Even more freedom for your dollar!
All of those fans of the OZZI STUPIDCARD(TM)
I.D. system, are in for a treat!
Once the card has introduced freedom from privacy,
STUPIDCARD(TM) technology will be extended to
brain implanted STUPIDCHIPS(TM).
You little dullards need never worry that you will
ever deviate from the Howardland Grand Plan.
The STUPIDCHIP(TM) will guard you from your own
impulses right up to the day you become processed
into Soylent Browns and fertilizer.
Once again Ostrichlians lead the way!
Too stupid to survive, and too stupid to care.
