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Ricky your idiocy is all encompassing. The longer this 'siege' runs the more like idiots the media/right wing nut jobs like you are gonna look.

If y'all had guns, the Muslime would be dead, lickety split. But, y'all dern't have no guns, 'n all you can do is cry. You dern't see no Muslime commin out ta Warwoman to hold me hostage, do ya? See, boys 'n girls, Muslimes only pick on the weak. Join the Dixie cause 'n take back yer guns....take back yer testicals!!!

But forgot his flag it seems.

Be careful. He has a gun.

Yes Tony is in charge... the dollar is tanking and we have terrorists striking in the heart of Australia. He sure is doing a great job!

Looks like we didn't torture them enough... How come we didn't know this was being planned?

Putin has got the dimwits in the west wrapped around his little pinky.

Priest Leonid Kazakov - I git it right, didn't I? You still sucklin on Putin's titty?

Anyone who good fer killin slant-eyed gooks I reckon is good fer the world. How many gooks did Regan kill? How many gooks you think Putin is gonna kill? My guess is half a 51 million. Putin is gonna git his boy Kim Jong-un ta go postal on South Korea, ain't he. See, boys 'n girls, this is how it gonna go down. Igor Shuvalov is set up ta meet with Pak Pong-ju by end of this year - coulda already happened. Anywhoo, that thar Pak family - they the ones who run North Korea. 'N when Putin needs a distraction, he set his boy Igor to do his biddin. The li'll "Monkey Boy" (that what the Pak family call Kim Jong-un) will go ape-crap fer a distraction 'n that's when Pak 'n Putin, through Igor, is gonna open a can of whoop-ass on South Korea.Jest 'member, y'all read it here, boys 'n girls. Fer real reporting.....World Correspondent Ricardovitz

Looking back Nixon looks like a liberal compared to the clowns Thatcher and Reagen that followed him...

Ricky you are an in bred dimwit. Now get back what you do best; hauling the tractor round the field and picking the cotton hillbilly!

CHINESE PEOPLE EAT BABIES. Rich old Chinese men is eating babies - gobblin em up as tastey treats. I seen pictures of Chinamen eatin babies 'n aborted fetuses. They boil 'em up into a soup for 'n serve the innards like baby heart, baby liver 'n baby kidneys ta make thar li'l peckers stiff.Qian Jintan from Guangdong said "it tain't but a thang, eat'n babies 'n whatnot" confirmed this is now a hot trend. "I 67 and take baby herbal soup to increase my health and stamina and the power of sexual performance, it work" said Qian. Qian showed pictures of a human baby is being prepared for food.Asked about how much dead baby cost in China currency Qian said "'bout 3000 American - depend on if fetus or baby 'n whether Chinese". Qian say that it is effective because he is a frequent customer. "Baby soup is a delicacy and expensive herbs are added to boil the baby with chicken meat for eight hours of boiling and steaming after the innards are removed" said Qian.Qian pointed to his third wife next to him. She 15 years old. "we have sex everyday" said the 67-year-old man.Qian say he have a special restaurant who contacts him when they have the spare rib soup (local code for baby soup). He gets babies when couples who already have one daughter and the second one was again a daughter. This couple drown baby after induced labor. Those baby who is close to be born and die naturally costs 4000 American. But, the aborted ones cost a few hundreds American because there so many.This is just the way of nature from many Chinese people prefer to have male babies and the poor families end up selling their female babies, said one Chinese health official. According to chinese health worker, Liu "I have baby soup too", but only with abortions I buy at discount from my clinic - it keeps me very healthy and my husband say I have good sex apatite.World Correspondent, Ricardovitz

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Dern't you mix up the goodness of a close family with the wicked devil-muck of yer own want'ns Flam. I git me two boys 'n a girl. The girl done married a Bleckley - they a big thang 'round here. One a my boys git a mule farm 'n some land, 'n the ogher he's work'n' on gettin' his onw land - helps me out when I need it. Sis is married to one of the Hauller boys - they good fer gettin done what someone like you ain't good fer. You work it out, Flam - tain't me got a worry in the world. You the one who is sick on the inside with fear, sorrow, 'n sin!!!

And you do Ricky? You and your sis squeezed out a few redneck wonderkids back in Clayton? Wow you pair are Cletus and Brandine come to life!

What you know 'bout birthn childs? Nothin!

Dogmess Dan, you dern't know nothin! The Yankees done burnt down everthang that was ever built by slaves. Tain't one thang standin today built by slaves. 'N them Yankees stole all the money of Dixies - even took to printin our own, but they took that 'n then some. So, yer good-fer-nothin Afros dern't do a thing fer the USA or fer Dixie!!!

The child is born with a blank slate; the mind. It can be moulded and shaped to any form you want. I could imagine sinister forces could create a child assassin or terrorist. But I say best to leave the child mind to the guiding hand of the market. We should privatise childhood now.

Maybe we should put the infants on the pill and that way they will have a happy sexlife marriage?

United States my arse! Without slavery, without the blood sweat and tears of the original "Afro-Americans", the fking USA today would be a third world country

Boxboy, you is surely gonna meet God one day. Dern't know wen. Only God know that. But, it ain't gonna be too long. 'N when you do, you jest remember 'ol Ricardovitz - he tried to help save yer soul. But, as sure as you is gonna meet God, I'm gonna meet him too. Probaly gonna be thar 'fore you git thar. But, I'm tight with Jesus. You ain't. 'N the Devil knows it!!!

This lousy internet...anything older than 5 years is tossed away. I would have loved to see what was up with Woman's Golf in 2002... In fact loved to see any Woman from that long forgotten era...But Mr Yahoo says no glot! Flushed down the internet dunny hole.

"I swear by Almighty GodTo tell the whole truthAnd nothing but the truthGuns gunsThey torture all the women and childrenThen they've put the men to the gun'Cos across the human frontierFreedom's always on the runGuns guns a-shaking in terrorGuns guns killing in errorGuns guns guilty handsGuns guns shatter the landsA system built by the sweat of the manyCreates assassins to kill off the fewTake any place and call it a court houseThis is a place where no judge can standSue the lawyers and burn all the papersUnlock the key of the legal rapersA jury of a billion facesShouted out condemned out of handGuns guns, and nobody's kiddingGuns guns, or foolin' aroundGuns guns, the violence is singingGuns guns, a silence the sound'N I Iike to be in AfericaA-beatin' on the final drum'N I like to be in U.S.S.R.Makin' sure these things will come'N I like to be in U.S.A.Pretending that the wars are done'N I like to be in EuropaSaying goodbye to everyoneGuns guns there's guns on the roofGuns guns they're made to shoot"

The more you read about this 'Grand Jury' show trial the more you realise how much bullshit it was:http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/seemingly-unorthodox-police-procedures-emerge-in-grand-jury-documents/2014/11/25/48152574-74e0-11e4-bd1b-03009bd3e984_story.html

I have confidence the protestors will get their message across... burn a few cop cars... shot a few more FBI guys

  Educate...Agitate...Organise...

Getting killed for jaywalking... It's in the Bible so it must be justified.

Writing to the the St Louis prosecutors office on 24 November, the forensic pathologist who carried out a second autopsy on Brown (his name is redacted, but it is presumed to be Dr Michael Baden) complains about lack of access to information. The pathologist notes that in 25 years of experience, such information is usually needed “to correlate the autopsy findings with other information that is necessary to permit full medical examination of deaths such as that of Mr Brown”.http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/nov/25/ferguson-michael-brown-darren-wilson-grand-jury-report

I beat ya to it Tex. Folks who want real report'n listin to Ricardovitz!!!

The country gives its citizens the right to bear arms. Let the citzenry declare this right!

Time to throw the brick.

FERGESON; Africans prove they tain't but a bunch of animals to thar world....again!!! Well boys 'n girls, all them news fellers git it right. They knew Africans can git riled up over thangs thar tiny li'll brains cain't understand. Yessiree, them media boys flash them lights 'n camera lenses 'n Africans go to jiggaboo danc'n 'n rioting, 'n burnnin thar own neighborhoods like monkeys on crack. Well, some might argue that Africans is monkeys on crack!!! Maybe they is, maybe they ain't quite that smart. All I know is the only white folks who live anywares near Africans is them who is on crack, meth, 'er some kinda moon-faced retard. Hope y'all Africans dern't need no prescriptions fer diabetes medicine or whatnot - cuz you done burt down yer Walgreens!!! Oh, lordy be, what is a 400 pound black woman from Fergeson to do???

Forget the regularity... Now I'm suffering from the Piles!!!

Have they caught you there a few times Ricky? Looking up those naughty 'Kissing Cousins' pics? Why you peverted hillbilly!

Nope. Thar 'bout 50 nautical miles off yer NE shore jest mull'n 'round, drink'n vodka 'n listenin in on piss'n 'n groanin 'bout bannin more guns.

Hey, Mentalist - ware's yer boy Kooshyar Karimi now??? Sipp'n mint julips 'n eat'n cherry bon-bons on Richard Gary Casey's fron't porch???

Hey, Horny Harry, I git some news fer ya. You is goin away fer a long time fer exposin asio agent A.S. Williams, IT administrator at Monash University, fer her work at RG Casey. Dern't you never git 'tween yer gooberment when they is spy'n on Lebos 'n neferious whatnot. How many dern times you need a Dixiecrat ta tell ya - dern't go snoop'n 'round Monash U's internal IT department. Thar's bares in them woods, boy. Yessiree, thar is!!!

What happened to all those Russian ships heading our way? Took a detour? Sunk? Lost in a cyclone? Pity they didn't show up; they could have taken Abbott and his band of Lib fuckwits back to Siberia with them.

Hey Pablo I got a little corkscrew in me pants that can fix your problem. Just roll over you Spanish cunt and let me fill your hole and your shit will flow out like it is on tap.

My boy Putin is a gunnin fer you Aussies. Yessiree. Wanna know why? Cuz you ain't git NO GUNS!!! Your women folks done cut your man-sacks off 'n now you look like a bunch of clukin hens fer the Russian Wolf to feast on. That sackless tranny-nanny Barak Obama is tryin ta do the same thang to us Dixies. But, we won't have none of his black monkey shine. Nosiree. Come 'n git us Putin....I'll fight yer commie whores 'n make gasoline outa yer thin commie blood!!!

Should have taken the corn https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/under-the-influence/3066-the-magical-mystery-of-cornflour

Well assuming this story to be true, unlike the litany of lies this newspaper normally peddles, I'd say we have a case of spontaneous excretion. It happens only very rarely and has been associated with high levels of stress, prior intoxication with unusual herbal mixtures, or too much buggery.So Pablo, out with it. What's the real reason you perverted Spainish tart!

Suicide will fix it. Never have to wipe your arse again.

Marry a coprophiliac. Keep you both happy.

The men of today. If they are not planning to rape some woman on twitter, then they are fretting about getting a backhander from the wife every now and then.Pathetic. 

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Just back from the barricades and i can say the spirits are still strong. Our boys and girls will be cracking heads soon and have Hong Kong open for business again soon!

I say send the Missus to ISIS. Birds of a feather etc... 

Best fucken poem Ive ever read.