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FlimFlamMan 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

Fucking hell, every day it seems one of those numbnut IPA wishes are coming true. Jesus christ this Abbott government are a bunch of fucking arseholes.

Loony les 13 years ago Don't knock on the door. No one's at home.

Fuck it. This monkey gone to heaven...

Tonsilitis 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

Not I. I'm shipping out in a UFO with the monkeys from space. Imagine the view of New Year fireworks from up there!

Tonsilitis 13 years ago Don't knock on the door. No one's at home.

Isn't it obvious! Those UFOs are piloted by monkeys from space!

Honest Aussie Businessman 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

Look you lazy lefties, give our boy Tony a chance! He has only been in office a few months. You will see the difference he makes in about a years time ;)And boy won't you be screaming then

Atheist Arthur 13 years ago May you be alive at the end of the world

You will be rotting in this bitch of a planet like the rest of us you hillbilly fuckwit.

Ricardovitz 13 years ago May you be alive at the end of the world

Merry Christmas.

Ricardovitz 13 years ago May you be alive at the end of the world

I ain't dumb. I'm saved! Dern't know ware I go 'tware my bones git back ta God's earth, but it ain't ware you is goin. Nosiree - I'm gonna be in a peaceful place with the Lord. God Bless.

Richard Dorkins 13 years ago May you be alive at the end of the world

Nonsense you hillbilly dim wit. There is no god, no jesus, no devil, no 'after life' We are here alone and doomed to die a miserable and painful death.So your praying and worshiping is just a complete waste of time my good man. In fact it is actively making you dumber than you are, and by golly that is dumb enough!

Ricardovitz 13 years ago May you be alive at the end of the world

Y'all need ta pray. Git on yer knees 'n beg the Lord Jesus Christ fer some real genuwine forgivenes. Pray like thar Devil's fix'n ta run a cheap rusty knife from yer asshole up ta yer rib cage. Why? WHY??? Cuz yer jest an ant's piss away from eternal damnation.

Ricardovitz 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

I work 18 hours a day 7 days a week for $2 an hour You still gettin $1.20/hr more than one of them fancy-dancy robat arms. Stop yer fuss'n! Indians 'n robats 'll swipe yer job rite out from under yer crookt nose.

Horny Trev 13 years ago May you be alive at the end of the world

We'll be on our knees begging please to your most holy-o sisters but never to you, you closeted butt -fucking poof Padre.

Tonsilitis 13 years ago Z-DAY OZ ELECTION 2013

Wowee wow wow Max old son you kicked a goal with this one! Now where the hell are you with the latest? Don't tell me you gave up and fled the country!

Tonsilitis 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

I work 18 hours a day 7 days a week for $2 an hour and boy am i ever so grateful, Hell I don't need food or shelter I just sleep under my work bench in Tony's workhouse. God bless and save some stuffing for me.

Tonsilitis 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

Tony Abbotts Australia is open for business like a clapped-out old whore with a mean crack habit. Come and git it boys, its ALL for sale

Legless Slim 13 years ago Is Australia building its own 'protective' Wall?

Any chance of getting a few of those reffos to clean up my backyard? It's a fucking mess at the moment and I have no time to clean it myself.

Goofy 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

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Goofy 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

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Goofy 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

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FlimFlamMan 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

Think that pic is from first movie. She got a bit more wear and tear after that.

Emmanuelle 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

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Australia - the ultimate marij 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

Same as what Gina wants to pay her staff. Half a bag of sprouts and a regular fuck up the arse with a zucchini shaped cactus.

Scared Shitless 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

Freedom to own a gun. Wow that is all I need to protect me from the big bad world.Thank you Mr Sista-Fucker!

Ricardovitz 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

75 promises 'n not one 'tll guaranty yer freedom. I give you one promise - y'all can call it Freedom '76: All Aussie citizens is gonna have the right ta own any kind of firearm done made anywares in the world. 'N Ammo too. None of that thar 75 Neverminds amount ta a hill-o-beans. All ya need is Ricardovitz 'n Freedom "76.

Horny Trev 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

Lot of good stuff there Fucknuckle. Plenty for a new government with any balls to get their teeth into.But I am sorry to say the fuckwit Abbott govt is a gang of half witted wowsers who couldn't get a root in a women's prison. You can see they will be pushing that sexless IPA agenda.

long term thinker 13 years ago A 75 point plan for Australia –Theirs vs Mine

Fucknuckle's point 19 sounds fair and reasonable. My kids would love a few extra Bob in their kick and i reckon gina could spare a few!

Horny Trev 13 years ago #ASKBOXHEAD Baboon er Negro?

Bestiality. As long as the animal is not forced to do it it's none of our business then is it?

FlimFlamMan 13 years ago AUSTRALIA 2001 - THE MIDDLE CLASS WELFARE STATE

12 years later and we have Howard's rotten offspring in charge and sending us all down the dunny as quick as they can flush it!

FlimFlamMan 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

Sounds great. What will you pay the staff?

Australia - the ultimate mar 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

Here is an idea. Why not make Australia the ultimate marijuana destination!Boutique hotels, cafes, restaurants, mountain and seaside retreats with the widest selection of the world's best cannabis cigarettes and edibles.Forget all of the prejudices about pot smoking and think of the economy!Jobs, jobs, jobs Tony!Quick before the US patents the idea!

Chris de Berk, IPA Hack 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

Great! It looks like Tony is enacting our rational plans for a greater Australian economy. Soon we will have a country where the go-getters get their rewards and the rest know their place.

E Cig 13 years ago Do you smoke at work?

Looks like someone is smoking crack in a souped up E-Cig.

Fatalism 13 years ago Do you smoke at work?

I resemble that momentum

Harding 13 years ago Robot Avatar

It sounds as if the robot replicating a boner would be an easy add on?

Fuck off then 13 years ago Robot Avatar

Training teaches the system that a particular “thought” (blood flow pattern) equates to a certain command.

Fuck off then 13 years ago Robot Avatar

Situated inside an fMRI scanner in Israel, Tirosh Shapira has controlled a humanoid robot some 2000 kilometers (1250 miles) away, at the Béziers Technology Institute in France, using just his mind.http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/132389-real-life-avatar-the-first-mind-controlled-robot-surrogate

Fuck off then 13 years ago Canberra- A city Befuddled and Bewildered

Send them back to where they fucken came from. The wonderful US city of success - Detroit.

Praise the Lord 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

Jesus would have been able to get the best pot on the planet.

Ricardovitz 13 years ago Canberra- A city Befuddled and Bewildered

Obama's Gooberment Motors is gettin out of Australia. Lots of nut wrenchers, riviters, 'n metal stampin Union Boys is gonna be suck'n on yer Dole soon 'nuff. How's that Labor Union workin out fer ya???

Head CEO 13 years ago Canberra- A city Befuddled and Bewildered

I'd say Tony is doing a top notch job at the moment. He is meeting our KPIs and is bang on target to get this Australia open for business again.

long term thinker 13 years ago Do you smoke at work?

Sometimes i think my brain gives me snippets of a preview of dying. Well more like the feelings i will be feeling. Resignation. Not too much care for future. Even thinking of the dank earth that will be home.Wouldn't say it gives me hope, maybe more that i feel like i don't need hope anymore.

Volunteering for Work 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

If no build... no jobs

Volunteering for Work 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

Well if we wont support the go-getters how will build the jobs?

Theologian Theo 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

Interesting point about Jesus. Would he be the boss or the worker? A member of the union or a loner fighting for a Hayekian society of 'freedom to do business'?The economic philosophy of the bible is quite confusing. Perhaps they should have put more Jews in charge of that side of it?

Blood Paper Rock 13 years ago OZ PM "SAVES" E.TIMOR

Ricardovitz demonstrates once and for all that church, Jesus, God loving and all that is not only total bullshit and something to avoidbut that it is infested with hate and ugly. Thank you for sealing the door shut on religion. You have served some purpose.

Blood Paper Rock 13 years ago Do you smoke at work?

Don't feel obliged to demonstrate your obligation.

Hit me 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

Just like Jesus on the cross. Whip them with thorns and cat-o-nine-tails. Love is pain.

Ricardovitz 13 years ago Paying the Staff What They Deserve

Work 'em till they bleed. That way they dern't give you no sass when they bunk down in thar quarters fer the night. 'N if they sass you, it dern't take long ta whoop good sense back into 'em.

A Towering Thinker 13 years ago Do you smoke at work?

Awwww... You just jealous you hillbilly!

Ricardovitz 13 years ago Do you smoke at work?

Drug guzzlin hippy BE DAMNED!