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Well normally I ain't to excited by bestiality, but the thought of Satan fucking a goat excites me like Jesus fucking Valerie!I'm off to the dunny; back in a few minutes.Yours dribbling from the eye,Hairy Buttknuckle

Poor old Satan; so maligned by those nasty christians. [img]http://tinyurl.com/6smtfld[/img]

I've always fancied the cloven hoofed one as my deity. I mean, as discussed elsewhere in this august journal, who would trust a bare footed jewish hippy with a beard? Only a fool.Get with the strength. Get with Satan.

I would have to agree that a beard can make a bloke look like a cunt:[img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/component/option,com_joomgallery/Itemid,330/format,raw/id,911/type,img/view,image/[/img]

I have a chisel I could lend you

Scientists are confirming that the hole in the earth's magnetosphere is gaping wide.Why is it a problem? Because toward the end of this year solar activity is due to increase dramatically.Where once the magnetosphere would have protected us from these massive solar flares, the current defenceless position will see chaos worldwide. Our electricity grids for one will be fried. If humans aren't wiped out at year's end you will have to, at the very least, revert back to the paper version of Xenox News...if you can get any paper and writing implements. Any of you mugs good at rock carving?

I was going to take FlimFlam to task for the weak kneed racist/sexist taunt however I just watched Q and A from Monday and after watching this Mirabella in action I have only unsavoury words to describe her myself.And she will be the Liberal Minister for Industry. I thought the ALP had some no-hopers on their team! YeeGads. We are in trouble people.Q and A starring the Sophie Mirabella - don't bother just think yuk and dumb: [url]http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s3489812.htm[/url]

What about the bloke who sports a XA logo in his beard? How does this type of beard affect the matrix?[img]http://epicbeard.net/beards/resized/466.jpg
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I reckon that wog bitch Sophie Mirabella has a beard... Or at least a moustache!

With a few exceptions, most beard wearers are fat lazy cunts

Yes interesting, this issue will certainly be re-visited by the MSM as the elections come closer. Check this article in the Australian from last year:"Some Liberals believe the activities of the religious Right are increasingly becoming a matter for Tony Abbott."[url]http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/opus-dei-shapes-as-a-challenge-for-abbott/story-fn59niix-1226065960567[/url]

Opened it up for me

Oh Fritz! I don't care. We coo like two turtle doves when your mouth is on my muff!

She says its like sand paper after I shave.

I think beardies are generally a confused lot. Their facial hair goes through all sorts of weird phases: five=o'clock shadow, bristles, gaoties, moes, full, half, thick, thin, and in bits and pieces with a patch here and there. Meanwhile, the clean shaven man knows what he wants: a vagina just as clean into which he can bury his scratch-free face!

Two types of beard wearers:1. The manicured and styled beard or moustache2. The beard that grows naturally through laziness (not by design)Draw your further conclusions ladies and gentlemen

What does the beard wearer want? That to me is the fundamental question. Do they want to stand out from the crowd?Assert their manliness?Make themselves more attractive to the opposite sex?Is it a way to compensate for other weaknesses they possess? The questions are endless. But one thing is certain; at the bottom of every beard wearer is a deep and uncontrollable perversion. You only have to look at the beard wearers through history to see the proof of this assertion.

It takes a certain man to carry off the look. Not any himbo can sprout a beard and look civilised. Gentleman, I don't mean to go all Godwin on you, but I present someone who could wear facial hair:[img]http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6301484_f260.jpg
[/img]Even in his later years he still could hold the look!

Bill Shorten goes viral on the internet in Pythonesque type fashion. What makes it funny is that he sounds serious.'I support what our prime minister has said.''But you don't know what that is?' replies the political editor.Mr Shorten said: 'Well I'm sure she's right.'[url]/url]

Fuck Rupert and cockeyed sons.

I've always found that truth comes in 750ml brown bottles

I come old friend from Hell tonightAcross the rotting sea

So what's new? Remember General MacArthur? The hero of Manila, the governor of Japan and the jackass of Korea? In 1932 tens of thousands of Depression Era army veterans, many unemployed and destitute, came to Washington, D.C. "to demand immediate payment of their bonus. They proclaimed themselves the Bonus Expeditionary Force but the public dubbed them the "Bonus Army." Raising ramshackle camps at various places around the city, they waited". What they got was MacArthur commanding infantry and cavalry supported by six tanks. The so-called Bonus Army was attacked and their camp torched. "Two babies died and nearby hospitals overwhelmed with casualties. Eisenhower later wrote, "the whole scene was pitiful. The veterans were ragged, ill-fed, and felt themselves badly abused. To suddenly see the whole encampment going up in flames just added to the pity." That's your US democracy for you. Then as now. Remember Hooverville. Never forget it! http://coat.ncf.ca/our_magazine/links/53/4.pdf

ANZAC Day in Australia is really just ANAC Day. Those parochial inbred Auzzies always leave out the New Zealand contingent.

Suspicion breeds confidence. And remember: we're all in it together.

And you wonder why need stronger laws to deal with these people? Here you have they typical example of inducing terrorism by verbal assault.

Having difficulties with the 'more sex' component. Does masturbation count?

Welcome to the NEW Age of Reason. More dope, more grog, more sex. Life as it should and must be lived! Hellalujia!

Glad to see someone is thinking about the important things; rather than the usual 'she said, he said' rubbish the mainstream media serves up. Better you think about it, tell me what's right, and then I'll follow.

"Of all the things, why must we have no 'erb? Because 'erb is the healing of the nation and when we smoke 'erb we can communicate with each other and live better. When you smoke 'erb you see the system in front of you, and people don't want war when they smoke 'erb." - Bob Marley

I've always found the IPA to be credible, reliable, and accurate.I am of course referring to the Institute of Pubic Affairs (see here: [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Middle-East/IRAQ-A-FREE-ENTERPRISE-PARADISE-IN-THE-MAKING.html[/url]). That other mob, the Institute of Public Affairs are rubbish. Look at the weirdos they employ; that Chris Berg looks like a girl. Is he one?

Source: IPA? The discredited IPA??? The fucking gutter-trawling IPA??? The neo-con propagandist IPA???? You have got to be shitting me!

And a steady job is important too?

One fact that the potheads never fail to mention is this:\"50% of those who smoke pot regularly do not have a steady job."Source: IPAPot smoking is typical behavior of latte sippers; no responsibility taken.

Its a mad world alright. The US owns it.[img]http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/06/20/2mega_watermark_ugc1214221.jpg
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Yessiree. It's time to cut and run, folks. Once again, when Uncle Same (er, Uncle Obama, in this case) blows the whistle, our brave Diggers will bolt, leaving the Afghans to themselves. Oh, we'll come to some arrangement with the Taliban (once they've massacred Kazai and his cronies) and the mission will be well and truly accomplished. Nothing gained except increasing resentment and animosity all over the fucking place.

"It's estimated that to kill yourself with pot, you would need to smoke 1,500 pounds of marijuana in 15 minutes"Giant George the biggest dog in the world:[url]http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/18/giant-george-biggest-dog-in-the-world_n_1435705.html#s883828[/url]

Thousands of marijuana smokers gather to celebrate 4/20 at the Vancouver Art Gallery in Vancouver, British Columbia, Friday April 20, 2012, 420, 4:20, or 4/20Observances based on the number include the time (4:20 pm) as well as the date (April 20). (pronounced four-twenty) is a term used in North America and refers to the consumption of marijuana with some events having a political nature to them, advocating for the decriminalization of non-medical cannabis. [url=http://vancouver.24hrs.ca/PhotoGalleries/2012/04/20/19661431.php][img]http://vancouver.24hrs.ca/PhotoGalleries/2012/04/20/Apr_20_2012_0015.jpg
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"Brave Diggers'? They are the laughing stock of the military world. And what is their problem with fighting Muslims? They always get their arses kicked.From Gallipoli to Kabull!

Whenever I hear 'brave digger' I always think of XenoxNews.com favourite Anzac Day poem:[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Poets-Corner/An-Anzac-tribute-to-all-the-whores-they-fucked-before.html[/url]

Tis a great shame that those brave young diggers have lost their lives in a seemingly un winnable cause. If the russians could not beat them no one can, and remember the russians never played by any rules or none of the PC shit our soldiers have to abide by. Remember the positive clip is red and goes on the right testicle and the negative clip is black and goes on the left testicle, make sure their nuts are wet and dont spare the amps. However every day our guys are their means a few less rag heads. Gillard and her mob of cunts have lost the war anyway. Why fight when you just get on a boat, get escorted in by the Navy, get fed and housed and suck the shit out of our welfare system and pump out more rag heads from their ugly burka covered misses. Role on the next election, it will be a moment in history and the biggest election ousting anyone has ever seem.

Well fuck me - thank god you stumbled upon them. The world is a now a far better place.

Australia has the strongest economy in the developed world and it is expected to outperform all comers for at least the next two years, according to the International Monetary Fund. So what the fuck are Abbott, Hockey and the rest of that Tory rabble bleating about? As for Costello, he is bereft of both credibility and intestinal fortitude. Idiots, the lot of them!

Did you spill your beer on it or something?

Yeh that's a good one. Looks like something I would hang in my dunny for sure.

Oh I remember Petey and Timmy when they went to my school. Tim was always the serious one, cleaning the altar and talking philosophy, while Petey was the fun loving boy always ready for a few tricks. Why I remember when he set the cleaner up with the old bucket balanced on top of the door trick. We laughed and laughed when silly old Sam the cleaning man got doused in some warm piss!One thing about Pete that always impressed me was that he knew his place in Society; he was privledged to attend our school and he knew it. So I wasn't surprised that when he left he took a role in Politics, he knew that someone needs to be there to keep the Hoi Polloi in line.In the end what I'm trying to say is Pete deserves the money and all you people complaining probably don't work hard enough or went to a government school.

Of course it is you dimbulb. The clock always ticks forward to it!

It's closer to midnight than you think

I reckon the one on the top writes better as well

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