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I'd hire Putin lickity split ta take that chimp-in-chief's job. Putin's thar kind of man who know how ta handle a whip 'round the lazy drug-guzzlin freeloader class.

Absolutely true. Just listen to his version of Blue Moon. It is existence  personified in song.

Kygrz? Wow, that's one place I've never thought off. Just let me google that...Damn, mighty fine looking women there. Ahem... Just let me reach for my cleaners.Hmm... Hrmpfff...OK fellas, I will be back later.Yours with a Stan in my pants,Hairy Fucknuckle

Dear Hoboken fella,As a freedom loving free-market libertarian kind of guy I can understand your heartache. I bet you paid good money for this woman and now she has broken your contract.There is nothing lower a person can do; for if you take a man's property you are really no better than a government.Am I right, or am I right? ;)

Two of Australia's greatest in one picture. A good example to the young folks of the value of hard work and studying hard. Not that the latte sippers and greenie goons would know anything about that!Digger,Cranbourne

Dern't want nothin ta do with homosexulas like you. Not less you is shovlin donkey poo fer ta clean out my stalls. Ain't nothin you got, flimflam, that I want, cept fer the hard work I can whip outa you.

Sure as shit is. Got me thinking; why dont you visit me hillbilly boy? I can doctor your stinky hole with my pecker.After that i can use it to clean your teeth; you dumbass sista fucking numbskull.

Harrr. We git a new Pogo the Clown??? Git off yer horse 'n drink yer milk!!!

Take a learn from this - y'all can do yer own fixin's. This here worth a second gander.

That's my dad you're talking about...

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@AnonymousI have become curious about Joseph Conrad's detestation of Fyodor.

Whatever the fuck this cunt is, he is now the Treasurer and as such has revealed his true colours. More for the rich and fuck the rest.

Fluck you Charlie Chan! Fluck you up the arse with a giant meat cleaver!

We buy Russian energy already. Nothing left for India.

I say let's put Putin and Obama in the ring, one time to sort out who is the He-man of the World! Can set it up here in Kiev; don't worry we will give both sides a fair run!

What poppycock. Us Indians are sick of the white man putting us down. Beware of the Indian tiger for she is roaring very loudly soon!

No, my hair is thick and luxurious thanks to a regime of clean living and washing it regularly in the blood of the matyrs.

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Ah - the tipping point - are we there yet?

Tain't right!!! Nosireee, tain't right tain't right. Goblins is eat'n brains, gifford 'n grull. Demcards gugglin 'n blood. Zeig Zeigggar!!!. Upm ferget'n Rpublicrant. Anywhoo, Obama usam is behind all this. ALL OF IT!!!

What poppycock. There is a special place in hell for those scientists  who dare mess with the realm of our Lord!

Does the application need the hand of a certain group of people? Perhaps the aforementioned Mugwumps could lend their hands to the cause?

A wet Tobacco leaf applied to piles is a certain cure.

It looks like a goat's head to me. I can clearly see horns. It is satan emerging from the depths to come and offer us some deals.

And the easiest way to conduct this experiment safely and legally in most countries of the world?Buy a box of 8 gram N20 Cream Chargers from your local restaurant or chef supplies store. Totally legal! Kesey was a big fan of nitrous! Tip 1: ISI brand is one of the better purer cartridges available.Tip 2: Do some research on erowid.org on how to use.

Bravo for exposing this nasty old harridan for the charlatan that HE is!

A most pithy inquiry, to be sure. But may I suggest an alternative view? The human brain is a freak of nature - a deformity, if you will - as nowhere else in nature does such a incongruous organ exist. Its functions therefore are beyond scrutiny, certainly beyond the scrutiny of those afflicted with its benign dysfunction. Ah, the human brain: so much potential, so little to show for it.

Congratulations Xenox News. A worthy and insightful poke in the eye of the nefarious world of opportunistic religious extremists and grubby nationalists. Until now I had always considered these pages the nonsensical playground of idle university drop-outs - excepting, of course, that astute if rarely seen contributor Mr Max Gross. Well done and keep up the sometimes tacky but always essential arbeit.

Sunbathing little green men perhaps? What do you think hillbilly? In my considered opinion it is probably just the methane lake volume decreasing, but I know that is rather boring for all you UFO loving types who have dreams of marrying some alien woman to fulfill your twisted sexual perversions.Yours rationally,Dr IP Freely

I cain't help but ponder on what that thar xposed rock on Titan thinks that thing takin tintypes of it is, Mr. Freely. You reckon it thinks it's a UFO er a jest a pesky 'ol methane breath'n crow.

Oh dear, seems like the latest news has resurrected the UFO nutcases. It is only by the use of the rational scientific mind that we can even get pictures of Titan. And now you are claiming that some re-exposed rocks are signs of extra-terrestrial life?You mental midgets should get back to school and learn a little physics and mathematics; studies I am sure you must have snoozed through last time.Get off the piss Get  off the dope. And wise up hippies.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

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He cuts a dashing figure, and certainly has the support of India's wise and great. But where does he stand on the price of dahl? Round where I live it costs a pretty rupee or two, i can tell you!

Listen Lord Mockington the days of the Raj are over. Do you know the world economy would crash if Indians withdraw their labour? Just imagine no internet without us hard working Indians.Our man Modi is going to teach you white fools a lesson. Just you wait and see.

Yep. I git a clan - my clan-folks jest post a 'ol tintype of our great great granpaps whoop'n the tar outa a worker who tried quitt'n 'fore his work was done. Li'll sayin under it say: "Hard work is the backbone of the clan; Ever now 'n again you gotta crack a back to shore up the clan."

Just another friggin jingoistic opportunistic nationlaistic bullshit artist

You got a clan? What's your tartan then you dumb hillbilly fuck? Have a Coat of Arms? I'd imagine it would be a pot with a racoon in it and a pic of your sister spreadeagled under ya daddy.

Blue skin Fugates - heard of 'em; taint never seen none. I reckon them bein french 'n from Kentucky, thar arnt a chance of none of my clan runnin into a blue fugate. I read 'bout chrome abos, but ain't never run into them neither. I did find me a lump 'o iron diggin fer root Saturday. Meteorite from outer space.

Blue skin hillbillies? Well I'll be! This world is changing...and not for the better it seems.

Send this Indian prick to Mosul. We know how to deal with him.

In short, blue skin is out. Brown skin is in. A few centuries from now, we're all going to look like Brazilians.BraziliansBrazilians.

It really happened: Six generations of inbreeding spanning the years 1800 to 1960 caused an isolated population of humans living in the hills of Kentucky to become blue-skinned.The startlingly blue people, all descendants of a French immigrant named Martin Fugate and still living near his original settlement on the banks of Troublesome Creek when hematologists studied them in the 1960s, turned out to have a rare blood condition called methemoglobinemia. A recessive gene was pairing with itself to change the molecular composition of their blood, making it brown as opposed to red, which tinted their skin blue.https://ca.news.yahoo.com/humans-eventually-look-brazilians-140349518.html

Great news from our dynamic new PM. I have longed for that stinky Spiro next door to be given the boot. Now my wife and children can bath in the Ganges with no fear of his evil European ways.

Oh Modi you are setting loose the Tigers of India! The world will tremble when they hear our roar!ps I can't stand souvlaki either.