Favourite Spritzer recipes

As coiniseurs of the blessed beverage are well aware, that Jum Beam piss is compsoed of dehydrated redneck jism which festers when the old Swheptz is added. Dont fuck with you health kids: drink the real deal: Stolychnaya or nothing!

All this diddly-daddlying and not a fucken spritzer in sight....fuck...1 a.m. Lygon street anybody....fucking out

The Greco/Roman Had these fricken bottles of Chinoto or something. That black shit. Tastes Ok really. Good and harsh and dry which, if you are off the spritzers aint a bad thing. Anyway, next evening (seeing I was off the piss) I go and buy one of those tall bottles of clear sambucca, and then thought what the fuck. And there you have it: the Greco/Roman! (Trademark pending) Now if you are really fucked up, you could put in Ricard or Pernod instead and call it a Franco/Roman. Note: Ice might be getting a little too fancy for this one.

I award myself the most fucked up spritzer of the month award Don't ask why but I thought I would have JD and Sarsaparilla now that is fucked up

Tips on Vodka drinking from RT

"1. Several hours before the session, swallow 50 milliliters of vodka. Once inside your system, it will behave similarly to the way process gas in pipelines to smoothe the flow."

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From the german word spritzen: "spatter, squirt, spray, sprinkle"