THE BIG NOWHERE

We are conceived in the womb and end in the tomb.

I could use a big bang right about now, but dammit, a bang is hard to find!

On TV morning show they had a scientist, Dr Bob I think it was, explaining about these photos they took that showed where the centre of our galaxy was, and this other bunch of galaxies around the place and how they were these little bits of this bigger thing. He said that the way the sausages and the lumps were layed out it proves the big bang theory as all this shit spread out after the bang. The woman asked about what was there before the bang and he couldn't really explain other than to say that time and space were created as a result of the bang. So, with time going backwards, I guess we may be heading for another bang. He said that if scientist weren't thinking about these things (homos!) then we wouldn't have computers or calculators. I kind of lost him there. In any case I like studying the big bang theory, especially using models, lets call it interactive modeling......I swear, sometimes I can prove that time going backward phenomenon...just like going back to the womb. Big bangs, wombs, time going backwards; I love it.

That's right that's right! The answer is enjoy your time here and have a good laugh about it all.

Absolutely! *The devil's always in the detail, but HEY! fuck it! In my more hopeful, opti-mystic reveries, I imagine Harpo as President of the World! One squeeze of that ubiquitous bicycle horn of his and all is resolved! Hmm, I just realised: that wasn't just ONE age old question I mentioned... it was SIX!*Ubiquitous?!)

Fuck. It seemed so easy all those years ago.

But now, as the end closes in, how do you feel?