well I think it was them. Forgotten now though.

Donald and Joe. The perfect decrepit couple for the turd nation USA.

@DonaldDONALD, you lying dog face pony humper, you never won....JILL, did I win the Lotto.....oh, you're not Jill, Jill stole all my blue pills......are you a good nurse or a bad nurse.....I WANT MY BLUE PILL, Jill.....Jill, can you be a dear and sit on my lap while I eat a plate of blue pills.....oh, nurse......no DONALD DONALD, you.....nurse? Jill? Did we beat medicare?

Ukraine will win back and win biggley, all of its territory from Russia, and maybe some extra as commission owed to the United States for what we have expended on this meat grinder.

Russia is a soiled toilet paper tiger with a failing economy - making it an official "shithole country". But, I promise to make Russia great again, just this time without any Russians. It isn't about what Ukraine will get, its now about what Putin will give ME, the Donald, if he doesn't want us to sick hungry, rabid Mossad Agents on his bloodied ass. And, then after the Jews get done ripping his balls off (you know how the Jews love to eat Russian Balls - its a delicacy over there), then my military will secure everything between Estonia and east-bumfuck Moscow for the New Yankee Nickel Mining Corporation.

MRAF - Make Russia America's Forever, that's what WINNING BIGGLEY looks like. Oh, and Greenland too. And, let's not forget Canada - them too.

No, thank god he doesn't.

Does this Gross guy ever shut the fuck up?

Than, Corpuscle Bruce, I reckon I Kin Kount Kwickly on yer vote.....fer......RICARDOVITZ PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSTRALIA!!!

@RicardovitzGood idea Mr Ricardovitz. The Aussie Digger has a long history of brave and fair fighting. From the time we landed at Gallipoli to free the Dardanelles for Churchill, to when we liberated Khartoum from the Sudanese for Churchill again. The Aussie Digger has done everything his betters have asked him.

So send us back to Baghram! We will get your airport President Littlehands!

Achganistain be "train'n ground" fer Australia. Dirty, dusty cuntries, the lot of 'em. Fret no more! Rickardovitz 'll Make Australia Gooder 'n Never Again!!! MAGNA.

He's just going for the kebabs. Kebabs is winning.

Andnow it looks like the Yanks are about to have another crack at Afghanistan. You would think President Small Hands would know better...

@DonaldOh Donald. As we can see by your list, your dump is surely one big shithole country!

And in regards to our wide brown land. Thank god we have these 'immigrants', otherwise we'd be eating the same slop you serve up in your resorts.

[quote=Tex Lumbago]Nonsense Donald. We have a long history of no-nonsense journalism and truth telling. You, on the other hand, are a non-stop bullshit artist like many from your shithole country (looking at you Ricardovitz).
My Country? I run a big beautiful country, with spacious skies, amber waves of grain, majestic purple mountains and a fruity left-coast plain - I'm working had to fix that one. We have gorgeous golf courses, serious ski resorts, glamours gun ranges, sick skateboard parks, and yuppy yacht clubs everywhere. Big beautiful golf courses! I own the best golf courses, you wouldn't even be invited to play there.

But, what does Australia have? Its 99% a big ugly sandbox with 2 third-class cities, Melbourne and Sydney on its coast. Cities which are overrun with middle-eastern and oriental immigrants. That guy, Ricardovitz, he's not one of our best and brightest for sure. Still, I think he could help Australia win bigger than that wanker of yours, Anthony Albanese.

@DonaldNonsense Donald. We have a long history of no-nonsense journalism and truth telling. You, on the other hand, are a non-stop bullshit artist like many from your shithole country (looking at you Ricardovitz).

@DonaldTo these cunts bombing kids arms and legs off is winning fuck right off

@DonaldYeah he is a descendant of the guy who invented algebra.

@Sid from Tel AvivI smell a Muslim running this rag. Seems the Arab gets offended when his prophet, Muhammed, tells him what's in the Quran. That's losing. That's Xenox News not being "fair dinkum". That's Xenox News allowing only speech which Xenox News approves of. I'm all about Winning. And, Winning Bigley. Christian Knights shall save the world from Islamic speech-stiflers. I will make sure of it. Just like I will make sure Intel wins bigley too.

@Profit MotiveOK Mr Motive. I am ready to hear more. But surely you know the way to a mans heart is through his wallet So for one last time...

SHOW ME THE MONEY!

I just put my little girl in the shower with me. That made her all slippery without me having to get on my arthritic knees and lick anything. JILL, I'M BUSY! That Donald Trump is a criminal, a Senator from Rome when Kamalah burned her fiddle and speaking of fiddling, nothing beats a good shower-fiddling...but not with Kamalah, she's too black and old....wait.....JILL, STAY OUT...STAY OUT,DAMNIT....anyway, we......beat.......Medicare.

@Sid from Tel AvivWhy y'all Jews be shitt'n on Muhammed? He dern't murder Jesus, jest raped 'n buggered a 9-year old girl.

@Little Lord FauntleroyAll Financials, and even Infidelities, are bound by the laws I dictate in my Kuran. My holey book. The book of My Pal Anon and Profit Motive. I tell you, as a man you may buy and sell women, like cattle and camels. When you own a woman you may have your sexual way with her, and she must submit to your every desire. If you bargained for a refund-and-return policy in advance, so be it - it is our way, the Profit Motive way. You may return her without obligation to the previous owner, pay a "re-stocking fee", even if you sampled the goods, so long as she is still worth what you agreed to pay for her.

Why do you question me, you Kafir! I am the one and only messenger of My Pal Anon, Mirrorman, Alfred, Charley and the Chocolate Factory, and heaps more. Nothing has changed except for the ignorant, wicked ways of my brothers in Financials. READ MY BOOK, and you shall be elightened on the Financial Laws of property including women and little girls who entice and stir your cooking pots.

@Deep State LarryNot yet anyway.

@Profit MotiveWell it seems things have changed since I visited the Gulf states for a bit of rumpy-pumpy. Back in the day all it took was a few gold shekels and a quiet whisper in the ear of the Emir to spreadeagle a hookah. But now Mr Motive is telling us you need to get some sort of legal ruling for a bit of leg over. Bugger that! Seems like just too much bother for me.

@Profit MotiveBut Mr Motive, where's the money?

WHERE'S THE MONEY?

Try cunnilingus first. It can make the whole episode a lot smoother

Wickedness found in my children of Qatar Allah to sick his barking Jew-Devils upon them. Quran say "Whoever runs a brothel of prostitution or contributes to its opening or running commits acts against the Profit Motive and shall be punished with imprisonment and more".

I receive information from the Most High that my Profit children are being seduced by Filipina slave-women on the MeetMe app in Doha brothels. They are goaded into paying for sex without being married to the woman. This is against the Fiscal law that I dictate to all Profit under penalty of death and dismemberment! These Kafir lead my children astray.

However, I, Profit Motive, giveth my Profit Brothers a "work-around", because Allah has made Man with insatiable desires which must be satisfied. Read and study my Book, the Quran, and you shall find your answer. Fiscal Law permits concubinage in Fiscal such that a man may have intercourse with his female slave. And, the owners of such slave may sell his female slave on the slave market to another man, who will be permitted to have intercourse with her as her new owner. However, Fiscal provides an "escape clause" where after intercourse he must return his ownership of the slave to her previous owner on the pretext of discontent and his debt thus extinguished. This is the only legal and accepted method for Men to sex unmarried Women In Fiscal.

I, the Profit Motive, have spoked.

@RicardovitzThat Charley was just a patsy. Something to get the dimwitted rednecks like Ricky all riled up. After this will come the crackdown. But don't worry Ricky, we won't be cracking down on you.

I did notice them and to be honest they did kind of rile me up a bit. Do you think that their appearance meet the criteria of motive?

@Desiderius Arnaz RoterodamusPoindexters gonna poin.

On average nine women are murdered in Australia every week. Yes, nearly 500 per year.

80% of the time the murderers are men between the ages of 20 and 44.

But yeah, let's deport teenagers in gangs.

@Crocasaurus Mine is sharpened, and ready to hack off the noggin of any plant stubborn enough to stand in my way!

It's all there in the gums. Clear as day.

Dern't you go blaspham'n Charlie Kirk - dat man's with thar Lord in his good graces - tain't no gooder man 'n this here world 'n Charlie James Kirk. Now, Flam, ya touch'n on a topic dat gimme thar shit-skittles - MAX GROSS 'N HIS CIA-FBI STOOGES!!! I reckon 'ol Max gonna send his goons fer me, cuz Max dern't like no auntropenure, self-starter, land baron like me. Nosiree, dat commie-stooge HATE folks like 'ol Ricky. Folks who no how tar make thangs works. Folks good at work'n land 'n manag'n ornery Negros ta get 'n honest day's work out of 'em.

@RicardovitzMaybe thats what Mossad did to old moonface Charlie Kirk? Shot him up so they could dice&slice him for the Ukies.
Better watch out Ricky. They might be after your fatass good old boy body next!

PAL-A-STEINIANS - they all dead. World dern't needa be pestered by 'em no more. Dern't know why CIA Stooge Max Gross all up in a dither 'bout it. I reckon Israel meat-packers is slice'n 'n dice'n up all them dead Hamas-on-Ice 'n make'n em inta MRE's fer Ukraine Soldiers. When them dirty-brown Koreans see them Ukies eat'n fresh-cured Hamas, they is likely tar break ranks with thar Commies 'n join the Ukies in a feast. Maxie, ya needa say 3 HAIL-MARRIES, 'n pray Aussie-Land send ya to thar Russian Front fer ya to gnaw on one of them Israel-MRE's!!!

Yanks shooting each other. Is there nothing more American?