EARLY SWING IS CLEAR: ABBOTT WILL BE AUSSIE PM!

Put down your glasses ladies and gentlemen. I can call the 2010 election for you now.

 

 

New Aussie PM Tony Abbott

 

Tony Abbott will be Australia's new Prime Minister!

 

The three year flirtation of Aussies with the namby pamby socialists is over. Time for some sanity and decency to return.

 

The champagne corks are popping in Cranbourne as I type!

 

God bless Australia! You little beauty Tony!

 

 

Digger,

 

Cranbourne

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    · 16 years ago
    I agree. Bob would make a proud leader. In some ways he reminds me a little of William S Burroughs.

    Maybe Bob could organise to rename our country to "Interzone"?
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    · 16 years ago
    Christ, that's all we need. A green fairy as PM. Just to finish off the disaster of the last 3 years of ALP government...
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    · 16 years ago
    Yes, we need another "Do Nothing Government". Just fund stuff for corporate giants, nest your own feather and retire on big super. Either Julia or Abbott will suffice.
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    · 16 years ago
    eyah right
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    · 15 years ago
    What government? We have no government we have boards of directors and CEOS.
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    · 15 years ago
    And power freaks.

    Enjoy the internet now people. The days of websites like xenoxnews.com are numbered.
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    · 15 years ago
    Of course we do. The invisible hand of the market has divined it that way.
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    · 15 years ago
    The "invisible hand of the marke" is all too obviously visible. There is nothing free about the "free market".
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    · 15 years ago
    I love her "invisible hand" on my pecker...

    Talk about a rational economic decision ;)

    Was the best $20 I ever spent!


    Yours with a happy ending,

    (PM) Hairy Fuckyouruncle
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    · 14 years ago
    And now the union hacks on the march again, trapping thousands of innocent Aussie travellers around the world.

    Our country needs Tony Abbott more than ever to stand up to the Union bullies and stop our descent into a socialist nightmare thanks to JuLiar and the Greens.

    The collapse of Australia since the 'election' of the Gillard government is nearly complete. The vast majority of Asutralians are crying out to boot the ALP mugs and their Union thug mates out of power and put Tony as PM.

    It is about time JuLiar listened to the people instead of her Union hack advisors.

    Digger,

    Cranbourne
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    · 14 years ago
    Bob Brown for PM. You're my only hope Obi Kenobi.
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    · 10 years ago
    @BLACK FRANCIS IN PERTH That is about the same as Hilary was paid for her after dinner musings to Goldman Sachs. The 'third way' fuckwits are the sleaziest pricks around.
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    · 1 years ago
    @Bye bye tiger So we thought. But here we are still. A little unsteady, but unbowed, and still sticking it to the Labor/Liberal duopoly!
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    · 1 years ago
    @Bye bye tiger Whatcha plann'n on do'in 'bout it? I gonna say watever I damn well please, 'n you Commies 'n Muslims tain't gonna do nothin!!!
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    · 1 years ago
    @Ricardovitz We still have our spoons! And by God we will fight for a freedom. One scoop at a time!
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    · 1 years ago
    @Looney Les Spoons? Silver spoons? Cold spoons? Grin spoons?
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    · 1 years ago
    @Well I Jumped 'Ol Ricky here gonna school ya on spoons. Thar be only ONE legit use fer a spoon, cide from scoop'n up soup 'n whatnot inta yer mouth. When a "FAKER" git spotted by thar real deal, thar 1%'er Biker, thar initiated KKKlansman, er some other high-call'n group, this be what happens. The spotter git his folks tagether 'n grab the FAKER. Strap im to a chair in a warehouse, barn or whatnot. They git out thar blowtourch 'n git that thar spoon glow'n red hot. Then, they do a li'll tattoo removal, press'n that red-hot spoon on FAKER'S skin ta git all refs to thar real group off his skin!!! Smell like fester'n, moldy steak on thar Barbie!!!
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