Is it illegal to ejaculate onto your ballot sheet?

Herr Fucknuckle 18 October 2007 0 minutes read

And if not, will your vote still count?

These are the questions that need to be answered...

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Lusty Les · 19 years ago
herr Fudgeknuckle you have inspired me.

Nov 24 I am taking a stick magazine into the voting booth and I am going to vote Family First... all over the fucking ballot sheet!

That fucking senate ticket is so huge I could blow on it and wipe my arse with it, and there would still be room to vote for the Christian fuckwits.
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Unregistered · 19 years ago
This is sure to encourage a internet based voting system. Go for it! This must be why the Swiss have decided to this route.
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Cordelia Cruikshank · 1 months ago
I am fairly sure that if you use your left hand it should fine.
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