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Hey Tom 3 years later its even worse....
what a limp dicked wonderland we live in.

yo flimmy im in tears reading this shit...
wot a great aussie imagination!

is that like the stuff on the end of me knob???

Curious
Rooty Hill

Didn't Muhammed have one of those human shredder machines?

When will the USA stop supporting terror states like Pakistan, Russia, China and Israel?

Why not make Muhammed Ali King of Iraq?
His Muslim and everybody loves him.

John H.
Canberra

Didn't Mike Tyson convert to Islam?

There's my candidate. Mike Tyson for new president of Iraq! Sounds perfect. All those in favour? Against? Jihad Mike!

Its amazing in it. First Afghanistan was to blame for September Eleven, then Iraq, now its Iran. Who's next?

Mindboggled

Totally agree Mr Patriot. We should hit 'em hard now; start by bombing their nuclear wepaon facilities.

Mr A. Sharon
East Caulfield

How long is a light year? What about a heavy one?

I took my first flight tonight It was majestic overload like a fantabulous heart ache somewhat like a burp gun fart attack rat a tat rat a tatat atack belch first flight rocket ship launch if only I could have pressed it back hard enough on my missus volumous thigh like my friend who told me he got a blurt from farting on his missus leg

Is this a related article?

Screwing Old Women

Stay off the piss Tom. It's sending you batty.
Freedom for Iraqis is the single greatest advance in the war on terror. Seeing the freedom they enjoy in Iraq is what is causing Osama to send his legions into Iraq. Only by destroying them will we make Iraq (and the rest of the world) free.

Patriot

If you're old and ugly you don't stand a chance. if you're young and full of cum, then it's a breeze.

bottom line: the world was lied to by bush and co.

Hey you lousy Goyim, we might stink but at least we don't have a drippy filthy piece of skin hanging off our old fellas!

Rabbi Dershowitz

they were pretty stupid. they shouldve just asked lil Johnny. Im sure this great protector of national soverignity wouldve given them a couple of passports.

If you are the Real Steve I'd believe you. ie are you Dancing Jones????

Word on the South Island is that they were going to do the job properly on Gandalf.

Steve

And just what were those 2 Israeli chaps convicted in New Zealand on charges relating to a fraudulent attempt to obtain a NZ passport actually UP TO?

The Kiwi PM reckons they were acting were acting on behalf of Israel’s intelligence services.

Israeli agents caught in an unsuccessful assassination attempt in Jordan in 1997 were found to be carrying fraudulent Canadian passports.

Ah, Mossad, such busy little bees, buzzing around the world!

Don't you love theway the pro-war story has slyly shifted from definite proof, to murky intelligence, to flawed intelligence, to "mistake". The plain fact remains: it was US policy to invade Iraq, no matter what. The US, UK, and Oz governments ignored all intelligence that contradicted this already decided upon course of action. Bush, Blair and Howard not only tried to decieve us, they LIED, and people died. And continue to die. VOTE THE CUNTS OUT!

Pork-barrels AND porkies?! Our honest, kindly, sympathetic old PM would NEVER EVER lie! After all, just look back on his honourable record:

http://www.johnhowardlies.com/

Well fuck it. I'm gunna go for it. Not getting anything anywhere else.
Next time we're at the bus stop; I'll make the move that'll have Granny holding my Banany!

Cheers
trev

pa thanks for the support guys

Doesn't matter who you vote for ... a politician will always get in.

The same has happened here in Australia and the UK: blame the spy agencies for critical information you asked them not to give!

In the immortal words of Frank from Blue Velvet:
"I'll fuck anything that moves!"
Now just pass me the oxygen....

guess your blue balls are getting to you?

Surprise! It is a behavioural phenomenon as well as a law of physics that the use of force always causes an equal amount of resistance.

There are many forms of "evil" - that word President Bush so enjoys using. Saddam Hussein represents one form of evil. Bush - and his rather pathetic fawning lackey John Howard - represent another.

You'll find out soon enough, sonny jim!

I hear you can get porno of 100 year olds at it. Is this true?

Interested
Berwick

Whether you can get her wet mate; good luck

Gene

Not rant, but fact. The lunatics have taken over the asylum. Fuckemall.

Verily, 'tis true! They ARE all cunts out there, forsooth!
- Henry of Monmouth

Whats her number?

The Jerusalem Post, eh? Via the White House!

Whats to be confused about?
Do you have blue balls or not?
Are you with us or against us?

Ed.

The first of many finds Mr Patriot?

LordyLordyLordy

Between your eyes, I suspect! - Rufus T. Firefly

I find this website extremely confusing! - Rufus T. Firefly

Brown skin? No Way!
Marc Antony:
"I only fuckus light skinnus maidens."

Ptoloemy:Antony Speaks
Roman Hill Publishing 50 AD

well I guess I must still be young then

Jase

I think Cleo's skin would have been more poo brown than pearl white.

To release the blue balls, just cut them off.

I've got a black hole

Jason

There was no "black hole" left behind by Labor, as even Howard supporters now admit. That was just another Lib furphy... but wait! There IS one major black hole endangering the country: that one where John Howard's heart should be!

Your just jealous of his grand accomplishments. And dont forger flip-flopping Beazelys $50 billion black hole!
Australia is a middle-class paradise thanks to PM John Howard!

Mrs Howard

Iraq is nowhere near being a democracy, not by a long shot. One day it might be, but no one will thank the US, who will surely maintain a military prsence there as long as they can get away with it.

Lets see Bush go after Dear Leader and invade North Korea! One bunch of maniacs attacking another!

Democracy? What kind of democracy? The one Bush and his crazy christian clan are imposing on the USA? The kind of democracy that gets you locked up for years, without charge, without trial, without recourse to any acceptable form of law? The kind of democracy where fiction passes for fact, resulting in the death and multilation of tens of thousands of innocents men, women and childrren, just because a bunch of blinkered fanatics in the White House have hijacked a nation? Fuck that!

Its the amerikan version of "democracy" at work.