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Diaper Donny and Loony Laura. Only in America!

The brain is a prison.

Look out Maxy! They are gunning for Trump. Did you inspire them?

Here is my one. Stolen. Of course...

"We live, as we dream.
Alone."

So long ago. Why I think I was a teenager then.

What happens in your brain when you are instantaneously vaporised in the atomic attack?

I wouldn't worry about Orangeman. His campaign for Predident is falling apart daily. Don't be surprised if he gives up by mid-October.

Sorry Max. Gotta disagree here. The best thing would be if that Orange fuckwit is elected again, or even better it is so close that the Supreme Court decides for him. That way that shithole country will go fully feral and destroy itself.
Then the rest of us can finally forget them and start dealing with the real world problems.

I am lost, as I took the wrong turn at the labia junction.
Does that anti-matter me?

How cum if I git a bone tar pik with CIA stooge Max Gross, ya always be cumm'n tar his defence??? I PRAY TO THAR LORD that you is WRONG 'bout Yankee Trump. I do git all firedup 'bout that thar Negress-Commie think'n she can say this nor that 'bout what ME 'n MY FOLKS git up tar in our Confederate States of America. I git news fer ya, Flammy, Australia is becumm'n one of our Confederate States...... https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.ffx.io%2Fimages%2F%24zoom_0.1439%252C%24multiply_0.7554%252C%24ratio_1.777778%252C%24width_1059%252C%24x_0%252C%24y_107%2Ft_crop_custom%2Fq_86%252Cf_auto%2Ft_smh_no_label_social_wm%2Fl_text%3APT%2520Sans_41_bold_italic%3A%2520from%2520%252Cg_south_west%252Cy_84%252Cx_288%252Cco_rgb%3A0a1633%2Fl_text%3APT%2520Sans_41_bold%3A%2520%2520%252Cg_south_west%252Cy_90%252Cx_375%252Cco_rgb%3A0a1633%2Fl_text%3AAbrilTitling-Bold.ttf_83%3A%25202021%2520%252Cg_south_west%252Cy_15%252Cx_274%252Cco_rgb%3A0a1633%2F95af82c906ae73e4723952af49a68bff11a28480&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=6da753ef4269f3d7d70b54c1dc0954865a7c76857a14f144077ab733ffa0107d&ipo=images

@Crocasaurus No. There are still fleets of ships queued up in the Timor Sea, filled with reffos from all over the world. Just waiting for the weak squeaky Albo government to bend, because they know the Labor losers always do.

Digger,
Cranbourne

@RicardovitzYou really have a bee in your bonnet lately hillbilly. And I think I know why...
You favourite idiot Trump is gunna get his pasty and spotty arse kicked in November, and to top it all off it will be by a black woman.
It's enough to make any red-necked hillbilly sista-fucker lose his marbles!

Misrable commie jew 'n CIA stooge Max Gross - you go on 'n git yer commie gun-grabb'n faggaty flerpity ass anywares near my land 'n I gonna make ya werk nigga-hard, somethang no commie never done! Lazy, good-fer-nothin, drug-guzzlin, Satan-worshipin, shit-fer branes. I see yer photo hold'n one of them flea-market chink-made, soft as a commie's scrotum, limp-dick swortds, Maxxie. Yessiree. Come on down tar my farm, 'n I'll load ya up with high-octaine skittles 'n git ya all amped up tar dig potatoes with swortd of yers. You gonna love my high-octaine skittles, commrade Maxie, yessiree, you gonna LOVE THEM HIGH OCTAINE SKITTLES!!!

Has anything changed???

Flam, yer try'n ta flim-flam us ta think'n Kamala tain't no commie n*g*e*. She be Commie thru 'n thru - I reckon yer gaslite'n come naturally, 'n dat's why you's called FlimFlamMan!!!

'Commie'.
You are a rolled gold dickhead Ricky. Imagine thinking that anything that Kamala does is 'commie'
Is hilarious that she is making you wet your pants so much hillbilly!

Flam, in dis hear woke world, I spoze anythang's a fair game. Them nefarious commie bastards 'll throw everthang they git ta 'lect thar puppet Negress. Sorros pay 'em ta do so. But, I believe. I BELIEVE in thar power of good Trump-love'n folks to git our gift from thar Lord, Donald J. Trump, 'lected. Then, good folks 'er gonna channge the law to let Trump serve 3 more terms!!! But, Flam, I ain't worried no nevermind 'bout all this here Yankee PolitiKs. I got me my own 'lection ta become Prime Minister 'o Australia in full swing. How 'bout ya give 'ol Ricardovitz some support. YA KNOW YA WANNA!!!

You can squeal and holler as much as you like Ricky, but come January 2025 she will be your President. And won't you love that you sista-fucking idiot!

Kamala be brown. Mud. Look 'n smell like poo. Rotten like Biden's brain. Tain't no cream in Kamala. Not a lick, 'n ya dern't wanna lick dat stanky thang neither!!!

@Raspberry CordialNo hope for the Orange clown now. He has been scared shitless by a bullet, and now with Kamala creaming him in the polls Trump is Trumped!

@RicardovitzThis guy has got your head in a spin Ricky. I think you should pull back a little and give it a rest for a while. But no cornholing Sissy ok?!?

First thang I'm a gonna do when I git ta be Prime Minister 'o Australia is fire that MARTS-mandat'in, Wog worship'n Premier, Chrissy Minns!!!

Now listen here Mr Dickovitz. This train service is for all the good people of Sydney. Black, white, yellow, or green. It can take them all. And with the lovely station design, it is easy on the eye as well as efficient for people movement.
Our Premier has really scored with this one!
So put that in your cork pipe and smoke it hillbilly.

Slim, sound like you tain't fer White Australia. Well, I'm a gonna bring back thar White Australia Policy, Sissy-Slim. I talk tar a whole heap 'o folks who HATE THE METRO. Some folks wanna rename it MARTS - Mov'en Abos Rapidly Through Sydney. Now, who wanna pay fer that??? Vote fer Ricardovitz, 'n I promise tar git that dern Metro out of Good Folks' neighborhoods!!!

Well Mr Shitovitz, you may not like our great Premier, but the millions of new Metro riders disagree.
In fact they think he is Trainefic!

Glad ta have yer vote, Trevor!!! We need thar good Australians ta stand up to them evil-doers, nefarious stooges, 'n gun-grabbin mouse-wives. As fer roots, we git sassafras 'n ginseng root 'round here. Can make dern good cash root'n fer ginsing - more than a good still 'll git ya!!!

@RicardovitzYou got my vote Dicky! I need a pop gun in my hands to bring justice to my lands!

For instance, I can't even get a root any more. Surely a firearm will solve that problem for me.

Don't you think Dicky?

'Lect Ricardovitz. Cuz, I'm a gonna FIX THAR SHOOTER'S PARTY manifesto:
1. Git rid 'o the 1996 National Firearms Agreement of COAG.
2. Git rid 'o the establishment of a Commonwealth Firearms Registry,
or any other interference by the Commonwealth in the constitutional
authority of the States to legislate the ownership and use of whatever thar fornicate kinda gun ya want.
3. Remove Federal red tape regulation for firearms imports from U.S.A, ware they make sexy AR-15's 'n whatnot .
4. Support and promote Australian firearm manufacturers and suppliers
for domestic supply, fer shipment to U.S.A. of battle rifles, 9mm handguns 'n big-ass machine guns. 5. Expand self-defence rights and lethal means of protection ta ALL good citizens.
6. Support and promote national education and safety programs for
buld'n yer own AR's, AK's, Glocks 'n big-ass machine guns, and use.
7. Increase funding to ‘Shootin Australia’.
8. Introduce mandatory sentencing for any cock-suck'n gooberment sissy-man who even THINKS 'bout tak'n yer guns away!!!

@Looney LesWe are worshipping them now Les. Those Aliens have inseminated themselves into our cereberal cortexes in such a way, after thousands of years, that we view them as Gods. Not little Green Men anymore, but now the word made flesh in the madness of our minds.
Jesus - Originally an Alpha Centurion but loved the life on Earth a little much.
Mohammed - A wanderer from a distant galaxy with a mystical glint in his eye.
Confucius - A tired tax collector from the Orion Precinct. Took a budget holiday to the nether regions of our Galaxy.

And above them all... Venus. The she-devil of the Andromeda realm. Banished to far distant Earth for her decadent ways.

You see Les, you thought they were Gods. But they are Aliens. Just Aliens.

Aliens - Thar's criminal aliens, 'n thar's saucer aliens. Criminal aliens 'll rape yer sissy's kooter, butcher all yer kin folks, stab ya in yer eyeballs, chop yer tung out, git y'all 'dicted tar meth 'n fenty while line'n thar pockets with USA $$$'s. Saucer-aliens jest kanoodle thar long finger up yer asshole fer ta place a galactic-transponder. They jest wanna know ware ya upta fer when it git close ta testacle-harvest'n time. Neither way, tain't none of 'em no good fer nothing!!!

Question is now; where have they gone? Did Trump's Presidency scare them off?

Giswick, when ya git a cuntry big as Australia, ya cain't jest have a king, queen, prime minister 'n whatnot. They git territories, jest like thar Yanks git states. Premier = Goobornator. In Wales, I recon y'all call 'em "Prime Sheep-Shagger".

They call their leader a 'Premier'? What are they, a first release or something? Seems rather strange.

Yep. As a candadate fer Prime Minister of Australia, I gotta know what nefarious evil is plotted 'gainst me people!!! Chris Minns is thar Devil's Queer Helper!!!

I would have thought the political why and wherefores of NSW would be of little interest to you Ricky. Have you got a stake there?

Oh that sounds good Sleepy Joe. Good to hear that the shit you Yanks dish around the world is coming back home to you.

This Election will be a BLOODBATH if Trump loses. He means what he says. We don't take him seriously. He means it. But, not seriously. Trump will do it. Bloodbath. We know, not really, but he means what he says.....anyway.. errrr......we.......beat..............Medicare.

@RicardovitzYour are obsessed with that rubbish Ricky. Must make you think of your sister and it gives your tiny pecker a rise.
It will be a laugh to see what President Kamala does to you Ricky. You might have to pack it up and head to Mexico!

@Norman MayThis Olympics is Gold! Gold! GOLD! for the Aussies Norman.
Dinki di, rolled Gold Aussie champs.
And giving those Pommie pricks a real pasting.

Good to see Xenox News steadfastly sticking to its long-held high standards of cultural awareness, historic knowledge and truth in news reporting. Live long and fester!

Kamala, I told you that Tim Walz fellow is a no-good lying dog-faced pony soldier. You, a prosecutor, and you didn't know that Walz was arrested for drunk driving, fleeing and evading a police officer, reckless driving, and tampon bribery? How can you debate Trump? You and that other black guy, Obama told me I had to get out of the way. Called me Senile! Called me a loser! Said I couldn't win, that I was dragging down the party! Now look what you gone and did - picked a dirty, drunk, fucktard pony-soldier, kiddy-diddler (oh, wait, errrrr, not, not that there's anything wrong with, ummm, well...showering with teenage daughter......anyway, we beat medicare.

'Mericans usedta string up Commies from tough hickory limbs 'n dem beat 'em silly. Flam, now them genital-mangl'n docters doped up all thar boys on pussy-pills commit'n testicularcide. Tampon Tim is lead'n thar charge with his gaping faggoty 'ol asshole. But, Flam, I reckon yer one of them kiddy-diddlin groomers. Tampon Tim 'll make sure ya git yer dick-tampon free from yer 4th grade bathroom. You 'n Tampon Tim 'll have a good 'ol time worship'n thar DEVIL, fornicat'n 'n suckicat'n each another!!!

@RicardovitzYou blurt out this crap Ricky but it don't make any sense. 2 centre-right numbnuts like Kamala and Tim got you Trumpites shittin' your britches. No need to worry, there is about an inch of difference between the lot of them.

TAMPON TIM Walz, that 'ol commie nigga picked a child-fornicat'n, kiddy-diddlin, 'ol commie white guy who like tar play with li'll girl 'n li'll boy privates. He all fer re-arrang'n li'll boy peckers 'n li'll girl vag's inta what kiddy-porn weirdos call "art"!!! Tampon Tim - Make'n America a Genital Mess. Yessiree, boys 'n' girls - hide yer privates, cuz Tampon Tim is gonna let Mengele 'n his boys scramble yer genitals beyond all comperhanshon.

No worries Max. I used to be worried but it now looks like the Orange man is gunna be expunged from the Presidency by the dynamic duo of Cop Kamala and Teacher Walz.
Trump ain't got a hope versus this Progressive Power Pair!

RICARDOVITZ be yer secret weapon!!! Woke weponizzer. Politikal Pig-sticker. Abo-abolishinist. Kamala Kick-Asser. 'N all 'round Chimp-o-nator. Chimp-out break out 'n yer neighborhood, than ya need Ricardovitz 'n his team of chimp-o-nators.

@Bring out your deadThe secret weapon/s are not so secret in fact they are out front: CNN, MSNBC, NYT, WAPOST, FOXNEWS, WIKIPEDIA, GOOGLE, FACEBOOK, X.

Sorry, but is there really Sex in the Olympics? You know, naughty pictures etc...?

Well I'll be. Just dialing up Qantas now...

Whoops, mess in pants again. Back soon!

Yeh, well how many medals have you won cunt?

@LordyLordyLordyNot very long at all.