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Great spiel Max. But not buying the 'distraction' idea. People say this all the time. Trump doesn't need any distraction. Fact is he is working hand in glove with Netanyahoo. They got Gaza in a vice, Hezbollah de-fanged, and Syria under control with their Al-Qaeda stooge in charge. A perfect time they think for them to hit Iran.

We switch now to 20thC Fox who are re-visiting their studio fanfare theme music. Under direct instruction from Rupert himself the team were tasked with making the theme more reflective of the current empire's leadership and the bold moves being put in place to make America great again.

Diaper Don needed a major distraction from his links to the late Jeffrey Epstein as well as to Putin's kompromat. Escalating the L.A. anti I.C.E. protests is one way. Israel bombing Iran is another. Did Trump and Netanyahu make a deal?

The Dirty Zionist send me back home on a plane and feed me sandwiches made from the meat of Gaza babies. And, I am still a virgin because I find no Jews or Muslims to rape my fanny.

Oh, my friend, look what the Jewis do to Iranian pigs! Jewis free Iran's Hindu-loving and peaceful people from Islam Nation. Just as India free India from the Muslim Cow-Killers we banish to PakiLand.

Tain't no darkies up here, Lordy. Not less theys work'n fer me. If theys call'n me "Boss Ricky", I dern't wory non 'bout 'em.

@RicardovitzOh the bed-wetting/pants-shitting world you must live in Ricky. Dont go outside! There maybe someone you dont know

Life is like a bunch 'o Mexicans - - ya dern't know which one's not gonna rape yer wife 'n rob you!!!

WETBACKS GO HOME!!! YOU IS GETT'N DEPORTED!!! GIT BACK TAR MEXIBRO. Ware dark womenz git Mexifro's. And, thar dark chinamen calls theyselves "Aztec Injuns".

The Christo-Fascists and World-Enders are creaming their knickers!

There's a guy with a ticket to Mexico
Know he couldn't look much stranger
Walking in the hall with his things and all
Smiling said he was the Lone Ranger

Too much rootin', not enough shootin'.

Rubber bullets don't count.

@Well I Jumped'Ol Ricky here gonna school ya on spoons. Thar be only ONE legit use fer a spoon, cide from scoop'n up soup 'n whatnot inta yer mouth. When a "FAKER" git spotted by thar real deal, thar 1%'er Biker, thar initiated KKKlansman, er some other high-call'n group, this be what happens. The spotter git his folks tagether 'n grab the FAKER. Strap im to a chair in a warehouse, barn or whatnot. They git out thar blowtourch 'n git that thar spoon glow'n red hot. Then, they do a li'll tattoo removal, press'n that red-hot spoon on FAKER'S skin ta git all refs to thar real group off his skin!!! Smell like fester'n, moldy steak on thar Barbie!!!

@Looney LesSpoons? Silver spoons? Cold spoons? Grin spoons?

@RicardovitzWe still have our spoons! And by God we will fight for a freedom. One scoop at a time!

@NarendraBetter get off your big brown arse and gather up your airforce wreckage.Could get some rupees for it selling it to the scrapyard. It'll help to pay off your budget woes!
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@Bye bye tigerWhatcha plann'n on do'in 'bout it? I gonna say watever I damn well please, 'n you Commies 'n Muslims tain't gonna do nothin!!!

@Bye bye tigerSo we thought. But here we are still. A little unsteady, but unbowed, and still sticking it to the Labor/Liberal duopoly!

Question is, if his Band is gone, why is Bob still around?

THEY TOOK YER GUNS. NOW THEY'S COMM'N FER YER MACHETES!!! Y'all are F-ed up 'n fried sideways. What kinda man lives in Australia 'n dern't gotta BIG KNIFE? Y'all gonna let 'em take em away? Yer gooberment is gonna next ban any peckers over 2" long, cuz they might could RAPE SOMEONE!!! So's before y'all thrin in yer BIG KNIVES, ya best lop off yer peckers tar 2" so the gooberment pecker-banners dern't have to.

Thar go 'ol Black Boomer bragg'n 'gain. Why you pshd wonbt git yer blajk-ass up here 'n git tar pick'n!!! 'll giv e ya a bunk 'n a big bowl 'o gritz. On thar company stureore. 'll git ya in shap e fer runn'n 'ol jonny jump post runathong. Yes sir ee, git ya good 'n sunbleached!!!

Been more than 17 years Albert... Surely you must have remembered it!

Here is some AI for you: Fuck off ya cunt.

How about lobbing your finger up your arse mate?

How about lobbing Molotov's at some of the shitty land supporters? On the balance I think it could be reasonable. Especially after all the shit those fuckers have thrown at peaceful Palestinian supporters.

Too bad Putin doesn't have any drones. Oh wait..

Looks like these drones are giving old Putin nightmares. Our boys have juat blown up all his big planes. I expect his regime to crumble any time now!

PakiLand Larry's link is big lie. It say nothings about PakiLand beating no one's arses. India is a supreme super-power, blessed by Shiva and Krishna. Pakistan is where India throw its garbage-people, pedophile worshipers. Shiva forbade Muhammed from bringing his pedophile-arse to India with his tiny 8-year old girl sex-toy. All Muslim pedophile-worshipers must stay 200 kilometers west of Sir Creek. Do not show your PakiLand arses east of India's border.

@NarendraEven your Generals are confirming it now Narendra:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2025-05-31/india-confirms-it-lost-fighter-jets-in-pakistan-conflict-video

Stop hiding behind the lies. Just acknowledge that this time you and your country got its dirty brown arse whipped. Just like how you like your arse probed by big Sanjav of Siddhartha.

Well lucky for me I had my penis extension procedure completed early 2024.

Signal is backdoored CIA rubbish in any case my good man...

But fuck Microsucks and the rest of these cunts!

@Queued Up In KewCould dig her up? She won't say no now.

Lord knows I would take it!

Hot Lips is dead. Now what?

Somethang's gotta kill ya. 'Cept fer me. I gonna be hang'n 'round this 'ol world fer 'bout a nother thousand years!!! Dern't y'all fret none, 'ol Ricky 'll keep this here news paper fresh as a momma goat's spring titty.

So now they are saying that the covid19 epidemic was a hoax and sure enough it would appear that EVERYONE has "moved on".

@Larry from LahoreI provide deep assurances to all India and friends of India I not lose even 1 plane. All my planes return safely after firing 1000 missiles at Paki betichods. We blew their Muslim arses to Naraka, I promise you.

Is you Box Boy, Lordy??? Me thinks you is. I'm a jest try'n tar have a polite jibba-jabber wid Herr BoxBoy. 'N then there you is - all up in a fancy 'bout anal-fornication. Now, ya know I preach thar Word not to go 'bout anal-fornicat'n with 'nother men. God - he dern't like anal-fornicators, 'n said so a bunch 'o times in thar Bible. Anywhoo, I thank ya git a identaty problem there, brotha Lordy.

Oh Ricky. Your obsessions with gay sex is obviously an indicator of your sexuality. So stop flippping over your sister and get out of the closet my boy.

@NarendraWhere are you planes Narendra? Still waiting for the French to give you permission to admit we blew 5 of them out of the sky?

Boxboy - You lick'n fer Philapino lady-boiz? Well, I'll be. Dern't know you is that kinda feller. We call 'em "funny-fellers". Dey act funny. Proally cuz dye liketa get all up in 'nother feller's shitter. Ya aughta stick tar women-folk - dey git somethang 'lot funner tar play with than a nasty 'ol asshole!!!

Some suderbai put "h" in my name. Modi name have no "h" in it. H is for Hitler and Modi more like Vishnu and Shiva.

Perhaps you not remember when I visit Sydney in 2023. Twenty-thousand of your countrymen cheer me as god Vishnu. Even almighty rocker Bruce Springsteen not get applause and praise like Modi. I would like take India’s relationship with Australia to next level, with Indo-Pacific anti-China alliance. And, yes, death to Pakiland.

PM Modi if these scoundrels are giving you a hard time please feel free to come and visit me in the delightful City of Sydney. I can give you a wonderful time as I show around this marvelous town and all it's public amenities.

@Dr KildareIt is disgusting!

I dunno. Standing there shaking, with a gun in my hands. Pointing it at the pricks. Thinking... "suppose Luigi did it, so then so can I"

Obama and Orangeman? Removing Trump would solve a lot of problems.

Removed with extreme prejudice.

@Denis (with one N)Sounds delightful Dennis. I hope she gave you a nice smile when you got your burger and coke.

I used to have a Pakistani fiance. Well, we were dating. Fine, she took my order at Maccas drive through once. At least I think she was Pakistani.

None of the World like you Pakis. You are like an abscess on a sacred cow's bhosada. Your country make nothing worth buying. You have no technology, no call centers the world need. India is a great empire, much betters than PakiLand. You Pakis run and hide in steets of Engliand. Pakis cannot compete with Modi, cannot compete with Indian Empire.