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Perhaps there was beetroot in Yugo's oatbran muffins? Might explain the 'blood'...Serves him right for eating that hippie shit.

Shit yeah. We have all been waiting for who knows how many years for that corn to re-appear. Who is that ate the corn in any case? Maybe I have been checking for nothing! Not to mention the beetroot! Now that can be scary.

This website has an obsession with it's bowel habits

The rats haven't left the sinking ship, they're just hiding below decks chewing on the rotting corpses of their fellow rodents.

Het Ric old mate, I reckon you should take this blokes advice and do the shotty polka

I reckon that you Australiens done got yer testicals lopped off way long ago. Dern't even know what a Shotgun looks like no more. THAT TAIN'T NO SHOTGUN, drug guzzlin dummies. That thar is a black powder cap 'n ball rifle. Look upside that thar barrel 'n ya can see spirlin grooves. But, don't you fret none. All you got to do is vote for me, Ricardovitz in this here year fer Prime Minister of Australia. I'll git you yer guns back, and with that I guaranty y'all is gonna grow back yer testicals. But, boy oh boy, you'all done been feminized fer so long, tain't gonna be easy.

An explanation of reality will be had when the last neuron leaves your skull.

They're all cunts out there!

This guy has just had a new portfolio added to his duties which is the government’s new "respect agenda", which is aimed at reducing alcohol-fuelled violence and anti-social behaviour!So the first MP to receive a vote of no confidence in the upper house in over a decade and for whom it is has been alleged is on the take from property developers evidenced by his apparent never ending quest to destroy Victoria's remaining natural habitats, is now put up as a role model for angry drunks.Mr Respectable:[img]http://images.theage.com.au/2009/06/18/584409/wr_420_justinmadden-420x0.jpg
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Thar Sons of Cain are servants of Satan! Thar Lord placed his mark on Cain - a devil child - cuz if he dern't do that, all of God's Children would've done kilt him lickity split. But, God wanted to give thar Devil his due. I reckon God had a task fer his Devil and them Devil Children to preform - dern't have no inklin what it be, but he got a plan, yessiree he does. Y'all jest remember, thar Devil is evil, but he works fer God cleansing the Earth and thar Heaven from stank and filth.

Another bum who needs a beard

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Well now it is all the fashion; to have your own soup strainer :PTo me it is a disgusting reflection on the lack of moral hygiene in our times. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if wiping your arse has gone out of fashion as well!

If Israel had not been created there would be no "terrorists" now

Viva Fidel! How many US presidents has he outlasted!

Tony Abbott is an utter chalatan. You want to know what he stands for? Wait 5 minutes and it will be a different policy every time. he became the Liberal's leader by accident. He is to be the fall guy while the extremists in the party scramble to identify someone who might get them back into office in about a decade!

They don't call it DICK-SEE for nuthin!

Ain't got no brothers up north. That's Devil-country and none 'd be even figurin on goin thar. Yankee Land is chock full of whores, pimps, welfare mud babies, satan worshipers, God-hatein Joos, thieves, fornicatin animals, drunks, doped-up drug-guzzlin hippies, dikes, homosexuals, and whatnot. Tain't nothin but a cess-pool of sub-human filth.Even in Dixie, Satan git hold of a poor boy's soul and turn him to homosexualizin. We dern't turn no heads and git all lovey-dovey with such possessed souls like them dumb hippy Yankees do. Nosirree. We git God in thar poor soul's life. I done seen thar Devil baptized out of one such soul in my time. Done took a heap of baptizin, but the wickedness was destroyed and thar Devil left that boy to growed up 'n be a productive citizen - clean tables over at the Cookie Jar, and dern't say nothin ta nobody. Them Town Elders can baptize thar Devil out of them whos worst inflicted. Seen it myself.

The picture reminds Ricardo of the man his brother ran off up North with.

he is here. and not to save our souls but to steal them!

Ain't y'all tard of lookin at that creepy froot-loop boy?

This here fella that wrote all that jibber-jammer ain't right in the head. Yep - he got a right bad case of thar glooms. Now, them doctor folks got all kinds of potients fer glooms, but it ain't nothin but rootcraft. Ifn' you take a 'lill lick on thar Rosebay it'll all be allright. No need of fancy doctorin.

Nudity. And wild bestial sex. That is what we all need.Well. Me especially.Yours in love and rockets,Herr Fucknuckle

I've been praying to that Sister MacTrollop for ages...I still haven't got a root I didnt pay for yet :(Yours with empty wallet and spotty dick,Hairy Fuckedyournun

And now with a wave of the Pope's magic wand Australia has Saint Mary MacKillop. Dumbledore would be proud!

thank for your post

Is old Bill Hefferman still round? Or did he get the flick with the rest of those Lib deadshits at last election?

That log of shit is one long tube of steaMING MICROBES: CHOCK FULL OF life, just like the anus that squeezed it out like a tube of toothpaste; on the rim of life and death the arse is the place that looks over the horizon towards the distant edge of death to the everlasting life of bacterial re-genesis; it tells us a story people - that beyond hope there is really nothing but shit, death, blood, steamy sex, and the fissures of...Lost my train of thought, someone came and asked me a question and now it is all gone.I'll be back if I can remember what the fuck I was on about.

Not a lot one can say about this one, is there?

The only crime is ignorance. Ignorance of my genius.

Larceny is a crime against possession.

my life is one science experiment

He apparently had evidence that the 2 towers were loaded with explosives... then ...click.... gonehttp://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/march2005/020305thompsonwarned.htm

Appears to be a case of either too many drugs or not enough, what?

Thar sooner Doloroso you git learned that I ain't no retard, but a prophet who's tryin to import some Godly vision on yer soul, you'll commence ta healin yer soul.Thar Bible is full of great prophets who unspirited folks think is retards. You jest one of them boys, I reckon. But, I'll pray fer ya and have faith that thar Lord will let my visions become yers.

Corn Liquor is thar Devil's steppin stone to Meth. Leme tell you, boys and girls - lots of bad folks turn badder 'round here. That 'ol Devil got thar families stillin moonshine, and now thar runt chillern is cookin the meth. Devil - he gits 'hold of yer ma or pa, and he's got one foot in thar door to yer soul too. Devil's got moonshiners making meth....whats it gonna be 20 years from now? Y'all dern't wanna see the evil and wickedness that y'all let loose all 'round.

My face squashed like Maxys... too much corn liquor and dancing girls :)

Good news everyone! Rush Limbaugh has been hospitalised with chest pains. With luck and by the grace of God, may he drop dead or at least be saved by a doctor who is black and homosexual. Happy New Year!

When y'all gonna lock Ricardovitz in a rubber room? He total mental case.

Nationalism is the final refuge of scoundrels. Patriotism is for sheep unable to think for themselves.

What you got 'gainst killin Ayrab Terrorists, Max? You and yer Joo blood aught to be all fired up 'bout gettin back at them folks who been a murderin off yer kind fer thousands of years. Yer jewish bros ain't real fond of you, I reckon - give all that lip-smackin to Al Jazera and what not. Don't make no sense to me, but y'all folks never did.

Better pop a valium Ricky, it looks like your brain is steaming up too much!

Forget the nutmeg; get on the corn flour!

MUSLIMS IS THAR SERVANTS OF SATAN.....That's right, boys and girls. Muslims is EVIL. Muslims is DEATH. Muslims is EVIL Muslimes are MURDER. Muslims is Othello-incest-mother-fornicators. Muslims eat goat CRAP. Muslim women is REVOLTING ugly heffers. Muslims is ANUS-lickers. Muslims is TURD burglars. Muslims is SYPHILIS ridden, brain-rotten, flesh eatin, homosexual whores.Add that all t'gether and what do y'all got??? D E M O C R A T S. That's right boys and girls, if'n it wern't fer them weak, limp-wristed, homosexual lovin, nigga-lovin, mammy tit-suckllin good fer nothin Democrats, we would have done terminated off any swarthy-skinned sand-jiggers that dares to peek his/her beady li'll peepers out of thar desert sand. Yesirree - and a big AMEN to that.

I meant "sink" but "sin" will suffice nicely. Must stop sniffing nutmeg.

Sin or swim? Global warming will resolve all conundrums.

Oh dear. Sounds like another whining NIMBY.

well i´m fucking me a different Mabel nowadays... man has my world changed!Snow all gone... waiting for her to lubricate the goat

I'm in the shed too. And I'm not coming out until this xmas shit is over! Merry Mithras!

Drunk on beer I went out to the shed to get another six pack and momentarily forgot what I went in there to get.