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I DONE TOLD Y'ALL YALLER DOGS THIS A YEAR 'N A FORTNITE AGO!!! You wanna know yer future; jest ask 'ol Ricardovitz.

RIght on Joe. I'm sick of these bludgers and welfare queens crying out for more of my money.I earned it. So fuck off.

A 'pinkie'? What sort of creature is that? Sounds like a furry little fucker that dwells in the buttholes of uncircumcised mountain men.Men perhaps like you, Mr Ricardovitz!

Tain't nothin but a pinkie - kill 'em with blue rat cakes 'n feed 'em to the Abos. That thar's what ya call "welfare" in the South.

where is the dead body?

Oh that sounds dreadful!I wonder what Kate was wearing when they shot the Bilby? Does anyone know?

I've said it before ([url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/bums-with-beards-ii.html[/url]), but that William is a dead ringer for his inbreed forebears. And he seems to have their intellectual capacity as well; ie zero.

I hear young Will enjoys a she-goat or two on those cold wintry English nights

The new royals are so boring... I remember the good old days when your average Duke or Duchess wouldn't mind a goat ride or bit of devil worship to spice up their life.Look at the clowns we got now!Hard to think that they would do anything out of the ordinary. It's like they got a family from Neighbours and decided to make them King&Queen.

Jobs? Decent wages? You're just trying to distract us from the wonderful news of the Duck and Duckess of Windsor gracing our unworthy Antipodean shores. Shame on you!

Is Jesus gonna rip yer nuts off Satan Lover??? No he ain't. He's gonna have is bitch, Satan, do it. What you dumb Satan suck-ups dern't understand is that Satan is the servant of the Lord. The Lord is ALWAYS in control, 'n Satan - he jest rides bitch. The Lord pays Satan in dirty souls to clean up evil filth so they dern't muck up God's Grand Plan. Sorta like havin yer own personal armorer flush the crud out of a Colt 45 after shoot'n 1000 rounds of cheap, dirty Russian ammo.

Did Jesus fight the Pharaohs? What part of the Bible says that?Meanwhile I will celebrate the best day of the year, Good Friday. When we strung up that old hippy until he started moaning and calling for pappy. I know, cause my God was there ;) Banging some cute Palestinian gal just on the Hill of Golgotha while old JC got an old poking from his Roman servants. Nothing beats loving Satan. You can take your eternal life and shove it way up your hillbilly arsehole dickhead.

Jesus was a warrior, not a hippie! If'n he was live durin 1776, heda been fight'n King George, jest like he fought them Pharosees. If'n he was live today, he'd be marchin on the Capital with a flat-top haircut 'n guns a blazzin shouting to that chimp-in-chief:Ye make twofold more the child of hell than yerselves. Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell? Thar new Pharisees, Obama 'n his minions be as poisonous snakes, destined fer wicked judgment which would be yers in the fiery pits of hell.That thar is Warrior Jesus - warrior 2000 years ago.....warrior today; time makes no nevermind.

Salvation? Oh I have been searching for that all my livelong days. And now you tell me some bearded sandal wearing hippy from 2000 years ago can give it?Brother, I am on board!

Thar Lord gave you yer body 'n free will; the Devil pervides temptation. Poo worms squirmin out yer stink-hole is jest a reminder of ware you is headin. But them poo worms cain't stop a soul from turnnin 'round 'n findin salvation in Jesus Christ!!!

Wow. What poetic talent! Shows you what dinkum Aussies can do.

Ahh fuck you, you straight laced hillbilly. Live your life as a tight arsed numb skull and enjoy your rewards in the grave as the worms suck the marrow from your bones.God gave me this body to sample the earth and that's what I'm gunna do!

'N we gonna be laughin at you when yer dead crack-head stink-hole is birth'n a million babby poo-worms. That's jest what a bare-foot meth-mouth hippy is good fer.

I voted with my feet and left. Left this shithole and burnt all my belongings. Now barefoot and free I laugh at all you suckers working. It's easy - get on the dole, get stoned, and don't give a fuck!

No problem. Our PM Tony is onto it and they will find that black box very soon I reckon.Just another example of the Abbott go-gettter Government of doers and winners. Imagine if those Labor losers were in charge? There would be no hope!Digger,Cranbourne

I preferred Ronnie when he was Governor. He would visit Birmingham and tell us we oughta 'Move them Hippies North'Wise advice I thought.

Was there even a President in the 80s? Fuck man I can't remember. I started that decade with my first joint at 15, and by the mid 80s my mind was fried on coke and bennies. I never even watched the news. Or read the papers. It was just dance, fuck, and drugs.But you know, things change.Now I am running for Parliament. Don't forget to vote for me.

No job? The answer is simple; start a business.That's what my daddy did and look at me now!

I git a job fer ya. Put on yer gold tooth, yer afro rag, yer baggy pance, but dern't ferget work boots. Then jest wonder down 'ol seed tic rd sing'n some rap toon 'bout niggaz kill'n whitey. Word 'll git out 'n I'll come ta greet you 'n take you to yer new job. You can even bring your punk jail-mate - maybe he need some work'n too. How 'bout teach - you git tard of that golden chair, come on down 'n live low to the dirt.

church on sunday sunday

all day every day

and tuesday monday

we met every friday friday

We met every thursday wednesday

I'd work hard for that action! When can i sign on?

Hold on. Are you telling me that my pension funds are being plundered by some sister-fucking hillbilly who has chained up dogs and eats chtilins for breakfast?Well I'll be!Don't remember reading anything about that in my 'Freakonomics' textbook...

Hey, goldy-chair teach; you ain't done nothin till you git yerself a heap of indentured servants, land 'n a bunch of guns 'n ammo fer ta keep whats yers. You ain't fooled nothin. Lemme tell ya how my speed-tradin boys is drill'n deep in yer pocketbook while you is chucklin 'bout fools 'n whatnot. They gittin rich on yer 401K, dummy. Yep, suck'n it dry a penny at a time usin big 'ol brainiac computers. You jest sit back 'n puff on yer crack pipe, old hippy, 'n wile away in yer memories of dead folks while my servants 'n thar computers drain you like a hourglas on steroids.

Oh Ronnie and Maggie. The good old days! Where we fused micro economic reform with the crushing of labor to create the capitalist wonderland we have today.Me and the boys at the thinktank worked day and night to churn out the shonky research Ron and Marg needed to sell their reforms. You can see the same level of dross published by the IPA today. Who knew the suckers would believe it?Now i sit back in my 'golden' chair at one of the worlds leading education institutions and chuckle softly to myself. We fooled you; by god we fooled you!

'Ol Regan he ain't nothin but a dumb flicker star turn gooberment politician. He way too much a left-wing, Hollywierd moonbat fer my liken. Him 'n his fake horse 'n all. Never had ta live near a n*g*e* in his life! If Ronnie was 'live, I'd make him live in Macon fer a year - he'd head fer the hills 'n git some right think'n on the goin-ons of thar depraved dark-man's brains. Make 'ol Ronnie ta a genuine conservative. Yessiree - one year in Macon is all it'd take!!!

Remember him? Fuck that; I'd like to dismember the cunt. Even if he is just bones like that bitch Thatcher.

I will be king.

Fuck I'm lucky it hasnt happened to me. I've had a few too many before a flight once; flicked the wrong switch and before you know it we were flying to the South Pole! Lucky my co-pilot was sober enough to change course before we did another close up of Mt Erebus ;)

An Alien plane space craft has taken the plane. Don,t worry. I am sure they will bring it back soon.

Gas, boolit, hatchet, wood chipper - what dern diffrent do it make how folks git ta killin?

Twaddle. Winnie acted first class with those damn arabs. Even gave them their own country, the ungrateful wretches.

"I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes." - Winston Churchill, 1919

Churchill also condoned using chemical weapons on Arabs and Persians

That stinker Churchill. I would like to take that Tommy Gun and fire it at him!Abdul,Tehran

Ya see that thar, boys??? That's a TOMMY GUN. A man's gun. Yessiree, tain't no sissy airsoft gun like thems the Australians 'n Japs is alowed by thar gooberments ta own. Spits out .45acp lead t'will kill you deader 'n sand monkey stoned on nightshade. Hot balls 'o lead fire................but y'all dern't know nothin 'bout that ....................cuz you ain't git no guns...................gooberment pried 'em out of yer hands when they took a machettee to yer balls.

One term Tony is causing as much damage as he can before he gets the boot!

One thing is for sure, now Bishop is speaker in the house we no longer have the chaos that was the last Parliament. The Labor stooges that run it were pathetic.Just another example of how having the grown-ups in charge makes a world of difference.And makes the your average chattering class whining greenie-laborite choke on their lattes!Digger,Cranbourne

OH the Land of David is without its fat fighter for freedom - Ariel Sharon.Will the perfidious Persians turn it into a land of dust? Only by sniffing his arse can we tell...

I've always stayed off the acid.. I don;t want it o harsh my pothead buzz. Can a Hasid smoke a Joint?

On this we agree you ugly sista-fucking Protestant.But as you ignore the one true Church of Rome you will also be in hell fire for all eternity with these perverts and fornicators as well.

Fornication is all you boars 'n sows stew on. Y'all 'd fornicate with most anythang I reckon. Thems of you who ain't stew'n bout fornicatin, is likely sinnin with the hand. God thinks yer carnal cravins is UGLY!!!