AUSTRALIA'S PRIME MORON
AND SOCIAL VANDAL PROMISES
EVEN MORE TO COME AS HIS
PEOPLE CRY TEARS OF JOY Aussie P.M. Judas W. Hellspawn
has proved once again that
he can be trusted.
His latest broken election
promise on the Medicare
"Safety" net is just the latest
brick in his solid wall of lies.
He called a conference at the
Australian Ministry of Truth:
"I may be the spawn of a
failed biological experiment"
he droned -
"But my unsullied record of
never telling the truth on
public matters should boost
public trust in my consistent
performance!"
He wiped the froth from his
belligerent lower lip as
he raved on -
"And may I say that those
bludgers receiving welfare
can expect more of my fair
but firm compassion - they
should follow my example of
never receiving a single
dollar of public money,
while my unearned personal
allowance is well below
one million dollars a year!"
Sensing something lacking
in his message of joy,
he quickly added -
"Australia's performance
under my wise leadership
has been such that we can
now afford to remove all
public welfare schemes,
and to all my critics -
I am not a sociopath or a
pathological liar, and you
can take my word for that!"
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