Rabies
14 years ago
CHANNEL 9 BANKRUPT? XENOXNEWS.COM MAKES AN OFFER!
My version of Big Brother would have a house full of sheep and a couple of randy big kee wee boofheads and set up a betting company and takes bets on which one fucks the first sheep. With my luck and knowing kee wees they would probably fuck each other while eating FUSH and CHUPS !!!!!Time for my meds ...........bye now.
Alma, Camperdown
14 years ago
CHANNEL 9 BANKRUPT? XENOXNEWS.COM MAKES AN OFFER!
Something about that idiot stare from that pink feathered bird gets me angry.Very angry.I'm reminded of the all the bludgers and reffos and gippos and such who are in my country now. Lazy buggers who have never worked a day in their life and always have their hand out for more of our money.My old husband Barry used to say you shouldn't kick a man when his down. Well fuck that I wanna blow those cunts sky high.And that fucking pink galoot as well.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
CHANNEL 9 BANKRUPT? XENOXNEWS.COM MAKES AN OFFER!
what about the right to spell proper moron
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
CHANNEL 9 BANKRUPT? XENOXNEWS.COM MAKES AN OFFER!
Dern't be so cheap, Tex!!!I git $100,000 cash burnin a hole in my pocket - I'd coff it up fer a TV station. I git enuff programin ideas ta fill prime time, daytime, nightime, 'n anything inbetween fer 7 years.Tex, I'll sell you 'n boxhead 30 second commercial slots at only $500/second - ain't gonna put no restrictions on it neither, but do reserve all editroial rights.
Disgruntled TV Viewer
14 years ago
CHANNEL 9 BANKRUPT? XENOXNEWS.COM MAKES AN OFFER!
Fuck that ostrich. I've hated that cunt ever since I first saw his smarmy beak on TV. Hope they fuck him dead.Bring back the emu; that's what I reckon they need.
Babelfish
14 years ago
XENOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: GREENS DEMANDS FOR GOVERNMENT
Well we know how Tony responds: shoving his foot in his mouth and gouging out his eyeballs while he kicks another own goal. What a flake!
Babelfish
14 years ago
XENOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: GREENS DEMANDS FOR GOVERNMENT
dern dernt dang darn yippedy dippedy dern guns dandg soooo-weeee dern darnt dangety dang
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
XENOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: GREENS DEMANDS FOR GOVERNMENT
You left-bent boys is always tryin ta put a man 'n his guns down. I git 'em 'n you dern't, so's I think your jest makein up fer yer shortcommins.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
XENOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: GREENS DEMANDS FOR GOVERNMENT
Oh Ricky you and your pop guns...
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
XENOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: GREENS DEMANDS FOR GOVERNMENT
I demand more guns!!! Gimme green guns, black guns, more guns!!!
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
My life with mugwump jism and bug powder dust
Git some real tarded folks 'round this here place. Mugwumps ain't no Republican. It's a dumb Yankee Injun word. Lord know what it means, but it dern't mean Republicrat. I reckon you'd have ta resurect all them dead heathen injuns them Yankees done kilt off 'n ask them.
Digger
14 years ago
XENOX NEWS EXCLUSIVE: GREENS DEMANDS FOR GOVERNMENT
The last 2 years of the JuLIAR's government have proved what a scam the Greens are. They claim to be supporting the environment when in reality they are reds in disguise!Thank God it won't be long before they and Gillards union hacks will be given the boot and sanity will be restored to Australia.Won't the latte sippers be screaming then?Digger,Cranbourne
Lazy Larry
14 years ago
My life with mugwump jism and bug powder dust
Where can i score?
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Butt-sex is fer Arabs, Muslims 'n Prophet Mohammed. The part of the Koran the Muslims 'll never let you read talk 'bout Prophet Mohammed's butt-sex adventures with 9 year-old li'll girls 'n boys. Why you think Muslims make thar women hide theyselves under black burkas??? Cuz they know ALL MUSLIM MEN 'll rape a woman, girl, or whatnot cuz Prophet Mohammed (PB&J) say it thar only relief he can git fer all them barkin doggies who hate his guts 'n wanned ta tear his intestines out of his pudgy li'll arab belly.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
anyhoo... what the fuck has this got to do with reffos on Howard's old hideout? I blame that cunt Ricky for changing the conversation again.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Nah... I reckon that is Mighty Thor smacking old Jesus upside with his hammer.
Jude
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Jesus was so true. Here is a photo of him smiting the devil:[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Thor.jpg/405px-Thor.jpg
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Rabies
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Bum sex I say - free bum sex for the poor ole !!!
Get one wit da Lord!
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
I had some stuff the other night. Now I come to think of it it must of been similar to what that guy what wrote revelations must of had. Seen all kinds of stuff.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Yer pre-Catholics, i.e. jews, snuck all that old testament stuff into the Bible. Jesus dern't do none of that thar.
Knowlegable Biblical Scholar
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Nonsense. It has to be true; or else I don't have a job.
Salmon Rusty
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Hate to break it to you all but "Jesus" is a fictional character in a book of fiction. Its mythology, not history. Religion is just another word for superstition. So stop arguing over nothing and grow up kiddies, there is no Santa Claus!
Knowlegable Biblical Scholar
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
That's all well and good, but what about when the cunt they call Jesus went to the Garden of Gethsemane? This is the question that has haunted Biblical scholars like myself for years...
Numbers
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Jesus affirmed the general authority (Mt. 4:4, 7, 10), doctrinal authority (Mt. 22:29), imperishability (Mt. 5:18), historical reliability (Mt. 12:40), scientific reliability (Mk. 13:19), truthfulness (Jn. 17:17), and the exact number of books that belonged in the Old Testament (Mt. 23:35; Lk. 24:47).2 Jesus affirmed the truthfulness and accuracy of the Old Testament in every way possible.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
Internet Informers
Max Gross Watch: Max Gross retired from the Feral Gooberment in December 2005. Prior to his retirement, he used the cover "Dean of School Intelligence" at the National Defense Intelligence College. But, we all know what he's jest an internet spy!!! Before that, he was Professor of Intelligence (Middle East) at the same institution (jest 'nother name fer CIA SPY). He also served as an Intelligence Research Specialist in the Middle East Branch of DIA’s Directorate of Research. Max Gross served as a military intelligence officer in the United States Air Force, with three consecutive overseas assignments in Turkey, West Germany and South Vietnam.Thar you go, boys 'n girls. Know yer enemies. TRUST NO ONE!!!
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
You dummy!!! Jesus dern't want nothin ta do with the Old Testament of the Pharisees. That's why the Jews killed 'em. Ware do Jesus go on 'bout any of them jews in the Old Testament? Nowares! You been ticklin yer funny bone a might to much with these here tall tales of yers.
Numbers
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
It almost seems as though Jesus was anticipating 20th century biblical criticism when He authenticated these accounts. The con-clusion is simple. If a person believes in Jesus Christ, he should be consistent and believe that the Old Testament and its accounts are correct. Many want to accept Jesus, but also want to reject a large portion of the Old Testament. This option is not available. Either Jesus knew what He was talking about or He did not. The evidence is clear that Jesus saw the Old Testament as being God's Word; His attitude toward it was nothing less than total trust.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
I dern't give a dern 'bout yer jew-bible. Jews know thar Moses traded flesh - 'n they dern't care none. Muslims go 'bout killin folks who tell 'em the truth 'bout thar beloved Mohammed (PB&J). Mohammed was a boy-lover, girl-raper, 'n when Muslims find out 'bout it, they go hog-wild. Jest a funny site ta see them sand-coons goin hog-wild over thar preverted Mohammed.
Numbers
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
They attacked Midian just as the LORD had commanded Moses, and they killed all the men. All five of the Midianite kings – Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba – died in the battle. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword. Then the Israelite army captured the Midianite women and children and seized their cattle and flocks and all their wealth as plunder. They burned all the towns and villages where the Midianites had lived. After they had gathered the plunder and captives, both people and animals, they brought them all to Moses and Eleazar the priest, and to the whole community of Israel, which was camped on the plains of Moab beside the Jordan River, across from Jericho.Moses, Eleazar the priest, and all the leaders of the people went to meet them outside the camp. But Moses was furious with all the military commanders who had returned from the battle. "Why have you let all the women live?" he demanded. "These are the very ones who followed Balaam's advice and caused the people of Israel to rebel against the LORD at Mount Peor. They are the ones who caused the plague to strike the LORD's people. Now kill all the boys and all the women who have slept with a man. Only the young girls who are virgins may live; you may keep them for yourselves.(Numbers 31:7-18 NLT)
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Prophet Mohammed was a girl-rapin Pedophile - That's what I believe. What do y'all think them prison bucks 'd do to that Muslim Prophet Mohammed if'n he were ta get some modern jail time fer his kiddy diddlin?
Curious, Location: Universe
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Perhaps our True Believer was expressing the old 'truism' anything is possible. Which is correct, but you have to be aware of the 'anything'; not just the 'thing' you want to believe in.Ring a bell, UFO numbnuts?
Religion Makes Me Vomit
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Luckily, Mr Humbug Believer, I don't believe it. Meh! Why not just take your small thimble of crackpot bullshit and your medication and have a nap.
A true believer
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
The arrogance of the atheist is astounding. You think you know it all? All wise and powerful? You are but a flea infesting a worm on the ass of the sheep that our lords feed themselves with. Your knowledge is a small thimble of nothingness in the all encompassing cosmos of the Masters of the Universe.Your punishment will be terrible, hard, and for all eternity.
Religion Makes Me Vomit
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
And both make mighty fine toilet paper. Mighty fine!
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
That part of the jew-bible that talks 'bout all them jew-families 'n whatnot tain't nothin but a bunch of jew-lies. The New Testament is the Bible - Thar Old Testament is full of jew-lies.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
50 thousand years ago? Isn't that 45 thousand years before your dimwit God made the earth you hillbilly fuckwit?If you start quoting science your brain might go round and tround so fast it'll explode.
Mr Thesaurus
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Dernt? What the hell is "dernt"? Is this Ricard individual brain damaged?
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
What's a matter Flam - you dern't like thar dinky-di history of Australia? Cuz, you know I'm shootin it ta y'all straight. What kind a DNA you think them Abos got in 'em? Mostly Niggro DNA. You is the dummy, Flam. Can read all 'bout it right here: . http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/1286/dna-confirms-aboriginal-australian-origins" Australian Aborigines descend from the same lineage as the first modern humans to migrate from Africa, DNA analysis has confirmed. The find is a further blow to the idea that the evolution of indigenous Australians was marked by many migrations from Asia. "This means that aincient n*g*e*s invaded Australia. What, you think thar wern't no one on that thar big island 50 thousand years ago? You think no proto-chinks made it a few miles south of thar homeland 'fore the n*g*e*s invaded? Well, dern't take my word on it, Flam-Man, Abo DNA dern't lie! It got a 'lill proto-chink in thar somewares. How you think it git thar? A few China-whores wondered down into Niggro-controlled Australia 'n jest went 'bout whorin 'round? Nosiree, that ain't what happened. The proto-chinks were thar first. The Affrican Whooly-haired beasts invaded in waves slice'n 'n dice'n & rape'n the proto-chink inhabitants. Killt most, 'n raped the li'll proto-chink girls. How do I know this??? Cuz that's what Niggros been dooin ('n still do) warever they invade. Tain't too hard ta jest look at an Abo 'n know ware thar mummy 'n daddy come from.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Ricky you are a dinki-di dickhead.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Abos is from Africa. They come from Africa 10,000 years ago 'n raped 'n slaughtered the slant-eyed people livin in Australia. That's why they is mostly niggro, but got some kinda slant to 'em. Whitey was kind to the Abos - din't do to them what they done to them folks who was original ta Australia. Jest ask yerself - how come thar ain't no wooly-haired man-beasts in New Zealand?
Sam Fransisco
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi! Unless you are a aboriginal brother you are among the BOAT PEOPLE.
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Australians. Christ. In the words of my painter friend Donald..."Stick a fork in their arse, turn them over, they're done."
Cocksucker Blues
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Refos? Um... isn't the country 99% refos? Or did we draw a line somewhere, a nimby line?I would say Rabies is a reffo also? And a nimby. And also has a very limited sense of time and place.
Rabies
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
What a crock of shit - fuck the cunts let them stay in their own self made fucked up shithole countries . Tis a shame we have to spend as much as we do on the 2 islands. Give the prick the tools and gear to do the repairs. No of course they would be to fucking stupid and fucking lazy to do it. AUSTRALIA FOR FUCKING AUSTRALIANS and fuck you and your warm and fuzzy soft cock reefo lovin queer cunts,
FlimFlamMan
14 years ago
XenoxNews.com Classic #Poetry
So daring Ricky!Really; very daring.
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
XenoxNews.com Classic #Poetry
Prophet Mohammed, a wicked Devil-Whore was he,Hated Doggies 'n loathed a woman's pussy,But, Prophet Mohammed, he sure did love li'll boys,Raped 'em silly 'n stole thar toys,'N when he was done bugger'n his l'ill boy-slaves,He boxed some up 'n stuffed most in graves,Thar rest Prophet Mohammed labeled "Baboons"Stuffed 'em on ships 'n sent 'em 'cross wavesTa pick cotton by day 'n thieve by night like coons.
Gore Blimey
14 years ago
XenoxNews.com Classic #Poetry
There once was a fella called Ricwho developed a troublesome ticHe tried drinking it offwith some slops from the troughand by pouring hot tar on his dick
Ricardovitz
14 years ago
XenoxNews.com Classic #Poetry
Xi Jinping,He's a misining,Tain't nobody seen 'emChinks dern't' ware no bling blingAnywhoo, that whore Gu Kailai done KILLED 'EMXi's stiffer 'n a tarred possum,Deader than a drowned baby china-girlJumpin JinpingThe Mooncrickets is chirpin!!!
Aussie Ozborn
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
Good one Max, keep speaking out, (bonus points for getting the word ossify in)
Satan Lover
14 years ago
GILLARD'S PATHETIC SOLUTION
We have a burning cross here in hell... and we'll be sticking it up the arse of all you Christ lovin' hillbillies once you shuffle off your mortal coil.Cunt you gunna be hollerin' dixie all night long!
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