70 YEAR OLD DICKHEAD AUSSIE PM SETS RECORD STRAIGHT

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Australia's elderly leader PM John Howard today set the record straight on the Australian economy:

"I am only responsible for the good economic news; any bad news is obviously someone else's fault."
He then went on to urge Australians to focus on the positive aspects of his reign such as Danish Princess Mary:

"I mean, under my rule an Aussie kid has grown up and become a Princess! Isn't that the wonderful story we should be telling Australia?"
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    He is a Dickhead, he is not 70 years old, he is the political leader, he does not rule. He is a Dickhead
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago

    I must respond to all the unkind critics.

    I think PM Judas Hogwort looks pretty good
    for a 95 year-old retard. If you take his
    terrible handicaps into account and the
    fact that his ministers are vicious nazis
    you must concede that most of his acts have
    been merely grossly evil.

    I am certain that some entities received
    benefit from his repellent reforms.
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    · 21 years ago

    Give the poor old creep a break! You try lying and cheating your
    way to the top and see if you don't wind-up looking like the
    picture of Dorian Gray.
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    · 21 years ago
    The PMs a shifty old creep alright! He rode into power on the back of Keating's economic hard yards, and now has run out of steam (but not puff!). Oh all those idiots out there that bought his pork barrels full of lies!
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    · 21 years ago
    You can criticise him for his mendacity, his ruthlessness, his callousness and his cold-blooded ambition! but why pick on his age? That's just juvenile.
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    · 21 years ago
    Fuck Howard. He was always going about "flip-flop" Beazley so if he can have a go at fat Kim we can have a go at him for being a 70 year old fuckwit.
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    · 21 years ago
    Can't dispute such sterling logic!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 21 years ago
    What a hero of the people the Malignant Dwarf is! He purports to support the "Aussie battler" while stiffing working men and women with the highest taxes in the OECD! In the same way he pontificates his solemn support for the sacred soil of Gallipoli while approving roadworks that have dug up the bones of our fallen Diggers! What a weasel!
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    · 21 years ago

    Give credit where it's due. The rodent is the supreme
    hypocrite. All you need to do to decode his putrid
    pontifications is to merely totally reverse them.

    The morally spineless are terrified to discover that
    their lickspittle hero is a total liar and cheat.
    More terrifying still to discover the damage the
    little vandal and philistine has wrought.
    Christian? Pah!
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