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Here is a bowl of ice cream darling. Now don't get any on your chins.

Jill, am I President yet?

When it cums to pirate activity we don't condemn anything!
I've been keeping an eye on those Yemeni lads. Think I will head over there soon. Expect more fireworks in Tel Aviv Eli :)

@Green Haired JimDo you condemn Hamas?

I'm in! I reckon I'll look lovely in Olive
when I'm friggin' in the rigging!

@TricksterI was on the bus.

Good re-edit there!

The Uniform of the Brave and Morally Righteous. I would be proud to wear it except I have important work to do here in Kyev.

Of course Musk would be a bass player too; any money.

@Denis (with one N)Oi Dennis. Leave the freedom fighter Mr Z out of it. Otherwise we will have to come and kick your ass like we are doing to the Russkis in Kursk.

Zelensky is a bass player. So is Netanyahu apparently.

@This Aint Rock-n-RollYes. It's so degrading.

I'm surrounded by fascists.

Dummy dern't no noth'in!!! Beau - thar stout feller in the back - he pla bass when paps gits a strumm'n on the banjo. Beau a young'n back den - y'all be smart nottar call 'm short!!! https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/dc/ab/badcabebc0871753560179c671e3a8b3.jpg

@Jimmy the WeedPiss weak prick. Be a man for fucks sake. Scared of aliens? While they fuck your sister up the arse?

Be a man not a mouse!

I couldn't watch it all. The music is too scary.

The fact is these aliens are now crawling out of their hidey-holes and are now flying uninhibited amongst the hoi polloi of New Jersey.

They are here now, and there is not a goddAMN thing you can do about it. Biden doesn't give a fuck. Trump is an idiot. And I reckon that Sth African cunt is probably in on it as well. This film laid it all out for us to see. The chickens have come home to roost, that's for fucking sure!

No Jersey holiday for you cunts!

Ps Suzi is in cause she was a real humdinger!

@Mad Mike the Marketing MogulShe has been with the drummer from the start. So not blokey.
It says "Little Guys" not little people. I know that can be flexible nowadays but I meant hes and his's.

I know Suzi was kinda like one of the guys but what about that bird from Squalking Heads? She wasn't very blokey. Or was she?

They say Charlie Mingus was a little fella. But I would never say that to his face.

Here you go:

https://archive.org/details/tribulation-99

Don't forget to leave a tip.

I was dazed and confused after watching it. In fact, I made a beeline for the kitchen and started putting that corn flour straight up my hooter!

@Bug GuyI thought it was something about a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag. You know, squishy, and fast & bulbous.

Xenox is a genus of bee flies?

I don't know about Syria being Libya, but I tell you that Orange freak sure looks like it! Orange, dusty, and filled with a lot of empty space!

Seems like those sanctions worked very well for deposing the brutal tyrant Assad. Expect them to be applied against other world tyrants. In particular I am looking at you Maduro!

God bless,
Patriot

OK, maybe make it 20...

When Ricky wanted to fuck Julie...

@FlimFlamManOk scratch that assassination. Seems it is a twitter hoax

No surprises here. How many times has that video of the US General been rolled out where he says something like "It gets worse. We are not only going to bomb Iraq. We are going to bomb Libya and Syria and Iran" etc. Remember Hillary "The Gaddaffis are like family to us". And NYT top 30 tourist destinations in the world in 2010 where Damascus was number 7.

It's like what "evil" Putin told Oliver Stone in that interview. "We see American presidents come and go but the agenda remains the same.."

Bit harsh blaming Trump here Max. He aint the President yet, Sleepy Joe still in command at the moment. It's both fuckwits doing it.

Isntreal bombing and now taking land and assassinating Syrian scientists https://x.com/bassem_youssef9/status/1866456599193407496 all with the Yanks say-so.

Oh the "Rules Based International Order" just isn't what it is cracked up to be.

Are they sure there was arson at the Synagogue? Maybe someone forget to put out the candles on the menorah?

Oh look. An "arson attack." Not "terrorism". Why the difference? Because this isn't a Jewish school bus, it's an Islamic school bus!!! Where's Albanese now??? Where's all the news media hysteria and demands for more policing? https://7news.com.au/news/iqra-college-school-bus-extensively-damaged-in-arson-attack-in-reynella-adelaide--c-17021281

@NickHi Nick. Welcome to the Peanut Gallery. Well the only soft spot I have for that whiney shithole of a country is the wetpatch on my bed after I have left my load in another Tel Aviv hooker.
A very wet and sticky patch.

Hello to all of good folk back home who read Xenox News. And what a rag; I have long been a fan. I usually just lurk here but thought to reach out for a change as I was just wondering if any of you also have a soft spot for Israel?

@I'm Just SayingI think that bounty will be quietly rescinded shortly.

Maxy - Yar always be butcher'n the English with heaps 'o jibber-jabber. All's ya had ta say was "Sandn*g*e*s kill'n sandn*g*e*s", 'n then git back tar drink'n yer pap's hot-off-thar-still licker!!!

One sticky question is how will the US deal with the $10 million terrorist bounty they have on their new hero al-Julani?

Good summary there Max. I think rather than Libya, Egypt is a more likely model for Syria. Remember them? Elected the wrong guys in just about the only decent election they have ever had. Unfortunately they were a bit too threatening for their deranged neighbour in the North East, and so got booted out and another strong man put in to power.

The freedom coming to Damascus will soon be heading to Washington DC. And like Assad, Trump will be on the run!

I guess it's true. End Times really are here!

Southern Man dern't need no carpet-bagg'n, yankee hobo, preverted man-whore around anyhow!!!

Let me put that through the Ricardovitz Gibberish Translater:
"I am an idiot, and my family are idiots, and I like to fuck my sister"

Thar sandniggas sell moolas at thar local Dinar Store. Raised thar prices ta 1.25 Dinar - In flashion 'n all.

I throw a fist full 'o nickels tar Jensen Wang fer mak'n a man money. He make more $$$$ than a Georgia Tech meth-cook!!!

Sure mate. I'd piss off from this dump any time. Just give me the moola to get going. Ya gunna do that!?

A shooter has taken out United Health Care CEO Brian Thompson. We CEOs need another decent pay rise and fast - risk money. Let's vote on it - all those (CEOs) who say I? Against?

And the list continues to grow! Trump has just handed control of the US Space Program to us as well announcing Jared Isaacman as the head of NASA

The chosen will have full control of not only the planet but the entire solar system as we prepare for the arrival of the messiah.

We will then deal with the idolaters who worship that fraud known as Jesus just as we are dealing with Amalek.

Thank you Mr Trump!! (what a goy)