Wife Whoppee!

I made a mistake and put an ad for a wife-swap.
You don't know what sorts of bitches I got.

Some were black, some were poor.
Some wanted me to come in via the back door.

But they hadn't even swept the stairs...

I'd like to have some wife Whoppee you see;
but with a criteria set by me.

She gotta be Chinese and with a nice pair.
And to do what needs to be done:
Cook me dinner, roll over lay down and let me in.

Not too much to ask?

I sit on the porch with the current wife and discuss the end of days.
"how many women do you require?"
None is too much and infinity won't do.