Going JIHAD FOR DAD!

Osama Bin Laden may be rusting in Davy Jones locker but he left a lasting legacy in flesh and blood. He had so many wives, and children innumerable. Including countless sons…

 

osama wife 3

One of Osama Bin Laden's wives...

 

How much longer do we have to wait till one of his boys go JIHAD for DAD?!?!?

I have always thought the only advantage of Osama's ill begotten religion was the fact that you could marry more than one woman. For we all know you can fuck an ugly woman at least once, but you can’t fuck a beautiful woman forever…

Christ old Osama sure used this rule a lot - Look how many he had. And look how many boys! They are out there, like a ticking time bomb they are waiting to go off.

Where are they? Why aren’t they tagged?

osama wife 1

Here is another one. Unbelievable - the life that pevert Osama led.

 

We live in a funk of fear of jihadi wannabes; what is being done about this brood of them?

Forget about intercepting some poof’s Brazilian toyboy; why aren’t those clowns in Whitehall and Langley Field on to these guys???

I know I am going to wake up one day to news of a new atrocitry by Osama’s boys. And you can bet it will be the bleating lefties to blame. Inhibiting our security agencies work with their cries of 'civil liberties' and 'civil rights'.

osama wife 2

Even space women couldn't resist Osama's smokey charm and snake like penis.

 

Fuck that! Target the ones we know are gunna go off.

 

And do it now for fucks sake; before we all suffer the consequences.

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    · 13 years ago
    Wow. I mean, just, Wow.

    Look at what old Osama was getting up to while he was hiding away from it all. Christ on a stick; a man could get mighty excited by living such a life with those fine women.

    In fact I think I am getting a little excited now.

    Hmmm...

    Maybe a bit too much. Awww Shit. Done it again.

    I'll be back once I get the kleenex.

    Yours with fingers stuck together,
    Herr Loveyourfuckle
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    · 13 years ago
    So you are telling me that Osama Bin laden also mated with Alien women? Well that throws up all sorts of new challenges for the anti-terrorist forces. Imagine what sort of superhuman powers his children could have.

    It is really dreadfully frightful, and all the more reason why we should look up that poof Greenwald and any of his loudmouthed sidekicks.
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    · 13 years ago
    I'll tell ya what's matie'n with Osoma Bin Laden - FISH 'N SEA-WORMS. Yep, they is knaw'n at his testicals 'n layin thar larve right thar on his nutsack. I bet that fro-headed Ayrab is lovin ever minutes of it!!! Ain't love grand.
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    · 13 years ago
    Even in death Osama is getting more pussy than you ever dreamed of you Georgian Hillbilly fuckwit!
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    · 13 years ago
    Ooo-eee-aaaoooh! That's much better. Thank you Xenox News, for meeting the current affairs needs of the common man.
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    · 13 years ago
    Is it true some of Osama's boys are in Kenya now? Time for some action on them I think.
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    · 13 years ago
    You mean Obama's boys, don't'cha?
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    · 13 years ago
    US GOOBERMENT SHUTDOWN DAY 4: Obama say Republicans is Jihadists holdin gun ta head of Americans. Negro gal from Africa drives car inta Capital - lover squable with Obama....WITH OBAMA'S LOVE CHILD (monkey). Shot ta death by Obama death squads.

    Democrat law makers makin death threats on Republicans. Sendin out the goon squads. THE WHOLE DERN NATION IS FIX'N TO EXPLODE WITH ALL THIS HERE CRAZINESS!!!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    R: You are the foulest, most ignorant and disgusting individual I have ever had the misfortune to bump into on the internet. i cannot for the life of me comprehend why you have not been blocked from posting comments on this unusual but otherwise interesting site. Confrontation can be rewarding but you are nothing but a useless, diseased mind.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    Jest report'n the news - I dern't make the world ugly - jest rubbin yer nose in the real ugliness neferious commie drug-guzzlers done created. It do stank.....but it tain't none of my doin.
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    · 13 years ago
    Ricky is the resident hillbilly. Dimwitted, ignorant, and racist. Ignore if you can, the rest of us like to spar with him
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    The rest of you perhaps? Don't count me in. He is the epitome of what makes the world miserable and this website.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 13 years ago
    OK you can opt out. We all know Ricky is a sister-fucking idiot with a little dick-big gun ego problem. But no need to silence him; just ignore him.
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    · 13 years ago
    Good Lord, now I'm makin the world a miserable place - ain't that somethin! I go 'bout reportin some news, fair dinkum, 'n some drugged-up utopia smoker gits all balled up over it. Raymond - you ain't no "raymond is ya? My 'ol nose I smell kooter-stank. Yessiree, I smell a sweaty kooter. That ain't no man talk'n - thar's a kooter behind that keyboard a twich'n faster 'n a Dike snort'n methtosterone 'n mint juleps.
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    · 13 years ago
    Remember what your gun is for fuckwit.

    Just be brave and pull the trigger.
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    · 10 years ago
    Raspberry! You were dead right - http://www.welt.de/politik/ausland/article157729235/Osama-bin-Ladens-Sohn-ruft-zum-Umsturz-auf.html
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    · 9 years ago
    Git me some pink 'n purple haaired socialists work'n hard shovelin poo 'n plant'n my fields. Git 'em way down at thar Walmart beggin fer money. I give 'em money, a ride ta salvation 'n a big 'ol shovel. Now we see what them collered-hair folks is good fer.
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    · 9 years ago
    At least they got hair. I'd reckon a numb brained sista-fucking hillbilly such as yourself Ricky would be as bald as a badger. Am I right or am I right?
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    · 9 years ago
    Keep it high 'n tight, boy - 'n no fag-flag colours er nigga grease in my hair.
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