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Max, you forgot to mention the fact that every major mainstream newspaper editorial supported the Weasel! It's all downhill from here

Big lies work.

Once a suckhole, always a suckhole! Have Australians got no self-respect at all?

Thats it I'm outta here! I'm moving to the land of of the long white cloud brother, and I aint coming back until the smoke clears from the rubble

And for good measure a car bomb near the Iraq Ministry of Oil. Go Johhny Go!

Australia is a tiny nation riding on the coattails of a "globalised" economy. When "it" goes, Australia will go, and there wont be a thing your Prime Minister can do about it! his statements regarding interest rates are patent nonsense.
Sven Svensen

Whoops! What was that the Rodent was saying about interest rates?

"With the federal election out of the way, the path has been cleared for a possible interest rate hike, but some economists don't expect rates to rise until next year..."

Read and laugh at the suckers who voted for the scaremongering little liar: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/10/10/1097346692258.html

Howard used the conman's trick of stating a fact and then extrapolating it into a fiction.
The fact: "Australians know that interest rates are hundreds of dollars more affordable on the average mortgage since this Government came to office."
The fiction: "What I'm saying is, that you can always be certain that interest rates will be lower under a Coalition Government."

I heard celebratory gunfire in Burwood East last night!

In the immortal words of Dudley Moore:
THEY'RE ALL CUNTS OUT THERE!

AUSTRALIA HAS SPOKEN! IT HAS SAID: WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TRUTH IN GOVERNMENT, WE ARE PUSSYWHIPPED!

This used to be a good country to live at

watch it start burning

the majority endorsed Howard

they endorse Iraq

I am scared

Newport

Johhny fucked Australia

We are more fucked now than ever before

New Zealand folks,

thats it, sell your house, make sure to take all your electronic gear, and go there (or take your chances)

there is no intelligent government or majority here

see you in Auckland

Alas, the politics of fear, greed and deceit have won. Australians have confirmed themselves to be the foolish, easily-spooked sheep John Howard always thought they were.

Wrong Max. Saddam himself was the gravest WMD threat. All right minded people could see that. And thank god President Bush and PMs Blair and Howard stood firm and saved us all from him.

Patriot

Tex, I took your advice on pissing in the ballot box, but - being a coy old cock - I came prepared with a 2 litre bottle I had pre-pissed in. It was most effective! Drown the Rodent!
- Hardly Houdini

Religion is a mental illness. All churches, temples, mosques etc should be shut down and all religious references banned from our state institutions.

It's guess even better... um, worse, that is: "Iraq had no stockpiles of biological and chemical weapons before last year's US-led invasion and its nuclear program had decayed since the 1991 Gulf War, the chief United States weapons inspector has said." This is the head of the team the Bushies sent in with their invasion forces, remember? So now even this last dead figleaf of "credibility" is gone. All three stooges - Bush, Blair & Howard - should immediately resign!

Nonsense! The Reserve bank, market analysts and economic experts all agree that a change of government will have no impact on interest rates. The last information I have indicates that rates will rise next year REGARDLESS of who wins the election.

Brother, I need visine after reading that marathon article! but the whole US/Iraq war scandal just keeps unravelling and getting worse:

"A CIA report has found no conclusive evidence that former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein harboured Al Queda leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, which the Bush administration asserted before the invasion of Iraq..."

Read it all at http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200410/s1214475.htm

He's already been dosed with valium, we all have, since that little prick Howlong got to be Prim Minister in '96!

and visine for those eyes!

Somebody give Max a valium!

Spot on Max. What a fucking mediocre middle class wonderland we live in. You get what you deserve, and Australia it looks like we are getting Mr Magoo again.

Tom Titmouse

If the Rodent survives this election, Australia is fucked. If the Shrub survives next month's U.S. election, the whole world is fucked. And no amount of oral sex will save you from the consequences of those crazy bastards!

During an interview on Lateline, smirking like a weasle in a trap - and clearly emulating his two-faced tory master - Health Maggot Tony Abbott tried to lie about his secret meeting with Cardinal Pell, until presenter Tony Jones exposed the meeting. And the lie!

Who you gonna vote for? Mr Cat Vomit or Mr Dog Turd?

I dated Destinee once. Said she wouldn't give head on the first date so I dumped her.

Raspberry Cordial

What happened to the days when Prime Ministers were taken to task for buying gravitas and humility rather than genuinely providing it.

Old Bill Stoker

I asked my wife is she would give me heed and she confirmed her status as a naysayer.

yeh well I wrote a book to. its about me and me 1 eyed trouser snake. a story of slapping and grappling, falling in and out of love, and cleaning up the mess that relationships always bring.
But will anyone publish it? No. Fucking do-gooders. I was gunna go on oprah but that black bitch said that her audience wouldnt be interested in my subject matter. Well fuck her and the dimbulbs that watch her show. My book had pathos, it had power, it had passion. All the shit they love on that show.
Anywho Im gunna write a sequel. This time it'll be about my arse and its journey thru the bath houses of San francisco and sydney. Making donuts and white squishies.

Tata

Freddie Vlan Blum

Yo DJ! Spin dat wheel!!!

I never heed if I can help it! - Fred Naysayer

"John Howard, the conservative poster boy fogy, regarded by pinch-faced old ladies as a spunk, has spent three terms trying to make Australians in his image. And he appears to have succeeded. Widely believed to be on his way to winning a fourth term, John Howard will become the conclusive spokesman for a nation of cowardly and insipidly dull sheep. "

http://members.optushome.com.au/thesquiz/scatt.htm

got pictures of this freak?

First Costello, now Latham...no wonder Simon Crean is jealous.

Scrumpy Jack

Dammit! I thought I saw the headline screaming HOWARD BLOWS LATHAM... thought this dull, wank of a fucken bullshit election campaign was about to juice up some!

Is that you; Joe?

Good grief, that Andrea Mason looks like she's from the set of Planet of the Apes.

Facts are an irrelevance at Xenox News!
They are all just a bunch of sicko lefties that love Saddam.

Pastor Buttfucker

I dont about Lethal but I think they shot a few of the lions out there today.

Congrats Power. Always next year Lions!

actually the fuckwits are not preferencing howards mob, they are giving preferences to the ALP in more electorates than the Libs.

Dont let the facts get in the way of a good story but

Is there a music CD out?

I've got hard evidence...in my pants!

Boris

liars will burn in hell

Stop picking on our PM. You wont be laughing when he clean bowls Latham on Oct 9 and we get to have him as our leader for another 3 years!

Raspberry Cordial

I'm a believer! Praise Frank! Praise the Lord of the Flies!

I shot an arrow into the air
it got Johnny in the eye fair and square
now for that dickhead Bush I swear
His skull is full of shit and air!

_ Tom Bombadil

Umpire Maclaren - secret love tryst