Bums With Beards

An occasional series on the down and outs who should have a shave. Feel free to submit your own.

Today's example:

 

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Found wandering the streets of Najaf


This loser probably hasn't seen a razor since he started drinking. Hey Abdul you should get to the barber pronto! No wonder you haven't had a root in years!

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    · 18 years ago
    Through the capture and interrogation of Iranian Clerics by American armed forces, they have been able to determine that most Iranian Clerics hide the Mark of the Beast 666, beneath their heavily bearded faces. Thse clerics are sworn to secrecy about their fraternal order of Satan. Otherwise known as Sons of Cain, they have sworn their alegience to serve the devil. The Sons of Cain advocate murder, rape, torture, skinning alive, acid baths, eyeball smash, electro shock torture, leukectomies, and poison induced trauma to fulfill Muslim Prophacy. US investigators have just begun to uncover this secret Muslim Sect, and are currently engaging in further intensive investigation of this matter.
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    · 18 years ago
    In Australia they have The Sons of John (Cain). This outfit was run by a crazy old wino and a pack of gangsters. So after over a decade of mayhem they were all put out in a wheelie-bin for the last time.
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    · 16 years ago
    Well now it is all the fashion; to have your own soup strainer :P

    To me it is a disgusting reflection on the lack of moral hygiene in our times. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if wiping your arse has gone out of fashion as well!
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    · 16 years ago
    This prick is a shister and no better than a bum in fact I would rather a bum be running planning in our state

    [img]http://images.theage.com.au/2009/06/18/584409/wr_420_justinmadden-420x0.jpg [/img]
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    · 16 years ago
    Another bum who needs a beard
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    · 16 years ago
    Thar Sons of Cain are servants of Satan! Thar Lord placed his mark on Cain - a devil child - cuz if he dern't do that, all of God's Children would've done kilt him lickity split.

    But, God wanted to give thar Devil his due. I reckon God had a task fer his Devil and them Devil Children to preform - dern't have no inklin what it be, but he got a plan, yessiree he does. Y'all jest remember, thar Devil is evil, but he works fer God cleansing the Earth and thar Heaven from stank and filth.
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    · 16 years ago
    This guy has just had a new portfolio added to his duties which is the government’s new "respect agenda", which is aimed at reducing alcohol-fuelled violence and anti-social behaviour!

    So the first MP to receive a vote of no confidence in the upper house in over a decade and for whom it is has been alleged is on the take from property developers evidenced by his apparent never ending quest to destroy Victoria's remaining natural habitats, is now put up as a role model for angry drunks.

    Mr Respectable:

    [img]http://images.theage.com.au/2009/06/18/584409/wr_420_justinmadden-420x0.jpg [/img]
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    · 16 years ago
    They're all cunts out there!
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    · 15 years ago
    You notice every half-assed rockstar wanna be has a beard nowadays? Losers, the lot of them.

    I never saw ol' Keef sport any facial hair. And as he is the definition of rock star then ipso facto wearing a beard is the complete opposite.
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    · 12 years ago
    Spot on Kick!
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