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I have a pack of cards with George W Bush as the Jester, (a useless card, as anyone knows). Any suggestions for who should be the King of Farts?

You really must check you spelling, Patriot. You clearly meant to say Aussies in Iraq are "farting the good fart"! In future please be more careful.

The old slimeball is hardly going to attend an ANZAC service in NAURU now, is he?!

I'm a n*g*e* and I yah nyah nyha na

What a FUCKEN wanker! If the PMs so damn keen on proving he's a player in this Iraq war bullshit then its about time he stopping fucking around and got serious. Come on, let's see him send 25,000 troops into that shitstorm in a real - rather than token - participation in this US occupatio of an Arab nation. Yeah, go on, you suckhole of steel! Let's see you re-introduce conscription too, while you're at it!
ANGRY DOG

So when an we expect another reluctant motley "Coalition of the Willing" to gather for a U.S. attack on say, Iran or Syria?

But hey, why not just drop the fucken charade and just start dumping napalm and mini-nukes on Gaza and the West Bank? I mean, that's what this shit is really all about anyway!
ANGRY DOG

Johnny Germ keeps carping about "completing the task", "finishing the job" and staying the course", but he won't tell us is what exactly does THAt bloody well MEAN?! If he had any balls at all he'd tell the nation under precisely what criteria will our PM consider the task completed?

Come on Johnny, WHAT cpnstitutes "mission accomplished" in Iarq? Or are you still awaiting instructions from the Bush regime?

_Dusty Davo from Derrimut

ahhhh your just jealous you didnt go.
PM Howard always respects the sanctity of ANZAC day.

Fred "Digger" Smith
Frankston

I bet you were on that plane-load of channel nine suckholes with the slimey PM, dodging bullets and falafels on the tarmac, right?!

HEY NOW MAN'S OWN KIN
WE COMMEND INTO THE WIND
GRATEFUL ARMS GRATEFUL LIMBS
GRATEFUL SOUL HE'S GONE AGAIN

- LEMON AID

What is "the job", and what are the criteria for "finishing" it? Blair don't know, Howard can't say, and Dubya can barely read his script anyhoo! But hey: Bush broke it, he can bloody well fix it but shouldm't expect anyone else ot help pay for the damage!

I wanna see some colateral damage in Washington, like: Bush and his gang of robber barons getting voted from office and cast into the garbage bin of history where they belong!

"We" are not in Iraq. "We" are sitting on my balcony, cold beer in hand, watching cockatoos glide through the green canopy of gum trees as sunset turns the sky a soothing smokey blue.

There are more mercenaries in Iraq today than there are British troops - an estimated 40,000 "security contractors".

Oops, forgot to post this link, which I'm pretty damn sure will interest anyone fond of flags, uniforms, national anthems, unilateral invasion of out of favour little nations, and other such porridge:

http://warblogging.com/mirrors/www.thememoryhole.org/war/coffin_photos/dover/gallery.htm

Enjoy, Patriot!

Cut and run? Don't yu mean "cunt and runt?" Too late! And how the hell can a duplicitous dwarf stand tall? That aside, mate, take a gander at this, which explains why America is a total and unmitigated basket case threatening global stability:

"...public perceptions about Iraq, or at least about the threat it posed before the U.S. invasion, are lagging far behind what acknowledged experts have themselves concluded and whose findings have been reported in the mass media..."

http://www.commondreams.org/headlines04/0422-09.htm

- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

fuck i wish! if only i had me one of dem camera-phones. she was a royal beauty. black shiny hair, man, im just driven meself crazy thinking about her...
so sad. all that cunt that just wont be had.

let me penis from venus rotate counter-clockwise in Ur-brown-anus...dear

"We" are in Iraq to save Sharon's evil ass and crush all hope of a Palestinian state.

Democracy?! Dont make me puke! This is psycho plutocracy with a big frikkn stick! And dont those poor frikkn Irakis know it now!

Good one Max! If Johnny Germ was so "committed" to "staying the course" and "getting the job done" in Iraq, you'd reckon he'd send more than just a few hundred ADF personnel, wouldn't you! It's all a mighty con job. For fucksake, the Poles have more troops over there than we do! And you've got to ask yourseld: what the fuck are the Hondurans doing over there anyway?!?!!!!

Jolly Roger

AND WHAT IF THEY FART AT THE SAME TIME? SURELY THAT IS THE wmd WE HAVE OFTEN HEARD OF!

lemon squeeze

Agree

Rob

Why the fuck are we on this earth at all? Often I wish someone would shoot me. How much do you get as a mercenary? Where does one apply; I want to help spread democracy as well! what the hell is there to do? Besides, all of those cunts kneeling down en masse and bowing is freaky. Rob

This also is very much to the point:

http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=15&ItemID=5359

"When the BBC's reporters covered the atrocities in Madrid last month their horror and outrage were palpable ... I have seen nothing comparable in BBC1 reporting on Falluja. Where is the sense of outrage and horror at the killing of 600 and wounding of 1700 Iraqis, including many women and children, by a high-tech superpower?"

The Bush regime is fanning the flames of terrorism and is making an international pariah of the USA.

In his new book on the criminal Bush cartel, ground-breaking reporter Bob Woodward relates that Colin Powell believed the U.S. government had been seized by a "Gestapo office" of neoconservatives directed by Cheney. Perhaps this is what the astute Mr Gross is cheekily referring to with his juxtaposed photo of fawning Hitler-worshippers.

The four so-called "civilian contractors" torn to pieces by enraged Iraqis - prompting the equally vicious U.S. attack on Fallujah - were apparently "security contractors". In other words: just more fucken mercenaries. Indeed, some serving in that role once worked for the brutal former apartheid government of South Africa, and certain bloodthirsty Latin American dictatorships. Fuck 'em all!
-ANGRY DOG

I suspect Max is suggesting that the brain-dead me-too-ism of Nazi Germany is alive and well in Washington! George W Bush has fucked up big-time, and the U.S, electorate should bloody well let him know that with a great big boot up the arse come election day!

Max are suggesting by this picture that President Bush Jr is Hitler???
I suggest you have lost your marbles!

Patriot
(Baghdad)

Don'ty blame me, I voted GREEN!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

Iraq is like Macbeth: we've killed so many now we may as well kill some more to reach the other side.
Or as it's called: "staying the course"

Tom Titmouse

you think eddie kept score of all those Grand Final goals Aker kicked? And what about the beauty Lynch slotted thru when Shaw Jnr dropped the pill!

Poor old maggies aint been the same since...

You mean all those other countries are collecting their booty? Where is our share? What are we getting out of this deal? What are we risking our soldiers lives for? Why have we put our national security at more risk than ever before? You mean we ain't getting no booty? Where is the pay off? Nothing? Just becoming hated by Islam; having Jihad's written up against our peaceful island? Now that is dumb.

Within Murdoch's mighty media empire - according to insiders - a pro-war directive was issued around February 2003. Old Rupe wouldn't want to bite the claw that feeds him!

Germ Howard's time is up, Tiny Blur's time is up, and Gorge Dumbya Bush's time is most definitely up: up yours, Pate!

'zat mean I can fly out boss? I'm shagged. With the fucking beard, without it; I'm still a target, if not one side, those others, or the yanks. The splatter bogs, no clean water....only place to take a decent shit was near the oil ministry. I got a job there for a spell telling them I was trained by De Bono; you know, drilling for oil sideways theories and similar...good whisky there too until that Fallujah stink began...Need money for airfares and passport; send via 'The Cape'. Its either that or join a terrorist camp; I'm fucking starving here men...gotta go...not much battery power le

Richie Valens - number 1 at Woodstock by a long nose to Jimi. Third place was a long, long way back down the straight.

its just another word for nothing left to do...

Hey Herbie, welcome aboard.

Love your attitude and confidence. Sad to say, however, that there are a few of us that have had similar ambitions and expectations, though down here it ain't all that easy. Be lucky if you get half a stale jam doughnut with that approach (if your lucky!)

Keep on it though; good luck!

ET

Ah, democracy at work. What a beautiful thing...oxymorons.

So when the Iraqi people vote in the leaders of their choice what will the Yanks do then. Sorry, you made the wrong choice, we will need to invade again.

We will keep invading until you begin following the leader of 'our' choice, and if you keep following the ones you don't like we will execute the lot of you sinners.

god help them!

bush lied blair lied howard (howard WHO?) lied and you cant fight fire with gasoline burn baby burn

Since invading Iraq, America has blown $121 billion for the military and for so-called "reconstruction". And the bloody farce ain't nowhere near over yet, boys and girls!

Bush is clueless on Iraq - either that or hiding something bigger than a breadbox. Why is the mainstream media ignoring the dirty great elephant in the middle of the room?

And just like our very own PM John "Mini Me" Howard, the Pretzel Prez is no quitter; George Dubya will keep on claiming victory in Iraq for as long as it takes!

even the fucking gutless "governing council" is bailing on the dumbass yanks!
Oh Johnny you is gunna burn like like the little fuckwit you is!

Yes indeedy, folks! Congratulations to George Dubya and his neo-CON christian cuckoos for suceeding where Osamitty Sam failed: Saddam got the boot and the mad mullahs got the keys to Iraq!

Hilarious! But if you want a really good laugh, check this one out (I suspect Tony Staley is behind it!):

http://www.geocities.com/marklathamwebsite/index.htm

President Bush's options appear extremely limited, and there is little doubt that the United States will continue to decline as a decisive force in world affairs over the next decade.

The real question is not whether U.S. hegemony is waning but whether the United States can devise a way to descend gracefully, with minimum damage to the world, and to itself.

Immanuel Wallerstein
The Decline of American Power
The New Press, New York, NY, 2003
Page 27

yes it should of. will do next time.