HOWARD OR COSTELLO. WHO IS BETTER FOR AUSSIE WANKERS?

A change of direction for our great masturbation nation is in the wind. Who would offer the better leadership for our country of pullers and squishers?


Costello, as I have reported, has already broken one promise to the wankers.


But we know that crotchety old fart Howard has declared War on Wanking. So is it tweedledum for tweedldee?


I reckon that we need some more options. The Liberal Party is chock full of pompous dick pullers who could give Australia back to the masturbaters.


Brendan Nelson springs to mind as an inveterate wanker, perhaps he should take over the top job?


Tony Abbott has all that Catholic guilt from playing with himself too much; as Australia’s leader will he give Aussie wankers a fair go?


How about a woman? Bronwyn Bishop is an ideal candidate, many Aussies both he-males, she-males, and dykes of all descriptions have waxed lyrical over her charms. As the new PM Bronny would certainly stimulate the paper industries.


Whoever takes the job they should be on notice that cum next election time the Wankers of Oz will be judging them.

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    · 20 years ago
    I bet Bronny has teeth at BOTH ends!
    Even if Johnny were to hump Costello in public, they still wouldn't get my vote.
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    · 20 years ago
    You sure? I wouldnt mind a video of that. I'd put it in my father-son collction.
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    · 15 years ago
    Looks like Tony 'wanker' Abbott will get his chance to be PM soon enough the way old JuLiar is going...
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    · 15 years ago
    As long as Friar F*ck is Opposition leader, Gilly has nought to fear. The man is a certified nutcase, as dense as a sack full of hammers, and HE still thinks a slogan is a policy. Even Aussie voters aren't that stupId. are they?
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    · 14 years ago
    Ah Mr Tenenbaum, latest polling suggests they are...
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    · 14 years ago
    Right on! Wanker power!

    Whoever gives a good deal for us wankers gets my vote!
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