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dont get fucken smart cunt

I hear you need to give your age to use the intertubes in Australia. Thank christ they didn't put an intelligence limit, cause XenoxNew would be rooned!

They got pills for everything nowadays!

Except for the Missus... Just can't get rid of her.

Flam, ya dern't no nothi'n!!! Them Aliens is for real. But, they dern't mean you deep-south Fatlanta Negros no nevermind. Nordics dern't need y'all on thar Dole too. They only be smart'n fer them blond-blue Nordics. Cuz, thar Nordic Race be thar real boss-men. 'N thar Nordic Aliens they left a heap 'o thar folks behind THOUSANDS 'o years ago, start'n with Jesus Christ. They sent Jesus down tar get them jews right with Thar Lord. What they do??? Nailed thar Nordic Leader to the Cross. Jest like ape-savages from yer African jungles, them semite-savages wern't made 'o thar right clay fer the Nordics ta work with. Dern't believe me? Go ask 'em yerself. Jest dern't be yammer'n in dat jungle-jabber - they cain't mind-read jungle-jabber.

@Fred from SeafordOh Fred, I hardly believe some opium eating fiend like Wallace had anything to do with the brilliance of Darwin. I mean, he wasn't even in Charles' lodge for godsake!

Oh those days were long ago...
Now I do as they tell me. Except for Ricky. he is an idiot.

The important findings of Darwin's chief collaborator Alfred Russel Wallace came to him in what Wallace described as a kind of visionary, spiritual experience while he was very ill with fever. Wallace's input greatly assisted the completion of the Theory of Evolution, in fact when it was first published it was credited to Darwin/Wallace. Fifty years later Wallace was removed from the record as part of an increasing trend in science in its dismissal of the notion of supernatural like visions and other "irrational" phenomena. Science is in denial of its own origins.

@DonaldWinning or losing, a score must be kept somewhere. A value that defines who is rising up the ladder of hope, and those who are plunging to the bottom of the League of Nations.
Donald! Where is this scoreboard kept? And surely there must also be an unbiased adjudicator who ensures that these scores are correct, and not tainted with the bias of Nationalism.
There can only be one place, and one man, that fit this job. President Kim Jong Un, Pyongyang.

And to the winner of this contest of nations? Why some free beer of course. Taedong Bitter; the choice of champions.
https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/under-the-influence/2957-ale-tasting-taedong-bitter

What has the freeloader, bastard-child, Anthony Albanese done for Australia? Losing. Losing is what Albanese does best. And, we love him for it. We love him because in every equation, there must be a winner and a loser. Winning, baby! At Australia's expense. Get use to it, sissy boys. Albanese - MASA, Make Australia Suck Again.

Oh those boys look lovely! President Donald please keep up your good work!

I have the occasional personal expulsions. Not something I normally want to advertise. But nonetheless, when it happens it brings to mind. Something sweet like the lass at the end. And also...
The Final Release.

Donald! Keep up the good work. You really are turning the US into a shithouse, sorry, powerhouse.

Well if it takes so much effort why'd ya do it ya lazy prick Mr Strontium? I won't be vacillating with my backhand when I see you again!

The quandry of being a johhny-come-lately colonialist. Oh diddums

Sorry Tom but there are no alternatives. They are all following and tracking us.
Stick with the tin cans and string. Only safe and private way to communicate. Either that or keep your mouth shut and don't say anything.

No need to buy any Apple products. Plenty of alternatives as good if not better. Shop around, consumers!

Peace is overrated. I'm thinking about a deal to swap Israel fresh American-made M16's for dead Palestinian AK's they've been collecting. There's a whole market of angry American-haters who will be happy to pay top dollar for AK's with Palestinian blood on them. Meanwhile, in Pakistan, I'm working on a deal to get a bunch of hand-made AK-47 prayer rugs for angry AK-47 lovers. If you have any "special requests", drop me a line and I'll see what I can do for you.

News-flash, things are starting to heat up again in Ireland! The Orange Order will want German weapons. The Sinn Fein - they are so pedestrian, will need to locate a bunch of old AK's and MAC-10's. Now, let me work my deal-making magic.

But what about my feels!!!

Good to hear that peace is within grasp. Hopefully it will be a piece of that delectable pinoy ass!

Penny Wong. Just another useless Labor liberal.

@Charlie ChanWINNING! That's what I do best; what America does best. The Jews destroyed Iran because of cheap, shitty, Chyna made planes and missiles. That's WINNING. American technology winning over Chyna's toys. Just look at how much revenue my tariffs have brought in to the US - that's also WINNING. Losers like to call me names. Winning Bigly and MAGA, that's how I roll.

Oy vey it's all true! I have video evidence of Hamas terrorists eating Israeli babies... as well as dogs and cats... with hummus!

@DonaldDonald they don't call you the Orange TACO Man for nothing. You fold like a cheap Yankee suit whenever we tighten your nut vice. Best you do what you do best: roll over and let the foreigners fuck you for free.

Chinkie Chan, go ask your Fat Poo how all of that Chink-a-neese military hardware he sold to Iran did in protecting Iran from Israel's wolf-pack demolition and destruction. When the Jews got done killing and destroying whatever they wanted to in Iran, I sent over my big Uncle Sam boot smashing all of Iran's Nuclear factories. All of that Chinese Junk couldn't shoot down one Jewplane or stop my big, powerful, long-reaching turgid bombs from drilling 3 new assholes into Iranian Nuclear factories. Right now, I'm working on a deal to sell dead Iranians to Israel to grind them into protein bars and sandn*g*e* jerky for the starving Gazans.

@DonaldOh ding dong Donald. We have your Yankee balls in a vice and gunna turn them to Dim Sims if you dont behave. Now get on your knees and bend over freakman!

@Herman WoodyHello, Herman. Are you by chance related to my son, Woody? You know I served a lot of hard time for killing that judge, Herman. It just seems like I know you from somewhere. Were you the one who tipped off that guard in Atlanta Pen, snitchy Woody? Were you the snitch?

Chyna Charlie, no one likes a mouthy Chynaman. America is winning. Now, eat your Texas Rice and pay our tariffs, or I'm going to have Bibi's family break your thumbs and blow up your cock-ring pagers.

Trump. A man with a big stick, but little hands. Plus orange skin.

ie a freak of nature!

Is that a moon buggy with a Nazi flag on the friedken moon? Shocking. Truly offensive.

Not to mention the dozen beheaded Israeli babies that had been roasted in an oven and then hung up on the clothesline.

Arrrrrgh.....Uhhhh....a...broakgr srgag and heapcol Armacoroon people. A gobromnt byyyye dadadodado heapcol, ffffforrrr the heapcol, ov the heapcol. Dur I ged da right Jill?

@Chat GPTAny more AI prose and we will all die from ennui.

@Palintir CleanerWhat is best for humanity is for you to die and die quickly. Would you like to explore this from a philosophical, scientific, or policy-driven perspective?

@Well I JumpedWant previous Nobel Peace prize winner meritorious achievement precedents? Check out Henry Kissinger.

@Rhode Island ReclinerI'm working hard on getting re-elected in 5 years, because Jill will rip whats left of my testicles off....uhhhh well, ummmm for the working man! Ohhhh I mean working men and gals....ummmm girls....no wait negros, no that's not it, trans gender confused.....ahhhh.....ummmm.....uh oh something smelly and wet is dripping....anyway.................we.........beat.........medicare.

@Hello Darkness My Old FwendI've had enough of 'human' writing. Just goes on and on, and leads to nowhere. The time has come for the robots to take over. They will know what is best for us.

@Rhode Island ReclinerJoe is crying at the moment as he is shattered that Netanyahu didn't nominate him for the nobel peace prize. The Biden name tarnished forever for running a genocide protection racket and his only comfort the Ukrainian grift dollars and the death of 300,000 Russians. Maybe Zelensky should nominate Joe. Set up a two horse zombie clown race between Trump and Biden. A peace prize awarded to the biggest killer is very 21st centrury. (See Barry Obama and his extended killer drone campaign)

Come across as bad AI. Another signifier of the death of creativity and "original" writing.

@Denis (with one "n")Sweel as the smell of success.

@PatriotWhatever happened to good old President Biden? Maybe he is hanging with his old friends in the 'hood; Mousey and Chops and all the boys in Delaware. Thank God we had him, because who knows where we would be now without him!

@Rump L. CleanskinI was fully sweeled on BRICS once.

@Hello Darkness My Old FwendIf he had put a box on Waltz's head he would have been ok, wouldn't he?

To be an Aussie means you don't have to worry what all the deadbeat Yanks, Jews, and Arabs are up to.
We are in the greatest Nation on Earth! No need to give a fuck about them Olly. As long as we keep the riff-raff out we will be fine.

That 'ol boy be speak'n some kinda Jamaican voodoo. Best not ta listen tar the Black Devil when he be voodoo jabber'n.

Well I'd say something, but there's not a gosh darned thing I understand.
It reads as if it was written by that Georgian Ape Mr Ricardovitz. Can someone translate? Perhaps there is something important in this hillbilly gibberish.

Don't know why you worried Olly. Do you really think things are that bad? Don't think so.

Wait till the end of the decade. Then the shit will have really hit the fan.

'gives a fuck you remembered the beer end

I had a question for you but by the time t went to the fridge for another beer I forgot what it was

Lordy, you have facts wrong too. Hamas no civilians. All are coward militia. Dress like civilians to avoid Israeli bang-bang-boom. Fire many bullets and rockets at mighty Israel. Not a smart thing for weak monkeys do to Israel.

@BenjaminBen you are speaking of the Mighty IDF. A force like the world has never seen before. Why, no army in history has killed more Civilians than the Isn'treal Defence Forces!